Clarissa Explains It All

Can I go now?

[heycinco]

[goraeintheskyy]

#this is it this is american television

[uncool-666]

that all happened in under 2 minutes

[jonbutter]

This isn’t even the wildest thing that happened this episode

[that-gif-person]

[babelady]

someone drew a portrait of this sleeping dog and gave it to him. amazing.

[pon-raul]

when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter

[lilnympho]

[cynical-jerks-r-us]

Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

[fjordfolk]

[stability]

[failsyndrome]

EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON

‘,:)

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

10/10

[augustasaur]

My mom was afraid that my dachshund was too easy to be spotted by owls in our backyard, so my grandma made her a sweater so that the dog would look like a piece of grass. I don’t even know how to respond to my family anymore.

[thecommonchick]

reasons why fall is #1:

chilly weather 

halloween 

sweaters 

pumpkins 

literally everything 

BUGS HAVE RETURNED TO HELL WHERE THEY BELONG

[dontsayniggaifyounotblack-deact]

[moodydesi]

ok but why does this look like it was screenshot with a microwave

[theunlikelypilgrimage]

Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

[catasters]

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[malevolentpooka-deactivated2015]

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

[comeinwiththarain-blog]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

[cute-overload]

[urbanasstitties-deactivated2016]

What a lit party

[kidslutti-]

They look so happy

[xbioluminescentx]

Squad goals

[itsonlyyforever]

You’re still here you know   under all the messy things   under the stress, the anxiety, the sadness   you’re still you   Come up for some air   there’s bright skies up here   You have to pull yourself up   I know you feel like you can't   but you can   I believe in you   more than you know

[itsonlyyforever]

*starts playing I believe you can fly, the sloth edition and hands you a packet of marshmallows*