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@pret-a-metatron
I hope you've all been having a magical day.
trans masc who drinks iced coffee with oat milk going on a date with trans masc who drinks hot black coffee in a little hidden cute cafe
One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?
Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?
***
Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?
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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?
Customer: …I’m pretty good.
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*
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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?
Customer: ….they’re okay.
Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.
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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.
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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.
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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!
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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.
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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!
Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates approriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.
Now THIS is customer service
I don’t think I’ve ever in my life met someone who LOVES customer service so much. Like, her favorite passtime is taking angry phone calls and helping the person calm down and only hanging up when they are satisfied. Her dream job is working as a flight attendant and personally I would love to recieve instructions on how to put on an oxygen mask from her.
I'm taking notes!
Tumblr is a little too safe today enjoy a fire to incinerate your mutuals
Please... hasn't the Pret a Metatron suffered enough?
Hehe Check your art fight box
Also it seems like your main blog has gone missing
Thank you so much for the attack!!! *happy hands* And I'm not sure why my main blog isnt sowing up. Maybe i have it set so im not exactly searchable and never changed it. I do often fear for my life irl. 😆
(Anyone interested in attacking me in artfight i'm angeloribshack there.
@the-metatron I almost forgot to give you your daily coffee!! Here, dad!
I've grown weary and need some coffee to continue my Heavenly Mission. Could you spare a cup for me, son?
Dad!!!!! *Massive hug* I have a special coffee just for you! Here!!
Should I drink it?
Yes, it will give you energy to continue your Heavenly Mission
No, Angelo has drugged you before and he'll do it again
The people have spoken, dad! Enjoy your coffee!
@the-metatron
Thank you, son. I shall. I do hope it isn't drugged this time, though...
Hey dad... It's break time. Lets take a dip in the hotdog hottub! 🌭
Very grateful that tumblr officially declared me the best coffee company, which you can tell is a thing that happened from this official image.
Join over 10,000 members of the awesome coffee club. Drink better coffee and feel good knowing that 100% of the profit goes to charity.
And right now, you can get 50% off your first order, but only for today!
@pret-a-metatron sorry but Neil Gaiman doesn’t love you
Excuse you, Violet, but my coffee is irresistable! And so am I!
I've grown weary and need some coffee to continue my Heavenly Mission. Could you spare a cup for me, son?
Dad!!!!! *Massive hug* I have a special coffee just for you! Here!!
Should I drink it?
Yes, it will give you energy to continue your Heavenly Mission
No, Angelo has drugged you before and he'll do it again
The people have spoken, dad! Enjoy your coffee!
@the-metatron
I've grown weary and need some coffee to continue my Heavenly Mission. Could you spare a cup for me, son?
Dad!!!!! *Massive hug* I have a special coffee just for you! Here!!
Please order a coffee! I'm lonely and dad is too busy to ruffle my hair!
*bell rings loudly as door opens*
“Hello? Is my beautiful son here?”
*sets the package down on the counter*
*Angelo brightens.* Mamma! Your beautiful son is here! *Gimmie gimmie hands.* You got me a present?! *He nearly tackles her with a hug.*
*squeezing her boy tight*
Close your eyes……..ready?!
I know how much you love OFMD
This made me think of it, and of you ♥️✨
*Angelo returns the tight squeeze.* This is THE BEST Hummel I have EVER SEEN!
*He sets it on the counter and just stares at it, sitting his chin and fingertips on the counter.*
Thank you, my mamma. You should get an award for brightening my day.
Please order a coffee! I'm lonely and dad is too busy to ruffle my hair!
*bell rings loudly as door opens*
“Hello? Is my beautiful son here?”
*sets the package down on the counter*
*Angelo brightens.* Mamma! Your beautiful son is here! *Gimmie gimmie hands.* You got me a present?! *He nearly tackles her with a hug.*
Please order a coffee! I'm lonely and dad is too busy to ruffle my hair!
We can play Monopoly? Checkers?
Please order a coffee! I'm lonely and dad is too busy to ruffle my hair!
Since dad @the-metatron is occupied with the second coming, I have decided to take full control of the cafe! Please come in! Whoever comes in and orders a coffee today will be compelled to tell me just how much they love me!
We have no bananas today! I paid them to @e-w-w-morningstar for a job well done yesterday. Ask for something else, or go visit @docdust if you're about that banana life!
Banana coffees are the specialty of the day in honour of @docdust and @the-metatron who are spectacularly hitting it off this week.
YAYYAYAY BANANANAN!!
Eddie, are you back to working in the cafe?
YES can i be paid in BANANA??
Absolutely! And you can get frogs for tips!