lewei

im just here i guess

[theverylasthound]

almost forgot this was the whole point yall mb

[mortalityplays]

the worst date I went on in my entire life (and I have been on some exquisitely bad dates) was with someone who disclosed to me at some point during said date that they were on tumblr. this was ten years ago and you must understand how bad the date was when I say to this day whenever I see a particular confluence of fandom/hobbies/username style on my dashboard I get a thrill of terror that it might be them. it's like one of these days the shoelace killer is going to catch up with me and force me to listen to their marvel ship sexual typology fandom discourse all over again.

[velvetmasonry]

Paw prints on a 15th-century Flemish manuscript

[sygol]

wow this place is a freakshow. i respect literally all of you people

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[draculagerard]

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

[gauntletqueen]

Visit Original Link

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[fwippy]

interesting dates on this post

[gigglepuffpixie]

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

[the-haiku-bot]

those aren’t dates, they

are explicitly stated

to be cranberries

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aletheyass]

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

[darkestbrook]

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[atan0409]

2026

(Body Part) Brad: You use it all the time Pedro: Are you sure? Do you want me to say this? 🤨

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

[3000s]

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

[3000s]

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"