TheUntalentedOaf

[anras-blog]

[im-awkwardly-here]

we need to talk about shrek more

[jasonmantzoukas]

when b99 does The Thing

[jasonmantzoukas]

the best thing about this post is all the people saying that they wanna / have to start watching b99 now. like, yes! 👏🏽 watch this show! 👏🏽

[dutchstore]

by GGGLYGY

[theuntalentedoaf]

Bar scene in horror film

Protagonist: (mentions local urban legend)

Bar band: (stops playing)

Everyone: (goes quiet)

Me, not noticing the silence and continuing loudly in the background: So yeah apparently now it's "unacceptable" to scrub your ballsac in a public bathroom

[adamdrivers]

Rami Malek wins Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series (2016)

[four-toed-creed]

[ashks]

Halloween Ivysaur 🎃

[greggaraki]

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

[softlenaluthor]

[bethanyactually]

BLESS THIS SHOW

[wakalakamakapuja]

Stranger Things (2016)

[wereralph]

honestly what year is it

[eggorf]

I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[hardmushy-deactivated20250910]

…….whoa

[littlemissmichigan]

I lost it at Shang “paid”

[retconnedcrusher]

I started crying

[jimprideauxs]

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (2005) dir. Garth Jennings

[cherryliqor-deactivated20180108]

the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man” audio

[laszlokreizler]

[cinegrandma]

In 1970, when originally offered the lead role in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory by director Mel Stuart, the great Gene Wilder accepted on one condition. “When I make my first entrance,” he explained, “I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd sees Willy Wonka is a cripple, they all whisper to themselves and then become deathly quiet. As I walk toward them, my cane sinks into one of the cobblestones I’m walking on and stands straight up, by itself; but I keep on walking, until I realize that I no longer have my cane. I start to fall forward, and just before I hit the ground, I do a beautiful forward somersault and bounce back up, to great applause.” Asked why, Wilder said, “Because from that time on, no one will know if I’m lying or telling the truth.”

[canadianjudy]

Gene Wilder died today from Alzheimer’s complications.  He was 83 years young.  Your dash may or may not be spammed later with some of my favorite memories of this man.

[chelsie-carson]

I adored him and Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein! Sadness today!

[dameofdownstairs]

I loved him. Sad part is I just listened to Pure Imagination last night.