oof

He/Him I've been here too many years for my blog to have a set "theme"

[apricotposting]

hard to say anything

[blumineck]

Huge thanks to Richard of the Order of the Blade for throwing me around!

(If you’re in the UK, consider checking them out! The order are a combat school with a really fun and welcoming ethos)

And as always, more bows, swords, and nonesense on Patreon

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

[naomi-s-art-deactivated20250504]

You'll always be by my side. You're my Shadow.

[the-seelie-court-official]

wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles

[the-seelie-court-official]

[musicforadarkenedtheatre-deacti]

[idk--------s-deactivated2025070]

Environmental storytelling is my favorite

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[grimfangsmaw]

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them

[princeofcabbage-deactivated2018]

Is this the forest scenario of two people who can’t find their glasses

[soranatus]

Richard Chen’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Part V

[mabeltanaka]

George of the Jungle (1997)

[angel-starbeam]

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[cheztocopter]

Nobody told me Sean is a Tumblr enjoyer.

[therealjacksepticeye]

Can’t trust anyone

[nickmpreg]

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

[nickmpreg]

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

Recycled tumblr humor

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

10k notes

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

pun repeated in italics

[fuglypudding]

“did you just” added

[alleneverafter]

supernatural gif that fits even though the post was nowhere near related to spn

[tateshaw-deactivated20201206]

[ginger-witz]

comment expressing disbelief on how Supernatural has a gif for everything

[something-----strange]

Comment expressing their uttermost love for Tumblr

[hohoehoes]

comment expressing utter hate for posts like these

[knitbelove]

Comment that OMG IT’S THE ORIGINAL I’VE ONLY SEEN IT IN SCREENSHOTS

[mittensmorgul]

what was old is apparently new again

[bees-official]

Someone saying this post is a must reblog

[sagegreenfrogs]

someone mentioning the ops are all deactivated

[analogue-dragon]

The @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblog

[teaboot]

Reading this in 2024 feels like an immortal returning to their old village after 300 years and finding it’s been converted to a heritage site full of period actors

[santapau]

Remind me later.

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

this baby also once tipped me a granola bar at work. she’d been watching everyone in line very closely & when it was her parent’s turn, at exactly the right point in the transaction for a tip, she pickpocketed her mom’s granola bar & shoved it in the tip har

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This baby has better social skills than me

[alexaloraetheris]

This baby has better social skill than this entire antisocial media site.

[doeeyeddyke]

this baby has better social skills than my baby good for her

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i once took an uber driven by an eccentric older gentleman who told me about his young man’s travels in nepal. he said that in a town too small for any formal hospitality, he had been hosted overnight by a nepali family who spoke no english. he spoke no nepali. i asked what they did all night. with an air of matter of factness, he said they shared drinks and talked. “there we sat,” he said, “sipping i’m not sure what. it was white, and strong. and they’d tell me a story in nepali. didn’t get a word. but i could tell when they’d finished and we’d all laugh together. then i’d tell a story in english. they didn’t get a word. but when i finished, we all laughed together. lovely night. lovely, lovely people.” i think this baby gets it

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[oneheadtoanother]

[mrhealyourgirl]

come on man yall picked his turtleneck at the store. Dressing this baby up just to roast him

[yeehawgeek]

i need everyone to see these panels from the monster high howilday haunt comic