[memewhore]

[thickness-protection-program]

0/10 babygirl this was absolutely horrendous👎🏿👎🏿

[persephinae]

[persephinae]

Wait a minute .. you guys aren't here for art references!

[90shouseboat]

[thetiltedhat]

Y'all still on about your micro-plastics, I'm out here consuming MACRO-plastics, catch up.

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[red-skady]

same skillset

[thetiltedhat]

Just two ants in a microwave

[hotvampireadjacent]

[seto2]

Happy not Monday

My Twitter art is getting stolen on here so I’ll be posting all my recent stuff.

————

Twitter - Youtube - Instagram

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Break It Down Garfield Sunday

[thetiltedhat]

I still need this animation with the child sprite from Stardew Valley, because that's all I can think of every time I look at my son.

[sailbo-at]

Someone drink a mostly vodka, vodka cranberry on my behalf please

[thepieking]

Okay but not tonight I have work

[sailbo-at]

Thank you, I appreciate the willingness to drink in my place

[thepieking]

Always happy to drink

[uncle-cazador]

All I got is rum

[pyjama-llama]

is moonshine fine?

[sailbo-at]

Both are ok

[theminingengineer]

All I've got is beer.

[raggedylabcoats]

I guess ill mix cranberry juice and whiskey..?

[sailbo-at]

If i remember right that's not awful, but just plain whiskey is no problem either. The longer i'm at work the more i wish i could have a drink.

[thetiltedhat]

I'm at work presently, but will drink for you regardless. Then afterward, I will have to drink for me.

[sailbo-at]

Much appreciated Bug ❤

[thetiltedhat]

Update: There's no booze in the work fridge

[sailbo-at]

Someone drink a mostly vodka, vodka cranberry on my behalf please

[thepieking]

Okay but not tonight I have work

[sailbo-at]

Thank you, I appreciate the willingness to drink in my place

[thepieking]

Always happy to drink

[uncle-cazador]

All I got is rum

[pyjama-llama]

is moonshine fine?

[sailbo-at]

Both are ok

[theminingengineer]

All I've got is beer.

[raggedylabcoats]

I guess ill mix cranberry juice and whiskey..?

[sailbo-at]

If i remember right that's not awful, but just plain whiskey is no problem either. The longer i'm at work the more i wish i could have a drink.

[thetiltedhat]

I'm at work presently, but will drink for you regardless. Then afterward, I will have to drink for me.

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

[sirhro]

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[enriquemzn262]

¡Feliz martes de misil! 

[vsingers]

nice

[vsingers]

oh yeah here's the link

[foxincrocs-17seventysix]

[pissvvallet]

[anarchocunt]

[1n0c]

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

A little too close to that crazy zone 🥴

[themodernmaccabee]

Huh. Didn't expect that

@defendappalachia broooo take the test

[disgruntled-neighborhood-wife]

@disgruntled-foreign-patriarch oh yeah

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Well this is mildly disappointing

[punished-ghost-of-tamale]

Hey ladies I am single and ready to be left on read after two dates

[psionicillusionist]

Ha! Joke's on you, ya stupid quiz. I'm fucking married.

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Sure. Sounds about right.

[sailbo-at]

Gettin a little close to migraine the but like, fair.

[thetiltedhat]

[mothman-etd]

Just found out Joy has not seen The Mummy, not sure how to process this.

[thebibliosphere]

To make matters wors, I’ve seen the Tom Cruise one.

Mothman may be about to divorce me.

[mothman-etd]

I threw up in my mouth a little.

[thebibliosphere]

Listen, it's not my fault. I tried watching it two times on two separate international flights and fell asleep both times and nothing compares to the wild fever dream version that exists in my head through that experience and fandom.

Also, I was flying to see you. So technically, if you think about it, this is your fault.

[mothman-etd]

Dear Joy, meet Rick O'Connell, the first time I question if I was only into women.

[mothman-etd]

Dear Joy, meet Evelyn Carnahan, someone who helped me learn I was into woman with big hats.

[mothman-etd]

Dear Joy, meet Imhotep, someone who made me think "huh, maybe monster fucking might be fun."

[thebibliosphere]

Hgskl. Valid.

You also didn't need to sell me on watching it. I’m all for it, I’m just lazy 😂

[thebibliosphere]

I need you to know he’s ugly-laughing/crying at this comment.

[maneth985]

How can you sell the film mentioning all that but not Ardeth BAE?

[mothman-etd]

When you fuck up and the Ardeth stans come for you.

[thebibliosphere]

That’s what you get for trying to drag me :p

[thetiltedhat]

My wife made this from something I said whole watching this movie a couple nights ago

[utafumi]

[thetiltedhat]

@sailbo-at

[sailbo-at]

*hates my voice*

Every person calling my work today: "wow 😍😍 you should be on the radio/do a podcast/start a talkshow! 😍😍"

[uncle-cazador]

Lets hear it

[sailbo-at]

Absolutely not, i hate my voice

[uncle-cazador]

Aww please? Just to me?

[sailbo-at]

I'll eventually do a recipe video for the dumbest thing and tag you

[uncle-cazador]

Yahoo!

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

@sailbo-at you have pretty voice

[uncle-cazador]

Oh sure you get to hear it

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

I do bc i has @sailbo-at on snapchats

[sailbo-at]

Nope, my voice is yucky

[thetiltedhat]

Husband hears voice every day and believes it is very lovely ❤️

[sailbo-at]

Traitor 😡

[wanderer-chronicles]

I hear Mrs. @sailbo-at 's voice is so pretty, all the songbirds just follow her around with little cartoon hearts coming off them

[thetiltedhat]

It's true. But it's not song birds,

It's this cat, and instead of singing, she screams.

[sailbo-at]

*hates my voice*

Every person calling my work today: "wow 😍😍 you should be on the radio/do a podcast/start a talkshow! 😍😍"

[uncle-cazador]

Lets hear it

[sailbo-at]

Absolutely not, i hate my voice

[uncle-cazador]

Aww please? Just to me?

[sailbo-at]

I'll eventually do a recipe video for the dumbest thing and tag you

[uncle-cazador]

Yahoo!

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

@sailbo-at you have pretty voice

[uncle-cazador]

Oh sure you get to hear it

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

I do bc i has @sailbo-at on snapchats

[sailbo-at]

Nope, my voice is yucky

[thetiltedhat]

Husband hears voice every day and believes it is very lovely ❤️

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.