the wailing lesbian

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[thewailinglesbian]

Derek and stiles have the same energy as Luke and lorelai I will not elaborate

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[inderlander-deactivated20231130]

1x09 // 4x02 | Derek shoving Stiles up against bedroom doors at any age… 

[wintersnails]

Derek is proof that pretty-privilege isn’t always real because he looks like THAT but nobody trusts him and he’s constantly going through the Horrors because his aura is just so strange that it cancels out the jawline somehow

[kaffeeaddictandproud]

"Two oceans in between us

And away for sure

There′s a gate, I see

There's a way for me"

[shieldofiron]

Stiles being all clingy and Derek’s pack not getting it. Because it seems like Derek isn’t into it, just quietly enduring it. Until one night Isaac can’t sleep and wanders down the hall for some water.

“Please just a little more?” Derek’s voice is muffled through the soundproof doors, but soundproofing only does so much and Derek refuses to have a witch spell any part of his new house.

“You’re so needy. Would you please tell the pack, they think I’m torturing you.” Stiles grumbles. “You’re the cuddle monster, not me.”

“Fuck ‘em. They hardly ever scent me anymore.”

Isaac feels a pang of regret. It just never seemed like Derek liked it, so he’d tapered off. And Erica and Boyd had too. They just had more of a loner alpha.

Didn’t they?

“Derek,” Stiles’ voice is reproving.

“I’ll… work on it. Just… one more back rub?”

The next morning Isaac nuzzles up to Derek, ignoring both the confusion on his face and the sex-soaked Stiles scent burned into his skin. Stiles beams with approval, and Isaac feels like he finally gets it. At least part of it.

[0hheytherebigbadwolf]

Stiles, infodumping in the MotW group chat: -so everyone be careful and use the buddy system because these things like to munch on werewolves.

Derek, typing: Chat, we're so cooking.

Erica, looking over his shoulder: Cooked, not cooking.

Derek: What's the difference?

Erica: Cooked is bad, cooking is good. You’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.

Derek: Ah, got it.

Derek: *corrects and posts message*

Erica: Wait for it...

Derek and Erica: *fist bump*

[thewailinglesbian]

“How can you headcannon Erica as a lesbian and also ship her with Boud?”

God forbid a girl have contradicting headcannons

[thewailinglesbian]

Boyd: *putting band-aids on his arm* “Stop letting Erica bite you.” Why the fuck would I do that?

[nat-20s]

Number one best character trait you can give to any character is profound kindness. Number two is huge bitch. Number 3 is dumb of ass. They should all be the same person.

[shieldofiron]

The him in question:

[thewailinglesbian]

Do you think the pop of biscuit/cinnamon roll/croissant dough tubes are more or less scary for werewolves

[hotgirlstiles]

happy pride from the hale pack 🩷

[hotgirlstiles]

hitchhiker stiles and trucker alpha werewolf derek.. WHOSWITH ME

[salty-fryingpan]

Omega Stiles Stilinski the man that you are

[thewailinglesbian]

Stiles: you don’t have to match my freak

Stiles: you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating

Derek: done

[thewailinglesbian]

Stiles: Oh my god, who’s baby is that?

Derek: that would be mine

Stiles: guys! Get in here! Derek has a baby!

Scott: oh Derek, cool baby.

Derek: thank you, Scott. Everyone, this is my son, Eli -middle name redacted- Hale. Eli was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down