Forever Lost Somewhere On The Internet

Bored trans guy who decided to get back on tumblr after a six-seven year hiatus. I’m a dirty rotten shipper. Am open to RP (HMU). Fantastic Beasts is currently my lifeblood, Newt/Dumbledore is my muse. I have also been known to dabble in fandoms such as: The Beatles, MCU, Sherlock Holmes, Marauder’s Era Harry Potter, Doctor Who, OUaT, PotC, Yuri! On Ice, Lord of the Rings, among others (if anyone is interested in RP I can make a new Kik and post it.). I am a raging nerd, and get too deep into fandoms.

[thursdaygrrrl]

everybody: “the Beatles members all look the same”

[lunylun]

Stephen: did you just fall?

Tony: i attacked the floor

Stephen: backwards?

Tony: i'm fucking talented

[gloomyfilm]

These mostly comes with some cute little “uhm..well…i-i-yeaaah” 🖤🥰

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[lilypadumbrella]

Fauna admires the view 🌳🍃☀️

[pocketss]

What’s up with dragons do they shed their skin? Do they feel all smooth and shiny and soft when they shed?

[a-lighthouse-a-man-a-city]

ITS BACK OMG I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME

[luisonte]

AAAammmmm whaaaaat?

[liberalsarecool]

Allegiance to Russia is a Republican problem. It does not end with Trump. The entire Trump White House, including Jared Kushner, and top Republicans are all compromised.

[hawkbucks]

Do you think Tony has Dum-E programmed to feed him food.

Like, he goes, “Dum-E, give dad some chips, would you?” and it’s a 50/50 chance on whether he gets that sweet, sweet cool ranch dorito or a random screw that Dum-E saw on the floor.

[incorrectbeastsquotes]

Grindelwald: We need a plan… how long can you hold your breath underwater?

Abernathy: I don’t know…

Grindelwald: Are you familiar with the term “slam and cram”?

Abernathy: No, and I don’t think I want to be!

Grindelwald: How attached are you to your tongue?

Abernathy: Very, very attached, and before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear: any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn’t going to work for me!

Grindelwald: 😇

[mimorugk]

After watching that Revolution!Markus and Machine!Connor ending, I need something to heal my soul. 

[hexhyde]

You know he would

[flavoredmagpie]

Internal revelations

(funnily enough Connors line is from stoner’s confessions)

[bisexualwarlord]

This is the stoner parallel to steven universe’s crying about snakes not having arms

[cavillanche-archive-deactivated]

Fan fic writers...

Reblog if you’ve ever had an idea for a fic that you like so much, that you wish someone else would write it so you could enjoy it as a reader.

[benevolentvulture]

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Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[thenicestavenger]

[robeblr]

Oh BITCH this is a mood

[itspapillonnoir-deactivated2023]

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky: