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Name's Waap. It/its pronouns. Adult. Pākehā. Brain's a fuck. Left for a long time, came back for Homestuck. On some other shit now.

[diphowell]

like that's just how he looks at him whenever

[dansasterology]

daniel howell. i'm under your bed with a knife.

[dansasterology]

butcher and/or serial killer phil phanfics. medical play phanfics. unethical doctor phil phanfics. where are they. WHERE ARE THEY.

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

“Insomnia” by Laurence Sackman (1972)

[sebastian-melmoth72]

Dan genuinely makes facial expressions like he’s searching for the physical limit of what his face is capable of and I love every second of it

[st4r-crossed-haters]

Sacrificial lamb

[a-gentle-yoink]

beautiful...

[dansasterology]

i'm about to freaking c in my pants or whatever dan said

[thesituation]

shaving isn’t even like remotely close to the biggest issue feminism needs to tackle but it’s just astonishing to me how the most lukewarm bare minimum of normalizing natural body hair on women is met with such pushback from “progressives” on here. like that’s why i keep bringing it up. like if you fucks can’t get behind “women shouldn’t feel like they have to shave and shouldn’t be groomed into shaving” then what the hell can you be counted on for? nothing, clearly

[keiitopop]

#mythingy. based on an imaginary friend i had as a kid

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[sixth-light]

Do you know what an iced chocolate is?

Yes and I’ve had one

Yes but I’ve never had one

No but I have a confident guess (in tags please)

No and I have no idea

Clicky button

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

A friend was describing introducing cafe workers in the UK to the concept of the iced chocolate and then I found out Wikipedia doesn’t know what they are and then I thought: is this another lemon lime and bitters situation? So…Tumblr poll time!

[dormantshipping]

If someone selfshipped with your OC*, would you be okay with it?

Yes 100%

Mostly yes, other than a few exceptions

Depends on the OC

Depends on the person

Only if they were my friend, I would be okay with it

Only if we have at least talked before, I would be okay with it

Depends on specific circumstances not listed in other options

No other than a few exceptions

Not at all

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

*Assume by OC, we mean an adult character that isn't your sona/isn't meant to be you.

[pseudophan]

Phil mentioning their age gap AGAIN it’s 4 years guys 😭 your in your 30s

people on tiktok: um :/ does anyone else think dan and phil's age gap is kind of problematic...

people on twitter: god can you people shut up about their age gap??? imagine if dan and phil see it, they would be so uncomfortable knowing people are talking about this :(

dan and phil:

[diphowell]

phil going bzzt is so cute. and it's one of the wildest things i've seen not get a single reaction from dan.

[dansasterology]

:))))))