i understand seals
i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me
i want to blink wetly and audibly
Jules of Nature

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell
Sweet Seals For You, Always
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor

Andulka

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todays bird
NASA
Stranger Things
Cosimo Galluzzi

if i look back, i am lost
AnasAbdin
styofa doing anything
Keni

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@theveiledpleiad
i understand seals
i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me
i want to blink wetly and audibly
Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.
Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.
[Transcript:
(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)
First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”
(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)
First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”
Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”
End transcript.]
The moment that man started speaking -
Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania
Sir speaks in cursive
the most heinous of crimes they’ve committed against my man John Constantine, besides the superpowers, the sanitizing of his personality, and the bisexual stereotypes, is that they took his swag away. Where is his earring. Where is his gloves. Where is his off-putting but charming general vibe. What have you done to my boy, DC
look at this travesty. he’s yassified. he’s beautiful. where is his Constantine Aura. Where are the specific vibes that oscillate between handsome and concerning. I hope Handsome Constantine dies. I hope we both die.
Dream of the Endless.
Matcha mascarpone cream puffs with step by step instructions from the choux pastry to the matcha cream filling so you can make them perfectly at home.
https://www.proportionalplate.com/matcha-mascarpone-cream-puffs/
#matcha #matchalatte #creampuffs #pastry #sweets #sweettooth #greentea #foodie #foodblogger #recipe
Follow for recipes
Is this how you roll?
I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
HH 666: Carina Dust Pillar with Jet : To some, it may look like a beehive. In reality, the featured image from the Hubble Space Telescope captures a cosmic pillar of dust, over two-light years long, inside of which is Herbig-Haro 666 – a young star emitting powerful jets. The structure lies within one of our galaxy’s largest star forming regions, the Carina Nebula, shining in southern skies at a distance of about 7,500 light-years. The pillar’s layered outline are shaped by the winds and radiation of Carina’s young, hot, massive stars, some of which are still forming inside the nebula. A dust-penetrating view in infrared light better shows the two, narrow, energetic jets blasting outward from a still hidden infant star. via NASA
2000-year-old sapphire ring presumably belonging to Roman emperor Caligula, thought to depict his fourth wife Caesonia
LMAO I FOUND THIS DARTH MAUL NEWS ARTICLE FROM 1999
It’s been awhile, hasn’t it?
Cat’s Kitchen, beef noodles【牛肉面】总被全国人民叫错名字的一碗面
Cat’s Kitchen, mala xiang guo/spicy numbing stirfry 下雨天躲屋里吃【麻辣香锅】的滋味,你尝过吗?