~Del~

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five: Allison, we tried things your way.

Allison: No, we didn't.

five: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Diego: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Lila: I wrote you a poem. Diego, already crying: You did?

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Klaus: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Klaus: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Klaus: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Five: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Luther: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Diego: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

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guys I'm gonna be honest. I forgot about this app, but I'm gonna start posting more <3

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Klaus: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

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Klaus: If you water water, it grows. Allison: ...What. Five: They've got a point.

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Klaus: I’m doing my best. Five: You’re not doing anything. Klaus: Yes, that’s what I’m best at.

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Luther: Hey, are you okay? Diego: Yeah. Luther: You don't look okay... Diego: Then stop looking.

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Klaus, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Klaus: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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wanna get married

sure man

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Five, to Lila: Well, one of us has to be wrong and it’s not going to be me.

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Klaus: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! Diego: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

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Lila: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Viktor: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Lila: ... Viktor: ... Lila: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

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Five: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.

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Diego, to Luther: You have room temperature IQ. Luther: What's room temperature IQ? Lila: 73°. Luther: Oh, okay. Luther: How much is that in IQ?