Sideline Sarah

Kind of an adult. I teach Computer Science. I don’t know what I’m doing most of the time.

[thewestcoastkid]

After seeing an advanced screening of Spaceballs: The New One, all I’m going to say is that Tumblr is going to be losing their minds over Lewis Pullman. So many gifs and fics will come from this. I look forward to the onslaught of creativity!!!

[stunningpicture]

Cookie in a milk cup.

[biinarykid]

I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS PICTURE AT ALL

[silkirose]

Egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

OH

[blogkhadra]

Milk in a cookie cup

[silkirose]

Backwards egg

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[squarecutorpearshape-deactivate]

okay but this person’s comedic timing is insane

[secrettunnelyeah]

if i wasn’t crying before i am now

[alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand-deac]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Jaws - Book cover art by John Holmes (1974)

[thewestcoastkid]

This was magical

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[sophsun1]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[noitavlas]

He made it 🥺

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

[lucy-harker]

THE ADAMMS FAMILY (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[nicostiel]

#My emotional support demon tiger

[arinavah]

I LOVE THEM!!!

[freakin-nightmare]

he's such a funny little guy 😭😭😭

[punksrhea]

JOE HENDRY & RANDY ORTON WWE WrestleMania 41, April 20th, 2025