Warrior Of Time

My name is Bardock. I stood, alone, against Frieza's conquest of the Planet Vegeta. All I could do is watch as he destroyed my home. When I woke from his blast, I was somewhere in the past, but now I've gone rocketing through time again. To a planet called Earth.

[thedarkempath]

Reblog if your muse doesn't celebrate Father's Day

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Get a room! Preferably on the other side of the planet!"

[theviolentsavior-blog]

Put that away, Kakarot.

[sonchichi]

“Well I guess you do have a point. But if you want anything for Father’s Day you have to ask your son and grandchildren about that.”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

He cocks his head to the side and blinks. "...Want... something?"

[sonchichi]

“It’s a holidy to celebrate Fathers. Do you Saiyans know anything besides killing everything?!”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Oh, I'm sorry, but the enslaved don't have much concern to celebrate. All we had was Freeza Day. And that's when he blew up my home."

[saviorsongoku-blog]

“It’s an Earth holiday dad— to give thanks to fathers like you.”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Give thanks? ...Like a handshake? The hell does that need a holiday for?"

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"What the HFIL is a "Father's Day" and why does it sound pointless?"

[thesaiyanprince]

“If it’s so stupid then why are you playing it?”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Because I want my integration into this society to be at least somewhat peaceful."

[infinitephemer-archive]

He nearly jumped at the other’s presence, but kept his composure. Eyes narrowed slightly at the appearance of this man. He was strange - nothing like the residents of any world he had encountered. But his thoughts were sidetracked when his ears caught on something that sounded much like a -

“Excuse me?” he growled. 

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Was I not clear enough or is your stupid hair blocking your ears? I said you need to leave."

He held out one hand with a wide grin, his midnight eyes boring into the man's yellow irises. "See, this world is one of such vast emptiness that we could build anything here. Anything at all." His grin turned vicious as his hand closed to a fist. "And I'm gonna sell it for all it's worth. I'll never have to work again."

[thesaiyanprince]

“I should have chose nothing at all,” he muttered. Glancing down, he studied the animal before him. “As opposed to what exactly? I would say that this might even be considered an improvement,” he smirked. His insult wasn’t one that he truly meant but it would have been impossible to pass up any shots now.

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"You really should have." If he could have smirked, he would have. He had an ace up his sleeve- He was the Legendary Super Saiyan. He and he alone had ascended the limits of the Warrior and become that which was legend. "Wait until I'm returned to my true form, my Prince."

[bluehairedxbeauty-deactivated20]

She laughed lightly at his misfortune before listening to him. “Wait..you’re the father of Goku?” She was rather amazed by this finding as she tried to remember who Raditz was..until it hit her. “Ah! And that one with the long hair, wow, who would have known?” She said with a small grin on her face. “My name’s Bulma Briefs, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Yes, I'm Kakarot's father." He shook his head slowly. "And the one with the long hair, yes. He was always a brash, impetuous fool. I heard what he'd done, extorting Kakarot through his own son. His fate was deserved." He politely inclined his head as she introduced herself. "The pleasure is mine, Miss Briefs. I figure if I'm to live here, I should at least try to befriend my son's friends- Seeing as we're all oddly around the same age."

[theviolentsavior-blog]

“It would be one thing if I were still in my Saiyan body.”

[bluehairedxbeauty-deactivated20]

“Ah, right. That spell of yours, how long does it last?” She asked as she knelt down to get to his level. 

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"Too long by my reckoning. Another eleven hours or so." He scoffed. "I don't think we've been introduced. My name is Bardock, Saiyan warrior and father to Kakarot and Raditz."

[bluehairedxbeauty-deactivated20]

“Well, now that you put it that way, I guess it did feel rather strange to me.”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"It would be one thing if I were still in my Saiyan body."

[bluehairedxbeauty-deactivated20]

“Right right, but still, it’s strange having a paw on my butt cheek.”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

"And it wasn't odd to have my whole rear covered by your hand?"

[ladykumkio-deactivated20141102]

theviolentsavior has entered Capsule Corp.

Kumkio was running around trying to find anything to eat she was so hungry that she couldn’t stop eating no matter how much she ate. She ran up to the nearest person that she could find. She reached out and tapped him on his shoulder, “Sir, do you have any food? I’m so hungry I could die.”

[theviolentsavior-blog]

Bardock had been exploring the planet, trying to find his bearings. He'd found Kakarot's house easily enough, but then, once he traveled away, he found himself entirely lost. He looked around, completely lost in the big city, when someone tapped his shoulder. He turned, his eyes meeting hers. "Food? No, I don't have any. Where the hell are we?"

[theviolentsavior-blog]

*pinches butt* pass this onto the next five blogs on your dash

"GOD DAMN IT!"

[theviolentsavior-blog]

*pinches butt* pass this onto the next five blogs on your dash

Angry aardvark sputtering is the only answer.