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[thevanityofthefox]

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Homelander x your character (+lineart, flat/full colour)! Between 20£-40£, DM for specific prices!!💘

[thevanityofthefox]

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[thevanityofthefox]

I have open commissions! I have 3 slots!

[thevanityofthefox]

"Human Fear"

I love Antony's expressions, I love how small Homie looks in that scene

[bettercallathena]

Ugh he’s so horrible I love him

[hom3land3r]

*Running a hand through his blond lock of hair*

Could you go back to wearing civilian clothes? You look so cute when you blend in🫦

That’s funny, I don’t remember saying you could touch me.

Remove the hand before I do. And you won’t get it back.

[thevanityofthefox]

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💬 0  🔁 2  ❤️ 5 · Homelander and Glam Cat doing everyday things like shopping :3

@sweeneysshit is very lucky

[thevanityofthefox]

Homelander and Glam Cat doing everyday things like shopping :3

[thevanityofthefox]

can my oc iris kiss your oc enzo

Yess

I don't see why not :3

[thevanityofthefox]

How do you feel about Sheline? I know She was introduced then died like the same episode but I figured since you have a blonde cat themed supe you might have some feelings about her.

I was just a little frustrated because the idea of ​​pooping in a giant cat litter box didn't occur to me first :c

Although that wouldn't really fit Glam's character anyway, oh well haha

[thevanityofthefox]

Glam Cat and Homelander cuddling

I hope I did justice to his ass

[hom3land3r]

Do you like fanfiction? Do you like fanfiction about you x Stormfront or you x Milk? Or both?

I can’t say I’ve read any. What is it? Folks writing about me doing weird things? Are you writing about be fucking?!

…Don’t make it creepy.

[thevanityofthefox]

So you do know what fanfiction is!!🫵🏻

Well, I was going to write something about you and a bathtub full of milk😐

but not anymore

[hom3land3r]

Interesting. Out of all the things you could write about me, you’d write…that.

[gargle-my-ballsack]

“Oh! We’re doing this now? Well, I think as America’s Sweetheart’s father, I should have a say in how he is characterized, considering how I know him more than anyone else. There has been fanfiction since the 60s, did you know that? Anywho, I think you should start with writing about the interior designing. And by that, I’m talking about the fact that my freakish son’s bathtub is in front of a freakishly long ass window. He is a whore who wants everyone to see that he is a vulnerable fucking twink who wants mommy’s attention. He’s a bad mannered boy and he wants you to take care of him like the helpless dog who can’t bathe his own fuckin’ himself. What a bad boy. He needs an owner who can be nurturing but also has the ability to straighten her dog out. He needs to be fucked up, needs to take a beating. I-I carried away but you get the point. Hope the dame has fun writing.”

*coughs* “Godammit!!!!!”

[hom3land3r]

“…The fuck is wrong with you? You’re high again, aren’t you? Absolutely none of that is true! You’re out of your goddamn mind! I’m sure people have plenty to write about me. It’s fantasy, let them have their fun. It doesn’t need to be an autobiography. I’ll write that my damn self!”

[thevanityofthefox]

Anyway, we all know Homie is a twink, that's no secret Even Glam Cat's cat can tame Homelander

[thevanityofthefox]

They made her cry😔

[hom3land3r]

Do you like fanfiction? Do you like fanfiction about you x Stormfront or you x Milk? Or both?

I can’t say I’ve read any. What is it? Folks writing about me doing weird things? Are you writing about be fucking?!

…Don’t make it creepy.

[thevanityofthefox]

So you do know what fanfiction is!!🫵🏻

Well, I was going to write something about you and a bathtub full of milk😐

but not anymore

[lalunebat]

AU where their baby was a surprise as opposed to ‘planned’. Comm by @thevanityofthefox

[toasttew]

"y/n ran her hand through her silky, long blonde hair while she looked her skinny and small body in the mirror-" Bitch who?

[thevanityofthefox]

More Glam Cat and Enzo! I'll also do something with Enzo and Duke :3

[thevanityofthefox]

This is Enzo Rabellini Although his full name is Enzo Alejandro Segundo Rabellini de Castilla, but let's just call him Enzo Rabellini he's the scientist in charge of making the pills that Glam Cat takes