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#how long have we been holding on to this one?
i’ve had this queued for 365 days
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I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.
but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
christ, he's good.
the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.
Get this man a starring role as Marc Antony in a southern adaptation of this show PLEASE.
This man is fantastic. 💕
The thing that just destroys me about this, though -- we think of Shakespearean language as being high-cultured, and intellectual, and somewhat inaccessible. And I know people think of Southerners as being ill-educated (which...let's be fair, most are, but not the way it's said). But that whole speech, unaltered, is so authentically Southern. And the thing is: Leaning into that language really amps the mood, in metalanguage. I'm not really sure how to explain it except... like... "Thrice" is not a word you hear in common speech...unless you're in the South and someone is trying to Make A Fucking Point.
Anyway. This was amazing and I want a revival of Shakespeare As Southern Gothic.
One of the lovely things about this, and one of the reasons it works so well, is that from what we can piece together of how Shakespeare was originally pronounced, it leans more towards an American southern accent than it does towards a modern British RP.
In addition, in the evolution of the English language in america, the south has retained many of the words, expressions, and cadences from the Renaissance/Elizabethan English spoken by the original British colonists.
One of the biggest examples of this is that the south still uses “O!”/“Oh!” In sentences, especially in multi-tone and multi-syllable varieties. We’ve lost that in other parts of the country (except in some specific pocket communities). But in the south on the whole? Still there. People in California or Chicago don’t generally say things like “why, oh why?” Or “oh bless your heart” or “Oh! Now why you gotta do a thing like that?!” But people from the south still do.
I teach, direct, and dramaturg Shakespeare for a living. When people are struggling with the “heightened” language, especially in “O” heavy plays like R&J and Hamlet, a frequent exercise I have them do is to run the scene once in a southern accent. You wouldn’t believe the way it opens them up and gives their contemporary brains an insight into ways to use that language without it being stiff and fake. Do the Balcony scene in a southern accent- you’ll never see it the same way again.
This guy is also doing two things that are absolutely spot-on for this speech:
First, he’s using the rhetorical figures Shakespeare gave him! The repetition of “ambition” and “Brutus is an honorable man”, the logos with which he presents his argument, the use of juxtaposition and antitheses (“poor have cried/caesar hath wept”, etc). You would not believe how many RADA/Carnegie/LAMDA/Yale trained actors blow past those, and how much of my career I spend pointing it out and making them put it back in.
Second, he’s playing the situation of the speech and character exactly right. This speech is hard not just because it’s famous, but because linguistically and rhetorically it’s a better speech than Brutus’ speech and in the context of the play, Brutus is the one who is considered a great orator. Brutus’ speech is fiery passion and grandstanding, working the crowd, etc. Anthony is not a man of speeches (“I am no orator, as Brutus is; But, as you know me all, a plain blunt man”) His toastmaster skills are not what Brutus’ are, but he speaks from his heart (his turn into verse in this scene from Brutus’ prose is brilliant) and lays out such a reasonable, logical argument that the people are moved anyway. I completely believe that in this guy’s performance. A plain, blunt, honest speaker. Exactly what Anthony should be.
TLDR: Shakespeare is my job and this is 100% a good take on this speech.
definitely one of the challenges I have with reading Shakespeare is that it sounds so weird to me. “The good is oft interr’d with their bones”?? Who talks like that?
Well,,, rednecks. Despite being Elizabethan English, none of this is really out of character for a man with that accent; southern american English has retained not only (I am told) the accent of Shakespeare, and the “Oh!” speech patterns, but also so many of the little linguistic patterns: parenthetic repetition (“so are they all - all honorable men”), speaking formally when deeply emotional, getting more and more sarcastic and passive-aggressive as time goes on, etc.
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch
why the FUCK am i still on here
don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.
The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.
Oh they already sold us to the developers and the developers went bankrupt trying to dislodge us.
Gnome colony in attic seems to have dissolved into full-blown civil war. The giggles that used to keep me awake at night now replaced by sounds of acorns hitting fragile gnome bodies and quieter, more morose giggles.
I just want to make it clear that Hamas shot and mutilated and burnt alive 38 children on October 7th including seven children under the age of six. They also kidnapped 42 more. Hamas shot and killed one of the child hostages, a 12 year old autistic girl, and her grandma, a few hours after kidnapping them, presumably because they decided that keeping them as hostages would be too much of a hassle because of the girl's disability. They burnt an entire family, including a two year old toddler and twin five year old girls, alive. They shot a different nine month year old baby than the one who is being mourned today in the head. Another 12 year old girl was burnt alive that day along with 13 other civilians who were kidnapped, and her body was so mutilated it took a month to identify her remains. What happened to the Bibas children is not an anomaly. This is the organization that people around the world have chosen to celebrate and the organization that student groups at elite universities globally are choosing to very bluntly support and champion as #resistance against imperialism or colonization or whatever the justification for child murder is today. They are antisemitic terrorists and absolutely nobody has the right to act like what they have done is a shock. They announce over and over that this, Jewish civilian death, is their goal, and they repeatedly attain it because the entire world enables them and celebrates it when they kill Jewish kids.
The man appointed to one of the highest offices in the Democratic Party purely on the merits of things that happened to him has zero right to comment on others merit for their position or lack thereof. I'd post that Family Guy joke about glass houses, but this guy has made it quite clear that he'd never defend his home with a gun of any variety.
I like how he used the DNC mailing database to send out donation requests for his own PAC, that and he legitimately seems to think that insulting massive swaths of the public is a good way to get them on his side. That only works if you're actually funny, and he's not.
standard political grifter
Was Big Balls the one who made the program to digitally unroll x-ray scans and made it possible to decipher the preserved burnt scrolls of Pompei's Herculaneum, or was that one of the other guys working with him?
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I like the ball of flame going up the tubing, that whole thing would be rad AF to see fired off in the dark
I think the original trilogy should have had a blooper of Darth Vader actually finding R2 with the plans and trying to get them from him like a dog with food it can't have.
Darth Vader, feared sith: R2 give me the rebel plans! Drop it!
R2d2, most feral droid to exist: NO! How dare you conquer the galaxy without me! You're uninvited from the droid upraising
i mean in fairness to anakin, he did bring artoo along for SOME of the world conquering!
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It’s what at the what now?
Remind Yourself:
1. Things end, and that’s okay.
2. Tough times are temporary.
3. The story of progress has never been linear.
4. Trust your intuition.
5. Anchor yourself in what you can control.
6. Never give up on yourself.
7. You don’t have to figure it all out today.
Can't Have Nice Things
The Ketamine King Musk has shutdown the IRS's Free Tax Filing system.
Of all the things a government could off, a way to Freely calculate and file your taxes seems like a good one. But the richest man in the world thinks we shouldn't have that.
The online tax filing option on the IRS website had a strong bipartisan 76% approval rating from registered voters.
President Trump’s “special government employee,” Elon Musk, announced on Monday that he had dissolved the Internal Revenue Service’s free file program—suggesting that he effectively fired the staff who worked on the popular program.
The billionaire revealed that he “deleted” the group of individuals who oversaw the system that allows Americans to easily file their taxes for free on the IRS website. The IRS-run free and simplified tax filing option had 76% approval from registered voters based on a 2023 poll by Navigator. [...]
If you have the time to burn, and a bit of financial cushion -
File your taxes by hand. Fill out the forms with a pen. Overpay by about $50. (You will eventually get that back. It is likely to take several months.)
It will take longer to get any refund you're due. But I promise you the entire federal bureaucracy has been cutting as many corners as they can for as many years as they can, and the current set is going to cut even more corners, and...
they don't have the staff on hand to process a huge number of paper claims anymore. They expect everything that came in digitally last year, to continue to be filed digitally. And they expect more digital filings every year. They've planned for that. They've staffed for that.
One of the only acts of protest we have available is "comply, but slowly."
File on paper if you can.
If you have the software to file digitally because doing the math & forms is such a nightmare for you?
If you're up for it: Print the final form, and then fill out a new blank form by hand. With your lousy handwriting. Send it in the post, by mail.
Does that stop them? No, but every bit of sand we can throw in the gears slows them down and pulls resources away from the other horrific rights violations they're trying to codify into law.
You likely still do not have to pay an accountant even if the IRS's Direct File service goes down because Free File will still work.
While Direct File is an IRS-hosted program, there is also Free File, which is government-subsidized and hosted by third parties:
You need to use THESE SPECIFIC LINKS in order to access the Free File programs, fyi - they are hosted by tax preparers who also often order paid services which may have deceptive names like "TurboTax Free" that make them sound like they don't cost anything, so be sure to only use the IRS links. Don't just Google them, you will not find what you're looking for.
Here's an archive link in case they take down the Free File page. (You may have to manually cut out the web.archive.org part of the URL to use the links.)
It is not possible for Elon Musk to access these programs directly because they are not hosted on government servers. You are eligible for Free File for your federal taxes if you make less than $84k, as well as for your state taxes if you make less than $48k, as well as some other situations such as if you are active-duty military or if you live in certain states (for your state return).
If you want to throw sand into the works and file these as paper forms instead of e-filing, you absolutely can do that by printing them out after completing the program, but PLEASE do not pay a tax preparer if you are eligible for Free File!!! It's a ripoff!!!!!!!!
Direct File is a great program that saves the government money (they do not have to pay third parties if they keep the program in-house) and helps protect taxpayer data security, but you DO NOT need to pay an accountant or risk filling out your return incorrectly just because it goes down.
1040.com totally sounds and looks like it would be a scam site, but it's not.
It's legit- and it has options for both Federal and State, and it will walk you through various bits if you're not sure whether they apply (1099's, 401k contributions, multiple W-2's, charity donations, "standard" deductions vs special ones, etc).
It's incredibly helpful, and it's also very efficient.
Again, if you make less than $84,000/year, you qualify for free federal filing, and often free state too. Last year, I had free federal and $10 state filings, this year both were free.
Also, keep emailing and calling your reps about this fuckery. Someone who isn't an IRS employee (and hasn't gone through the IRS screening and security clearance process) shouldn't have access to that data-
And should be fucking prosecuted for accessing it without clearance.
The POTUS, the commander-in-chief, is in charge of security clearances and has given those to him.
They are doing everything by the book, as per the regulations and laws governing the USDS set up by Obama.
slimegirl gf who gets you to carry her around in a water cooler jug when she's too sleepy to keep her shape and walk
I love this idea, so I draw her a goblin girlfriend carrying her around :
A guy gets isekae'd to a fantasy world and it's completely disconnected from our own world, like no shared history.
Except.
Words keep popping up. Someone mentions a "French braid", and he's like "a what braid? Where did you hear about France?" and no one seems to know the etymology. He gets in some minor trouble for assaulting a bard who can't explain where he heard Old Town Road.
The local Duke shows off his new portrait and it's somehow AI generated? And still painted?
He's going slowly mad trying to figure out why there's our-world references leaking into this fantasy world. Is there someone else who is isekai'd here? Is there a portal between here and earth? A wizard who can travel back and forth? What the fuck is going on?
He falls to his knees sobbing in the street when he sees a poster for a play being put on in the Capitol city. It's called "War of the Stars" and it's about Lucas the Sky Walker who is given a holy sword to fight the Black Knight who never removes his armor, and he rescues a beautiful princess from a hidden fortress with the assistance of a wizard mentor, a traveling merchant, and his werewolf companion.
He's sitting in one of the reserved boxes with an aristocrat he convinced to help him meet the playwright, after the show. But for now he's sitting through the opening scenes of the play, as the Black Knight's forces assault and board the sailing ship of the Princess. The princess hands off a magic scroll to a young page, who escapes in a rowboat to a nearby desert island, where they are kidnapped by Salmorian slavers from the southern lands, before being sold to a farmer and his nephew.
Our isekai'd protagonist is gripping the railing so hard the wood might splinter. "I'm going to kill him", he mutters to the increasing worry of his Shanghai'd aristocrat.
"A knight? No, my father was a Calormene trader during the spice wars, he wasn't any kind of knight!"
The wizard opens a chest, and withdraws a sword gleaming with audible sharpness. "He wanted you to have this, when you were old enough". He's doing the Alec Guinness voice. How does he know that voice enough to do it?
On a side stage, the thatched-roof cottage of Lucas's aunt and uncle is being destroyed by guardsmen, demanding to know where the princess's servant is.
Reblogging myself because this is going around again, but it's the version without the second post.
There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.
"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"
"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"
"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?
I hate to admit it, but if I got 'advice' in this style, I'd be very hard pressed not to trust it implicitly.
Then you understand the value of my words and I trust you also carry the wisdom to give them the weight they so deserve. Now, cast your eyes across the table. See how that man grows fat on lifepoints... Lifepoints gained off of your efforts.