This Llama Must Be Stopped

she/her sí/í ~ hobbies include knitting and taking the lord's name in vain

[enriquemzn262]

Northrop B-2 Spirit flying over the Twin Towers, New York, 2000.

[direhyenawoman-infinitebitestyle]

dumbass fucking missed

[cannibalchicken]

[werewolfweed]

this image made me so sad I had to clean him and give him a hot cocoa

[queerolina-org]

Book Announcement for July's Book Club!

The votes are in, and for July we'll be reading...... 🥁🥁🥁

The Door Into Fire by tumblr's very own @dduane

Herewiss, Prince of the Brightwood, is the only man in centuries to possess the Power of the Flame, but he cannot use or control it, not even to help his dearest friend, Freelorn, the exiled Prince of Arlen. But Herewiss does have a talent for sorcery, and, aided by the enigmatic creature Sunspark, he is able to rout the armies besieging Freelorn. Now Herewiss faces a devastating choice. With or without the Power, he knows his time is running out. Shall he join Freelorn in his fight to regain his kingdom? Or shall he seek out the ancient castle where doors lead to other worlds, worlds Sunspark has hinted at, perhaps even the door that would teach him to control the Power…

Read at your own pace and come join us at Little Blue Bakehouse on July 28th to talk about it! (And don't miss June 30th when we'll be talking about I'll Make a Spectacle of You by Beatrice Winifred Iker)

P.S. I think I saw the ebook is on a mega sale right now for Pride month, so you should definitely jump on that and go buy directly from the author and support her amazing work either way.

[dduane]

Aww, thanks, folks! ...It's my very first book, so if it's a little rough around the edges, well, please forgive me. 😅

(TDIFire is indeed in the Pride Package at Ebooks Direct, but those interested can pick it up as a standalone here.)

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[alexseanchai]

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

[flareonfloof]

its a bit easier for astronomers

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

[flareonfloof]

are they hydrogen or helium

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

[flareonfloof]

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

[flareonfloof]

im an astrophysicist

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

but but, science is science?!

[flareonfloof]

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

[katzeregi]

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

I'm probably never going to find it again, but there was a response to one of those "artworks we think we can make" posts that was like "Okay, go for it." Like, dead serious.

Are you going to come out of it with a Klein-level work? No. Dude was bonkers skilled. But I am here to tell you that if you've ever gone to Home Depot and shuffled through paint chips and been like "God, this is such a gorgeous color, I fucking love this color" and then immediately been like "...but I can't imagine painting a wall with it." and bought a can of soul-killing eggshell off-white or what the fuck ever, you absolutely can go pick up a $10 canvas from a craftstore and a $5 sample of that color and just hang 6 square feet of it on a wall and enjoy the fuck out of it.

For real, buds. If you see an artwork and you're like "Shit, I could have made that," that is a reminder that god can't stop you and probably neither can science.

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Voting ended on14s

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[animentality]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A grill worth fighting for

[natalieironside]

I thought Homestuck was that one old dude who signed the decoration of independence

[cipheramnesia]

No, that's Hancock, you're thinking of the mechanism that toilet tanks use to refill without overflowing.

[capsgirl19]

That's a ballcock. Homestuck is a thick cut of meat from the center of a pig's leg.

[im-mender]

That's ham hock. Homestuck is that pokemon challenge where you release pokemon when they faint.

[realshy]

I think you're thinking of Nuzlocke? Homestuck is a Counter-Strike meme from eighteen years ago

[dragongirltongue]

That's door stuck! Everyone knows Homestuck is that guy who annoys Strong Bad

[dellerose]

that's homestar runner! homestuck is actually what they call it when you hit a baseball really hard

[naga-noia]

easy mistake, that’s actually home-run! homestuck is that one Christmas movie from 1990 starring Macaulay Culkin

[polybius-on-gameboy-deactivated]

Close! That’s home alone! homestuck is actually the name of a party where everyone contributes their own dish

[astraltrickster]

Not quite, that's a potluck. Homestuck is a big box chain of hardware and home improvement stores, the one with the orange logo

[conveniencestoreman]

i think thats home depot. homestuck is that thing that hockey players push around on the ice

[dualityofsquid]

You're thinking of a hockey puck! Homestuck is when someone is attracted to the same gender

[2022dirt]

Animals getting CT scans.

[flunkett]

nasa to the artemis crew: right no pit stops at jupiter alright? moon and back

artemis: no worries

nasa when they return: so how was it

artemis crew, suspiciously stupider than before: how was what

[2022dirt]

Faces in coffee.

[dogpuppy]

[chickenmim]

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

[teaboot]

This has always bothered me too and it didn't make sense until someone older told me that when they were growing up "scare quotes" were used the way we used *asterisks* or ALL CAPS for emphasis

[outsidewolves]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mrmeriwether]

I don't know that I've ever seen someone make the Aardman Grimace in real life.

Truly a masterclass in harrowingly strained enthusiasm!

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

[ri5k]