The Follower

The purpose of this blog is to follow ... and by that i mean follow everyone .. no acceptations no one is excluded .... it is to unite people...but really it is to spread love and happieness... becuase you are all important to me ... every single one of you...

[the-absolute-best-posts]

All of my friends are talented and I’m just here like

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[alicesloane13]

wholesome and healing

[homoremedy]

God’s work

[solarpunksoftie]

Green gummy bears are WHAT

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[thuri-ly-made-madej]

[reddit-tales]

What secret will you take to your grave?

In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.

One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”

My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.

It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.

[kuttithevangu]

The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks

and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED

the culprits were horses

[pipistrellus]

HEY THIS IS BAD

[glumshoe]

My grandfather grew up on a farm in Kansas during the Dust Bowl. He and his brother shared a horse named Patches, which they rode to school each day. Despite being poor as shit and not having quite enough to feed their animals, his family noticed that this horse looked great. His coat was unusually glossy and beautiful all of a sudden - he looked healthier than they did. 

The mystery was solved when my grandfather went into the chicken coop to collect eggs, and saw Patches lifting the window cover, pushing his muzzle underneath the hens, and eating the eggs right out of their nests. 

[user274628-deactivated20210126]

Horses have been known to also eat meat.

http://thehorseaholic.com/the-forgotten-story-of-meat-eating-horses/

1) The BBC filmed horses eating fish on a beach of an English Island.

2) In Iceland pastured horses are provided, salted fish as a protein and mineral/salt supplement.

3) Horses have been known to consume raw meat and blood willingly in Arabia, New Zealand, and United States.

4) Lord Chamberlain of Bhutan confirmed that the 40 kings horses routinely received a special meal of Tiger fat and still feed their horses beef, and yak meat.

5) There was an American gelding in 1958 that routinely hunted and killed and even consumed small birds. He also repeatedly attacked humans. He was known as “Freight Train”.

6) Lisette a French mare, killed and consumed a Russian Officer during the Napoleonic Campaign.

[bring-us-back-light]

Horses are now literally the most terrifying shit what the f u c k

[mori-esque]

I love how that list goes “fish, fish, opportunistic and pre-prepared meat, small birds, A WHOLE RUSSIAN OFFICER”

[dr-archeville]

Bad Horse, Bad Horse, the Thoroughbred of Sin…

[ommanyte]

he’s not reading this

[makahitaki]

Who?

[ommanyte]

Jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learned how to read

[velmasdinkleys]

i’ve been using this website since i was like 13 and i keep getting war flashbacks to old school tumblr like

rise of the brave tangled dragons

“the supernatural fandom has a gif for everything”

fluffy chicken

british youtubers

“ask made rebloggable by request”

missing e.

when people would make individual posts greeting every new follower they got

drapple (truly one of the lowest moments of the harry potter fandom)

those powerpoints that were like “my mum reacts to these generic white guys”

flower crowns

justgirlythings

GLEE

before tumblr took away the ability to edit posts so there were all those “bold what you prefer” surveys

everyone getting betrayed by cole sprouse

the divide between fandom blogs and hipster blogs

those barbie videos

when yahoo bought tumblr and everyone freaked out like the world was ending but literally nothing happened

“i stole them from the president”

the way gifs were like always orange??

mishapocalypse 

LOKI’D

transparent pictures

bronies

that one peter pan face character at disneyland

the fault in our stars and the perks of being a wallflower quotes everywhere

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

[antioch-ameno]

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

[naturepunk]

Look at this adorable idiot trying to be all seductive and shit. I want like five of them. 

[please-unfollow-this-blog]

is that what your pigeons look like

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Looks like this is doing the rounds again.

[dddemigirl]

@agnosticalchemist

[light-wing123-deactivated201806]

Hatoful boyfriend irl

[rares-posts]

This is a true gem.

Peter why are you not plural

[fassbenderspenis-blog]

[the-darklings]

And Potter has a wooden stick.

[mosellegreen]

And he’s still more awesome than Thor.

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[37q-archive]

no one likes semis / tractor trailers / 16 wheelers, no one likes being near them, and they terrify like 50% of the population. just the idea of having to be in their vicinity fills ppl w/ dread even though what they do is essential to our lives

[jottingprosaist]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS POST WITH THE EXPLANATION INCLUDED WHAT THE FUCK IT’S NOT A SHITPOST

[thesymski]

you are the dancing queen

young and sweet

this bitch empty yeet

[im-so-3008]

[insomni-yack-deactivated2021031]

Ommmgggg

[keybladesoras]

Happy National Siblings Day!

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

[gentlefdomx]

Christopher friggin Walken.

[onion-souls]

Why does Christopher Walken’s description of emotional energy sound like an MMORPG class write up.