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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@theuniversalfollower
All of my friends are talented and I’m just here like
Stop Clickbait.
wholesome and healing
God’s work
Green gummy bears are WHAT
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
What secret will you take to your grave?
In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.
One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”
My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.
It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.
The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
HEY THIS IS BAD
My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did.
The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests.
Horses have been known to also eat meat.
http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/
1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.
2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.
3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.
4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.
5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.
6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.
Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k
I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”
Bad Horse, Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin…
he’s not reading this
Who?
Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read
i’ve been using this website since i was like 13 and i keep getting war flashbacks to old school tumblr like
rise of the brave tangled dragons
“the supernatural fandom has a gif for everything”
fluffy chicken
british youtubers
“ask made rebloggable by request”
missing e.
when people would make individual posts greeting every new follower they got
drapple (truly one of the lowest moments of the harry potter fandom)
those powerpoints that were like “my mum reacts to these generic white guys”
flower crowns
justgirlythings
GLEE
before tumblr took away the ability to edit posts so there were all those “bold what you prefer” surveys
everyone getting betrayed by cole sprouse
the divide between fandom blogs and hipster blogs
those barbie videos
when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone freaked out like the world was ending but literally nothing happened
“i stole them from the president”
the way gifs were like always orange??
mishapocalypse
LOKI’D
transparent pictures
bronies
that one peter pan face character at disneyland
the fault in our stars and the perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere
television history
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.
“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.
Look at this adorable idiot trying to be all seductive and shit. I want like five of them.
is that what your pigeons look like
Looks like this is doing the rounds again.
@agnosticalchemist
Hatoful boyfriend irl
This is a true gem.
Peter why are you not plural
And Potter has a wooden stick.
And he’s still more awesome than Thor.
To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.
oompa loompa doopity dare
the court finds you breached your duty of care
oompa loompa doopity disk
that’s what the courts call assumption of risk
oompa loompa doopity do
only a partial judgment for you
do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways
explain
no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST
you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
this bitch empty yeet
Ommmgggg
Happy National Siblings Day!
Christopher friggin Walken.
Why does Christopher Walken’s description of emotional energy sound like an MMORPG class write up.