You're all Goddamned Whales

Meet the Batter, he's strong, independent and also 4 inches tall. Yes, you heard me, 4 inches tall. Try not to stand on him... Or eat him- that would be a shame. [Owned by: Hush ] [ Icon Credit ] [M!A: Accepting)] (indie blog for tiny!batter)

[thetiniestbatter]

This account is inactive

It'll be coming something like an archive account for people to look back on I suppose.

No more rping will happen here...

Apologies.

[thetiniestbatter]

      […. Why are you squinting at him? He’s squinting at everyone judging you for eating a toddler. ]

[hushedinnocence]

[ I t i s b e c a u s e y o u k e e p i n g s h o w i n g u p o u t o f t h e b l u e. Holds out hand.]

[thetiniestbatter]

    [  The blue is fun to show up out of-- He casually just gets on your hand. ]

     [  Also he's been hiding from things trying to eat him 90% of the time ]

[thetiniestbatter]

       [   Excuse him as he sits here and squints at everyone. ]

[hushedinnocence]

[ Don’t mind him squinting as well but instead of at everyone it’s just at Tot..]

[thetiniestbatter]

    [.... Why are you squinting at him? He's squinting at everyone judging you for eating a toddler. ]

[thetiniestbatter]

       [   Excuse him has he sits here and squints at everyone. ]

[thetiniestbatter]

        [  His name seems to distract him from murderous intent  ]

                     ”…… Master?..”

[hushedinnocence]

"Oh.. Well This is uh..Not bad. I guess." He Thought you were dead. Sorry.

[thetiniestbatter]

      [  Nah that's cool, he probably could have been dead anyway  ]                         [  Totally valid excuse  ]

               ".... It's... Nice to see you, I suppose... Though, I apologise for my absence... I almost got eaten by a bird a couple of times..."

[thetiniestbatter]

I ACCIDENTALLY MOVED FANDOMS TWICE, MADE AN OC ACCOUNT AND AM NOW OBSESSED WITH A GAME THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS

'I WATCH PORN FOR THE STORYLINE'.

And might've made a blog for them that likes to chew people ayyy.

[thetiniestbatter]

   [  Heard y’all were talking shit about his old owner  ]

              [  He’s gonna stub some fuckin’ toes m8  ]

[hushedinnocence]

"…..Tot?”

[thetiniestbatter]

      [  His name seems to distract him from murderous intent  ]

                     "...... Master?.."

[thetiniestbatter]

   [  Heard y'all were talking shit about his old owner  ]

              [  He's gonna stub some fuckin' toes m8  ]

[thetiniestbatter]

Let The past Rest

The Piece of paper is so tiny that you're having trouble reading it. Even with all six eyes- and even with a couple closed! Regardless, you get your magnifying glass and hope to God you can decipher the tiny writing.

"I feel like being so small has blessed me with things I cannot begin to understand- and yet cursed me in the same fashion.

While I do not mind being his rat... I would rather be his equal...

But I will never be such."

[inboxideas]

x

[thetiniestbatter]

Here's another kiss, one that /does/ linger the moment lips slip right to the cover of Tot's tiny belly, hands shifting him to make it easier, and is that a tiny hint of tongue curling the shirt up so he can get to skin? Yes.

    My dear Master, that is not a kiss- and you are certainly not a cat-- please retract your tongue at once because your pet has gone into a fit of giggles at the intrusion of the pink muscle, and honestly it's embarrassing.

[thetiniestbatter]

You are quite tiny... but quite adorable -she crouched down-

    "My tiny structure makes me unable to perform any ordinary tasks..." He plays with the lobe of his ear as she crouches down. "Though I am pleased you find me aesthetically pleasing..."

[thetiniestbatter]

purificationfailed replied to your post:Well, there’s a huge yawn.

A huge tiny yawn?

    To any normal person, it would probably be more of a squeak.

[bestialblanc]

And to Liam it’s adorable.

[thetiniestbatter]

    This is good, and Tot's feeling in a rather adorable mood today. So he'll just stretch and yawn some more.

[thetiniestbatter]

This is the third fucking attempt. He's not angry. Oh no. He's just awkwardly flustered in a very moody way because he's a little tired of rising Tot up only to have his lips be hit by a fucking glitch that can only be described as an invisible wall. He grumbles loud and clear, before pressing a kiss that is more brush than linger on the top of the Batter's head.

   The small barrier is more than annoying when his Master attempts to kiss him- but soon it is dispelled by what he can only describe as the sheer anger for the barrier's existence. It is only then a small smile twitches up on his lips as the soft pressure against his head continues on for more than just a second or two.

[thetiniestbatter]

purificationfailed replied to your post:Well, there’s a huge yawn.

A huge tiny yawn?

    To any normal person, it would probably be more of a squeak.

[thetiniestbatter]

Well, there's a huge yawn.

[thetiniestbatter]

       He’d tackle you too- if he wouldn’t fall short and proceed to descend to a painful and rather odd injury/death. So instead he’ll wave a little.

   ”Hey…”

[hushedinnocence]

"Ah..I kept your cage clean…" Smooth. Real smooth. As if Tot would want to hear that. He looks away with a flushed expression. 

[thetiniestbatter]

     A small smile graces the tiny batter's features at the mention of his cage- at least the other had bothered to clean it. "Thank you..." It showed how much the other thought about him at least.