This Llama Must Be Stopped

she/her sí/í ~ hobbies include knitting and taking the lord's name in vain

[markovchaingang]

fired from my job at the microbiology lab and having to carry all my things out in a little cardboard box the size of a thimble

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]

[softiekurbie]

Yemanjá, Lady of the Waters, Emerson Rocha, 2026.

[luvbites]

Looking at you

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[succstosucculent]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[ominous-signs]

We need to bring this back full swing so bad

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

[chloematis]

spell issue

[tarragonthedragon]

scientologists be like

[horsesarecreatures]

Arabians in Mallorca

[hawberries]

was trying to defeat my artblock using horses but I think I overcooked the rake brushes a little lmao

[expressions-of-nature]

Spring Sunset in Switzerland by Nikolai Matveev

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[dykieran]

for the longest time I didn't realise the nodding emoji was someone nodding i thought it was just someone with their head bowed and a heavenly light behind them. and people would use it to reply to takes they agree with to show they worship the op 🙂‍↕️

[tprings-hair]

I would like to issue a formal thank you to @dianeduane not just for her fantastic star trek books but also for the hiccups cure I just used, 10/10, the salt worked within like 20 seconds!

for those not familiar: bookmark this page. seriously. the human body is so weird and science is so cool!

The hiccup cure - Out of Ambit

A former nurse discusses the only hiccup cure she knows that works FAST and for almost everybody. Your mileage may vary, but give it a shot.

[dduane]

This is really kind (though my actual Tumblr handle is @dduane).

Please note that @dianeduane is just a placeholder meant to direct people to @dduane. 😄 (Who knew? When I established the handle in 2008, doing your whole name in it was seen in some circles as…. kinda forward.)

Anyway, thanks, @tprings-hair! ❤️

(And folks: if you have problems with sodium, do NOT do the above thing more than once a day.)

[post-horse]

add another "horses at odd angles" to the books, friends! shot on the same day as this past Monday's post

[homunculus-argument]

The first fish to ever break the water surface to briefly come to land for just a moment or two at a time, and then popping back in, gradually spending longer and longer on land and therefore starting the process of becoming land animals, didn't do it in search of new territory or potential food sources - they mainly did so in order to avoid another fish they owed money.

Don't blame all your earthly problems on the ancient little shithead who decided to crawl onto land. Blame the loan shark.

[bish0ps]

damn that's crazy dot com forward slash thanks for sharing

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.