Here and There, Everywhere

There's a thief in the shadows A glint in her eye As she steals more than treasure From your unseeing eyes Hey how's that there kidney You used to adore Well now that's she taken it- Oh you dropped to the floor Yes this littlest thief Is in and out like a light When taking both trinkets And her prey's lives

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[a-titty-ninja]

[thebestoftumbling]

[thegoodvybe]

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

[augustdementhe]

Look at that round face, I’m DYING. 

[augustarambles]

@leo-arcana it’s your favorite swearing baby

[bodyfeeling]

hey atheists

[memewhore]

[half-ace]

chaotic neutral

[the-sapphic-raven]

Shes probably committing crimes right now

[jinxtus-deactivated20210311]

Who is?

[the-sapphic-raven]

What are you, a cop? piss off

[stability]

“toodles”

[deactivated-drawing]

Chaotic neutral

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

[sachesky]

Chaotic Good brother.

[dicklover3000]

*on a date* so haha tell me more about your dog

[thetinythief]

unfinished thingy from ages ago ft. smols

[pajamaben]

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time

[jdandchi]

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

[wakanda-princess]

Me.

[getoffmybloghoe-deactivated2018]

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

[googleimagesofgod]

tattoo idea: flames up my legs…. and my arms…… and the rest of my body. except. they’re real flames.i’m on fire

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

new alignment chart

chaotic/neutral/lawful + jock/prep/goth