The Adventures of the Toddilus

and His Quandary with Reality

[str8enigma-deactivated20180416]

Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

[daughtercest]

you come here for porn. i come here for weird erotic friendship. we are not the same

[gothycollie]

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

[bbrothertedd]

[poetryforall]

[halflifesk666]

[thetoddilus]

IWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVETHERE’LLBENOMORELIESTHERE’LLBENOMORELIESTHERE’LLBENOMORELIESTHERE’LLBENOMORELIESIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVETHERE’LLBENOMORELIESTHERE’LLBENOMORELIESTHERE’LLBENOMORELIESTHERE’LLBENOMORELIESIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVEIWILLEATYOUALIVE

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[100000000000-1-deactivated20181]

I can take hints but i want to hear you say it

[thetoddilus]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🤮

[saying]

[thetoddilus]

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had the sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)

Somehow yes, this applies to me… I am a gold star lesbian.

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[insomniac-anna-scott]

Hunter S. Thomson

“The Rum Diary”

[inksplit]

[loumandaniel]

[thetoddilus]

TFW that second squirt of vax hits and you know your day is ruined…