kiel

current fixation: heated rivalry 🏒, project loki 🔎

[kielxzd]

hi! welcome to my blog where i share my thoughts and reblog whatever interests me.

current interests: genshin 🎮, haikyuu 🏐, spy x fam 🕵‍♂️, aot 🪽, heated rivalry 🏒, and project loki 🔎

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[noctuathene]

one of the centaurs' favorite games to play is called Catch Troy. the rules are simple: whenever Troy, who is both Short and Fast zooms by, they try to simply grab him and pick him up mid-zoom by. however, he is well aware of their intentions and he will be actively trying to dodge them. if they successfully grab him and pick him up- and this must be witnessed by one or more other players- they get a point. points reset at the end of every month.

the game is not without risk, he WILL be kicking and he has occasionally been known to bite

[whichcouldmeanothing]

dying at the video my sister took when she spotted hudcon from the streetcar lmao

[russianblush]

hey nevermind they’re both massive i’m going to Die

[bloominflowers]

a centaurs appreciation post bc I love these characters and this team with all my heart 💗

[medrawawi]

😁📸!!

[mutinsfromthemoon]

ilya is awake in the middle of the night and he’s just lying there in the bed, a hand behind his head, the other resting in his stomach and staring at the ceiling when he hears shane asking almost whispering still sleepy and very softly “ilya why you’re so far from me?” and ilya almost burst with the amount of love and cuteness aggression he’s feeling and right away goes snuggles with his husband “oh my baby, i’m sorry” he cooed “i’m here now. let’s go back to sleep” as he pull shane into his arms and burying his face into shane’s hair and smiling while he listen shane letting out tiny pleasure sounds and not long after that with his husband very soft and warm in his arms he finally drifts to sleep

[joystone1217]

Call me "the friend that's too woke" but I think y'all (potentially/mostly white) folks laughing it up at the headcannon/post of Troy calling Shane and JJ "rush hour" and then coming up with other racist shit for him to have "said" and then giggling about it...I think the racism's coming from inside the house...

[gaynehollander]

Ilya squirting lube straight up Shane's hole and telling him to hold it. He's facing the wall, palms flat against it. Ilya isn't even touching him. He tells him to beg for it and, of course, Shane does. he's whining as he begs Ilya to touch him, to fuck him, to give him anything, please, and, hard as he tries to hold it, some lube is starting to drip down Shane's inner thigh. Ilya runs his finger through the trail of it and says "oh, is my poor little slut getting wet? I haven't even touched you yet and you're already dripping for me?"

Just something to consider.

[cupcakesandhags]

okay but for sure baby shane on his first hockey team got to play on the ice during an intermission at a centaurs game in the 90s. he scored a goal and did a cute little celebration jump (and immediately lost his balance and fell on his butt). harris pulls the clip from somewhere deep in the centaurs archive. he makes an insta post after shane's first game with the cens and includes the video with a caption about tonight being shane hollander's second ever centaurs goal.

ilya just barely manages to keep himself from sobbing in delight at the video.

[academicblorbo]

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

[cliff-marleaus-left-toe]

I have this headcanon where in an alternative universe Ilya had a moment of insight at the beginning of their hookups so when The Raiders asked where he was going instead of saying he was gonna see Montreal Jane he was like 'I am gonna see my close personal friend Shane Hollander we are gonna eat takeout and play videogames in his house he is my best friend actually.' And the Raiders were like, 'Yeah, right.' But he kept the bit, and every time they were in Montreal, he told the Raiders he was meeting Shane, and the rivalry was just league PR bullshit. They never truly believed him, but it didn't really matter at the time. And When they were eventually at the cottage and Shane told Ilya his plan Ilya was like 'Do not be mad but I have been telling Raiders you are my best friend and every time we play monteral I come to see you to play videogames and eat takeout for years and they never belived me so there is still plusably denibility but if you wanna launch a friendship we dont have to wait or built up I already laid the groundwork.' And Shane is in his head like 'I am gonna marry this man.' So they announce the charity the same summer and the raiders are like 'well shit he was telling the truth.' And since Ilya did lay the groundwork, when the media asks them about Ilya and Shane's 'have been friends the whole time' narrative, the Raiders are like, 'Yeah, he told us they were friends; we just didn't believe him.' Which makes the public opinion on their friendship largely positive but doesn't really change the overall timeline all that much just gives them some room to be publicly affectionate and kind of takes the heat off the fanmail gate bc instead of the public thinking it was an enemies-to-lovers hot sex in hotel rooms 9-year situationship with messy breakups and hookups in between they think it was a slow-burn friends-to-lovers situation filled with yearning and Queer self discovery which is more palatable to the public.

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[illgiveyouallofme]

A summer barbecue at the Hollander-Rozanov cottage, where Ilya and Troy are entertaining the Pike kids in the lake. After a while, the Pikelings get cold and hungry so they come out of the water to eat some of the hot dogs Mr. “Please-Call-Me-David” Hollander grilled just for them.

Ilya and Troy stay in the water for another hour or so, still playing Mermaids like Ruby and Jade taught them.

Meanwhile, Shane and Harris sit on the porch, drinking Drover Farms Cider, and smile at each other quietly. They’re both so glad that their husbands are finding ways to reclaim their childhoods, after being taken from them too soon.

[gaynehollander]

The Centaurs do a video of them getting an extreme deep tissue massage, because Harris thinks the fans will get a good laugh out of them being in pain and eventually wimping out (and he's right, the video does numbers).

Shane Hollander, however, does not have that reaction. He tries to stay silent as much as he can but he can't help the occasional moan, whimper, or gasp that's pulled from him. He's entirely relaxed on the table, not pulling away, not tensing, just letting it happen, his brows a little scrunched up. He's the only Centaur who doesn't call an end to the massage. What brings his time on the table to an end is Ilya striding up to him, red-faced and flustered, saying, "okay, enough, you're done."

Most of his footage is unusable.

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[toapoet]

These tags are my fave

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always