Hell Yeah Made My First Billion.

If a guy never blocked you on tumblr, your pussy is trash.

[tapemachinesarerolling]

[local-graveyard]

[plants4]

[zzazu]

Mcdonalds knows what the people want

[mcdolans]

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

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legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

[winfieldblue]

[betterthankanyebitch]

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

LOL men who shame makeup.

All your favorite fellas wear makeup. Everyone on television is wearing makeup. Iron Man is wearing more expensive concealer than your girlfriend.

[love-personal]

[jugganourt]

[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[msunderstoo]

[voldemo]

I think this sums up his role in Mulan quite well

(has this been done before) (what have i done)

[pochowek]

[kittyvines]

[throhing]

BRB D E A D

[marcholasmoth]

I am morally obligated to reblog all kitten vines

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