Watch Infinity Train on HBO Max. This is a fucking threat
me tho
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
YOU ARE THE REASON

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if i look back, i am lost
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Watch Infinity Train on HBO Max. This is a fucking threat
me tho
the gender fluids...
They tried it
Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither
he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf
Aslo This:
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He drinks his respect women juice
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white washing isn’t just limited to actively ignoring the official color palettes posted but also drawing euro-centric features on characters of color ‼️
Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll go to the grocery store for the first time in over a week, see a white man buying tiki torches, and instantly decide that you don’t actually need eggs or milk or fresh produce and hightail it
Living in DC right now is really fun because you’ll clock in at your place of work, which happens to be across the street from one of the city’s largest synagogues, and you’ll see four white bald men with american flag neck buffs as masks and black hoodies walk towards it and you will, for a moment, question whether people are about to die and debate what exactly it is you need to do about it
Living in DC right now is really fun because my family has decided to make the choice to stay in the city and stockpile groceries for the next two weeks. An estimated 20% of the city will be leaving to shelter elsewhere for the week of the inauguration. Any other time in US history, an inauguration draws in Washingtonians and Americans from across the continent. It is supposed to be a celebration of democracy. Instead, we have empty houses and a city preparing for violence waged by non-residents while our streets and our homes pay the cost.
Living in DC is really fun right now because you’ll get woken up at 6:17 am by the sound of humvees driving down your block. They are on their way to secure one of the dozens of streets, bridges, and highways that are being shut down to keep out white supremacists. A soldier in uniform waves good morning while you get your usual order from Dunkin’ Donuts. He has kind eyes behind the mask. You wonder who he voted for.
feels weird to be sitting in my living room while there's an attempted coup happening on a wednesday afternoon
Meanwhile, I’m at work.
I was also at work.
Where was I? I was at my job; working.
I was at work. In my house. 8 miles from the coup.
“The boss said it’s ok to bring your cat to work today.“
(Source)
The only situation where I would want to be stuck in a bunker with Romney and Cruz is where I can see the little Mormon Francophile scream at the zodiac killer
(dir. Armando Ianucci)
I went to my first beekeeping class today! Our instructor told us that beekeeping in the city was texhnically illegal and then told us all the ways we could get around that 🌻🐝
Bee gay, do crime 🐝
so how is it going so far?
Another one
every single one of these is gold
All of this
November will go down in history as the weirdest month