Just like you

creeping my shit

[thetortoise]

[thetortoise]

Scruffy, The Janitor.

[thetortoise]

She is beauty she is grace

[thetortoise]

[thetortoise]

Shark attack

[cassandracalin]

Today was a productive day.

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[mockwa]

[pdlcomics]

Scientists

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via theonicole)

[tisorridalamor]

Describing Terry Pratchett’s books is difficult. Someone asked me what the book I was reading was about, and I had to tell them it was about banking and the gold standard, but like in a cool way with golems and action. 

 I don’t think they believed me.

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

welcome to the club

[amatalefay]

It is so, so difficult to explain to people that your favorite book is about transgender feminist dwarves, Nazi werewolves, and the mystery of a missing piece of really old ritual bread. And Opera saves the day.

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

yes, give us those sweet, sweet, terrible descriptions

[rhys1812]

A tortoise who’s really a god, finds an allegory for Jesus and they go on adventures in an ancient greece like place and then a desert 

[thesummoningdark]

The chief of police averts a rerun of an ancient war, partially despite and partially because of being possessed by a dying dwarf’s graffiti

[nightfoot]

It’s like Les Miserables but Javert is the good guy and also there’s time travel.  

[aethersea]

Macbeth but it’s about the witches

[zephyrantha]

Chapter one, the protagonist is hanged. Then he’s put in charge of the post office. Yes, in that order.

[roachpatrol]

it’s like mulan if there were way more mulans in mulan and also pratchett is extra irritated that too many people missed the point of jingo

[hypotheticalwoman]

The bureaucrats of the universe get annoyed at the paperwork humanity causes so they decide to steal Christmas.  Replacement Christmas is done by Death and replacement Death is done by goth Mary Poppins, who is also in charge of the investigation.

[discworldtour]

Actually, guns do kill people.

[gigapolosatik-deactivated201902]

Rincewind.

[psvlms]

[michaelallanleonard]

Leatherface by Ben Templesmith

[thewynne]

That is some high quality blurb writing right there.

[whatdiscworldtaughtme]

Happy birthday, Terry Pratchett - wherever you are! 

‘Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?’

[tastefullyoffensive]

Same. (via gives_flawed_advice)