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i understand seals

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i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me

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i want to blink wetly and audibly

free-range-tiddies

Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

video-store-clerk

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

gamebiadvance

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

End transcript.]

thunderboltsortofapenny

The moment that man started speaking -

satancheeto

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

briagain

Sir speaks in cursive

milfzatannaz

the most heinous of crimes they’ve committed against my man John Constantine, besides the superpowers, the sanitizing of his personality, and the bisexual stereotypes, is that they took his swag away. Where is his earring. Where is his gloves. Where is his off-putting but charming general vibe. What have you done to my boy, DC

milfzatannaz

look at this travesty. he’s yassified. he’s beautiful. where is his Constantine Aura. Where are the specific vibes that oscillate between handsome and concerning. I hope Handsome Constantine dies. I hope we both die.

littleststarfighter

Dream of the Endless.

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Matcha mascarpone cream puffs with step by step instructions from the choux pastry to the matcha cream filling so you can make them perfectly at home.

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Is this how you roll?

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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HH 666: Carina Dust Pillar with Jet : To some, it may look like a beehive. In reality, the featured image from the Hubble Space Telescope captures a cosmic pillar of dust, over two-light years long, inside of which is Herbig-Haro 666 – a young star emitting powerful jets. The structure lies within one of our galaxy’s largest star forming regions, the Carina Nebula, shining in southern skies at a distance of about 7,500 light-years. The pillar’s layered outline are shaped by the winds and radiation of Carina’s young, hot, massive stars, some of which are still forming inside the nebula. A dust-penetrating view in infrared light better shows the two, narrow, energetic jets blasting outward from a still hidden infant star. via NASA