The Various Faults Among The Stars

Feminist, Female, LGBTQA+, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Supernatural, INTJ, 18+, NSFW. My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations...

[julienbakr]

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

ah, the extended edition

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[chippish]

There’s a few months in Fred and George’s second year when they successfully convince most of the school that they’re actually quadruplets, one in each house.

[roseverdict]

“George! Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie?”

“What? No, I’m Edward. Y'know, Slytherin’s resident Weasley?”

“Wh…huh???”

“Next you’ll be telling me you don’t know Hubert!”

“?????”

[tomparkerpetermanspiderholland]

Atsfdhggafdhghaffjdh

[songstolistentosongsto]

sometimes the only thing that gives me hope in life is looking at band members yearbook pictures

[snuv]

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

i love prince eric.  from the little mermaid.  he’s hilarious.  because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy.   most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/heroine.  most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they’ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don’t bring knife to heart directly.  

but then a couple do.  and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen.  like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?  he’s really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he’s so sweet n everything.

AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUCKER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!  NO WONDER NO ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!!  ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE “HOLY SHIT DON’T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST!  HE’LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!”

i love him

[lainybunbuns]

At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that’s on fire, all to rescue his dog.

Then when he’s convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can’t even walk or dress herself, confirms that she’s not the girl he’s looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason.

No one questions this, just like they don’t question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he’s getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her.

A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings. Again, no one questions this.

I’m convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy insane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they’re all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.

[peppermintquartz]

a common conversation around the kingdom:

“Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?”

“Oh gods, not again.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

prince eric is a retired epic level player character

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

I’m not one for reposting but bitch if that ain’t me

[jinsoul-food-deactivated2020092]

Dear LORD

[keikomivra]

Cas’ actual internal dialogue

{ insp }

[thevariousfaultsamongthestars]

Same vvv

[shoyowo]

Me: Supernatural should end lmfaooo about time stop dragging it lolll

Creators: *actually end the show*

Me:

[girlsclothes-deactivated2023030]

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

sometimes we lie in bed paralyzed by the knowledge that life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable

[asgarddropout]

and then we go get snacks

[modestdeanmon]

Why did i just discover this? 

It’s flawless 

(not mine)

[thevariousfaultsamongthestars]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE IT

[winter-seance]

Night at the Museum 2

[winter-seance]

OSCAR AWARD WINNING ACTOR RAMI MALEK

[mma-gifs]

Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

[mma-gifs]

You guys, he’s back!

[harcules]

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

[jaxblade]

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

[nudityandnerdery]

So I looked this guy up. First, not shown in the first gif is the fact that he’s just wearing regular pants:

Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.

[michuno-blog1]

Good guy mma dude.

[cupcakefren-deactivated20250118]

@warriormale Think you’ll like this guy.

[warriormale]

Yeah he’s a really good Man.

He just retired from UFC so he’ll be spending more time promoting his book.

WarriorMale

[shes-a-killer-queeeen]

john mulaney as broadway musicals:

[thevariousfaultsamongthestars]

act V, scene II

Hamlet: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Laertes: Kill two.

[thevariousfaultsamongthestars]

act V, scene II

Hamlet: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Laertes: Kill two.

[drarryspecificrecs]

Thematic Rec Masterlist

★ Lists (of links) to lists (of fics) || as of 2019.01.28 ※ About my favourites

Timeline :

1st year   •    6th year   •   8th year   •   8th year Hufflepuff!Drarry

After the war

Christmas   |   magical mistletoe

Draco’s birthday

Draco’s trial

Hogwarts Era

Horcrux hunting

Rebuilding Hogwarts

Summer camp

Triwizard Tournament   |   Yule Ball

Wartime

Wedding

Setting :

Azkaban

Bets & Wagers / Pranks

Boy-Who-Lived Neville AU 

Clubbing

Coffee shops AU   |   Cat Cafés

Coming back to the Wizarding world

Crime : kidnapping, theft 

Different schools AU : Beauxbatons, Durmstrang

Everyone lives AU   |   Sirius Black Lives

Games : drinking games, party games,…

Historical AU

Meet-cute

Muggle life   |   Muggle things

Non-magical AU (& high school, college/uni): jock, nerd

Politics

Pureblood culture

Sentient house

Sorting AU : Slytherin Harry, Gryffindor Draco

Time travel   |   Dimension travel

Voldemort wins AU   |   No Voldemort AU

Genre / Format :

Angst

Case fic / Mystery

Dark fic / horror

Epistolary   |   Social media

Fluff   |   Fluff (Hogwarts era)

Humour

Kid fic   |   Raising a child

One-shots

POV Outsider

Serialized fics

Slow burn / slow build

Relationship status :

A/B/O Dynamics

BDSM : master/slave   •   Sub!Draco   •   Sub!Harry

Bonding

Childhood friends

Courtship

Cuddling/snuggling

Denial

Domestic!Drarry   |   Pet names

Enemies (to Friends) to Lovers

Established relationship

Fake/Pretend relationship   |   Arranged marriage

Flirting

Friends to Lovers

Friends with Benefits 

Infidelity

Reconciliation

Roommates   |   Sharing a Bed

Secret relationship

Slavery

Soulmates

Strangers to Lovers

Ties switching

Tutoring

Unrequited love 

Occupation :

Arts : Artist!Drarry, ballet, dancing, musician!Drarry, pianist!Draco

Auror!Drarry

Bodyguard

Curse-breaker!Draco

Healer!Draco   |   Mind healer

Minister-for-Magic!Harry

Model!Drarry

Pirate!Drarry

Potions Master!Draco

Professor (at Hogwarts)

Prostitution / Sex Work   |   Stripper

Seer!Draco / divination

Unspeakable!Draco

Characteristics :

Attractive!Draco   •   Attractive!Harry

Creature!Draco : merman, vampire, veela / wingfic, werewolf

Creature!Harry : vampire, werewolf

Dark!Harry

Dyed hair & tattoo

Feminine!Draco

French!Draco

Insecure!Drarry

Jealous!Draco   •   Jealous!Harry

LGBTQIA+ : Asexuality, Fem!Drarry, Genderbent, Transgender

Long-haired!Draco

Master-of-Death!Harry

Oblivious!Draco   •   Oblivious!Harry 

Pining!Draco   •   Pining!Harry

PoC!Drarry

Possessive!Draco   •   Possessive!Harry

Powerful!Draco   •  Powerful!Harry

Protective!Harry

Reckless!Harry

Shy!Draco   •   Shy!Harry

Snarky!Draco

Spy!Draco / Redeemed!Draco

Sweetheart!Draco

Tall !Harry

Troubled!Draco 

Magical / physical situation :

Amnesia

Amortentia

Animagus

Coma

Coming out

Crossdressing

Cruciatus Curse

Dark Mark

De-age

Detention

Disability (+blind, deaf)  &  mute

Drunkenness / Intoxication

Illness   |   Hanahaki disease

Injury

Love / Lust potion

Mental health issues / PTSD

Mpreg!Draco   •   Mpreg!Harry

Parseltongue

Patronus 

Quidditch

Recovery

Sacrifice

Sectumsempra

Sleepwalking

Stalking

Substance abuse

Suicide implied/referenced

Sexual detail :

Bottom!Draco   •   Bottom!Harry

First time / virgin!Draco

Rape/Non-Con elements

Smut : anal plug, daddy kink, dirty talk, hate sex, hospital sex, love bites, phone sex, piercings, praise kink, riding (Draco), roleplay, slut, wanking

Interaction with other characters :

Animals / Pets   |   Owls

Draco & his parents

Draco & Ron friendship

Drarry & Pansmione

Drarry & Scorbus

Drarry & Scorpius

Drarry & Snupin

Drarry & Teddy

Dursleys’ abuse 

Harry & Pansy friendship

Harry & Narcissa friendship

Harry has a sibling

Meddling family, friends, professors 

Mentor!Snape

Meeting the Parents

Paparazzi   |   Rumours

Misc.

(written in) French

+ podfic

✔ Most popular fics of the year  ✔ Longest fics posted on AO3 each month

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

[ginger-ale-official]

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

[ginger-ale-official]

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

[shucktsubo]

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.