Freyja Guides Me

Carly. 24. Heathen/Asatru. loves superwholock. Harry Potter. And many more. not really anything in specific here. Just what I find entertaining.

[stedelasso]

Anxiety level - Chandler Bing letting people in his work office call him Tobey for 5 years because it’s too awkward to correct them.

[mrchompers]

[lost-son-of-rome]

This is my favourite post

[dailypotter]

[quantumghosts]

so remember how i wrote a bunch of horse haikus and submitted them to my college’s publication

WELL GUESS WHAT I GOT IN MY INBOX TODAY:

This is single handedly the best sentence I have ever read in my entire life, I’m so pleased with and proud of myself right now. My favourite part is that the fact that they picked just one picture means they sat down and discussed which picture of a banana peel they liked best.

I ended up submitting these five haikus:

And this is Banana Peel #6 (out of ten):

They were apparently very enjoyable because the haikus were vindictive and the banana peel has personality. I can’t wait for the issue to come out.

[atheistj]

So Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, and Adam Driver showed up at the Belfast airport in Ireland. I think my favorite thing about it is Daisy and Adam’s efforts to hide their faces through jackets and sunglasses

And then Mark’s just like HEYYYYY!

[ten-and-donna]

freshman year vs senior year

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[godsstraightsister]

Last month I made a wish that my mum would get a house a week after that she got a house so I believe it worked

[selkiecherie]

I got a relationship from this.

[eatingbanshees]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me post all 13 so I had to pick my favourites. ;n; The Game Grumps 2014 calendar is one of the best purchases I’ve ever made.

[gayjigglypuff]

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

[howmanyarms-deactivated20131217]

this made my day its so adorable

[wild-west-wind]

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

[creamcookiekat]

@wetwasteofagirl

[jbears13]

They’re always watching 🐻

[photochoco]

Jackpot

[photochoco]

This is getting kind of ridiculous.

There are two five leaves in there somewhere 

[photochoco]

I lost count

[humunanunga]

This is the lucky clover bouquet. Reblog for seven days of good luck!

[buttnekkidblackgirl]

Y’all laugh but I actually end up doing pretty well once I go to work

[dodtt-deactivated20210306]

[ginger-witz]

I am a registered veterinary technician (RVT) and my clinic currently has an intern who has her hair dyed half blonde and half black. This past week, I overheard our relief vet talking about how she is embarrassed to take the intern into rooms with clients because of how unprofessional the hair style makes her look. This made me pretty upset, because I too have two-toned hair (my natural red on the top layer and a minty green underneath). She has also expressed her dislike of tattoos (I have two visible on my arms). It pissed me off. The only comments I have ever received from clients about my hair or tattoos have been complements. Since when does someone's hairstyle or choice in body art make them any less capable of doing their job? My colored hair doesn't hinder my knowledge of veterinary medicine, nor do my tattoos stop me from being able to draw blood and run tests. Judging people's professional capabilities based on appearance alone is something that I am completely against. Especially when it involves a student who is missing opportunities to learn because the RELEIF vet (not even the veterinarian that owns the clinic) is worried clients will think she looks funny.

[theinturnetexplorer]

This professor gets extra credit.

[soprana-snap]

GIVE ME STATS WITH THIS PROFESSOR

[castielsmeg-deactivated20140115]

Spooky Movies Masterpost + Recovery (Starring crappy MS Paint editing)

Not-So-Scary Movies:

Scary Movie

Scary Movie 2

Scary Movie 3

Scary Movie 4

Scary Movie 5

Shaun of the Dead

Zombieland

The Haunted Mansion

Ghostbusters

Beetlejuice

Edward Scissorhands

Scooby-Doo (The Live Action Movie)

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Goonies

Hocus Pocus

Tower of Terror

The Addams Family

The Addams Family Values

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

Young Frankenstein

Sleepy Hollow

Casper

E.T.

Halloweentown

Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge

Halloweentown High

Return to Halloweentown

Harry Potter 1; 2; 3; 4; 5; 6; 7: Part 1 and Part 2

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Corpse Bride

Monster House

Coraline

ParaNorman

It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

Practical Magic

Frankenweenie

Random Scary Movies:

Dawn of the Dead

The Hills Have Eyes

The Descent

1408

The Mist

The Cube

The Ring

Don’t Be Afriad of the Dark

Session 9

The Human Centipede

Shrooms

Devil

Drag Me To Hell

Trick ‘r Treat

Hatchet

Cabin Fever

Orphan

Prom Night

When A Stranger Calls

The Possession

Disturbia

Insidious

The Blair Witch Project

The Skeleton Key

The Strangers

The Haunting in Connecticut 

The Cabin in the Woods

Scary Movies that Need to Chill Out w/ the Sequels:

Halloween (1978)

Halloween 2 (1981)

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch (1982)

Halloween 4: The Return Of Micheal Myers (1988)

Halloween 5 (1989)

Halloween: The Curse of Micheal Myers (1995)

Halloween H20: 20 years Later (1998)

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

Halloween (2007)

Halloween 2 (2009)

Freddy Vs. Jason

Friday the 13th (2009)

Nightmare on Elm Street

A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Scream 

Scream 2

Scream 3

Scream 4

Saw 

Saw 2

Saw 3

Saw 4

Saw 5

Saw 6

I Know What You Did Last Summer

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Paranormal Activity 

Paranormal Activity 2

Paranormal Activity 3

The Grudge

The Grudge 2

The Grudge 3

Final Destination

Final Destination 2

Final Destination 3

Final Destination 4

Final Destination 5

The Evil Dead

The Evil Dead 2

The Evil Dead: Army of Darkness

Classic Scary Movies:

The House of 1,000 Corpses

Poltergeist

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Fire in the Sky

The People Under the Stairs

The Omen

The Sixth Sense

Hellraiser

Carrie

The Silence of the Lambs

The Shining

The Exorcist

Jaws

Children of the Corn

Psycho

It

Creepshow

House On Haunted Hill

Fright Night

Child’s Play

Nosferatu

Recovery: 

The Heat

Bridesmaids

The Hangover

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Mrs.Doubtfire

50 First Dates

The Proposal

Superbad

Step Brothers

White Chicks

13 Going on 30

Clueless

Sleepover

Escape From Planet Earth

Despicable Me

Pitch Perfect

Warm Bodies

Kick Ass

More might be added later, enjoy. :)

[curiousobsession101]

As someone who tends to have extreme difficulty finding decent links to watch full-length movies online (especially the first few Halloween movies for some reason), and who lives somewhere that the majority of such links are blocked, THANK YOU, OP!!!!!!!!!

[amirdrassil]

ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

[done]

[anakintrashblog]

no but this actually makes me laugh so hard?? like can you imagine??

[radiantvii]

I need to add this here really quick:

[volkswagonblues]

you guys have to see this