Thørwin Lunestra

***OC account*** 🤫 Living in the shadows, catch me of you can. 🖤🩶🤍💜 ace supremacy ☀️ bless the sun and the light ❤️ fighting to avenge my people 🪷 nature cures the wounds of the soul 🪽 white feathers signal my presence. See if you can spot me within the snowcovered leaves.

[monsters-fear-me]

I found my man and he's hot as FUCK

22 YEARS AND HE STILL GOT IT 😩

[thewhiteraven777]

You're giving Beth so much secondhand embarrasment I can sense it from here

[catchymemes]

[monsters-fear-me]

Difference between the blood of an anemic vs the blood of a diabetic in my case.

I'm an AB+ fan tho so I'll take the diabetes over the anemia any day of the week 💀

[peachtea-whispers]

😀

we are NOT ranking people like wine vintages today actually

[iron-runs-red]

You should not say that where people can hear you.

[peachtea-whispers]

thank you. finally. a sane response.

[iron-runs-red]

It makes them sound like prey.

[peachtea-whispers]

…that was somehow worse

[strongest-boy-around]

I mean technically—

[monsters-fear-me]

They're not prey if I ask them nicely before biting like hello I'm a man of class not an animal 🙄

[peachtea-whispers]

you are ONE bad day away from proving yourself wrong

[strongest-boy-around]

if they say yes, it’s not hunting. technically.. its kinda.. It’s… participation.

[peachtea-whispers]

no.

we are NOT calling it that.

[strongest-boy-around]

What? I’m just saying—consent changes things.

[peachtea-whispers]

consent does NOT turn you into a gentleman it just makes you a polite problem

[strongest-boy-around]

Better than an impolite one.

[monsters-fear-me]

Izek hon let's just take the 'polite problem' title in stride and consentually bite people lest we starve to death because yk blood is kinda what we live off of nowadays ahaha

[peachtea-whispers]

“consensually bite people lest we starve” is NOT the sentence you think it is

[thewhiteraven777]

I think you and Mer need to have a chat about just how much the vampirism is a problem because trust me, he knows. More than you think he does.

[k1tk4ttt]

How I feel reading smut while being scared of intimacy in real life

[peachtea-whispers]

@monsters-fear-me oh no my hand slipped-🫣

[monsters-fear-me]

It ain't the sex scaring me as much as it's the wannabes tryna hmu knowing full well I'm already hooked on a real man 🙄

Now @thewhiteraven777 however-

[thewhiteraven777]

I'm not SCARED, I'm ACE. There's a DIFFERENCE.

[iron-runs-red]

If someone in Vallaki is bothering my sister, I will find out. You have been warned.

[iron-runs-red]

Bethany says I’m ‘intimidating.’ I think people just shouldn’t lie so obviously. 😐

[peachtea-whispers]

oh my god

I made ONE comment ONE

and suddenly it’s “I will find out” this and “pick up the hammer” that

please relax 😭

[iron-runs-red]

You said someone was “being weird.” That’s not a small comment.

[peachtea-whispers]

I said weird, not dangerous

there’s a difference???

[iron-runs-red]

Not always.

[peachtea-whispers]

this is why people think you’re scary btw

[thewhiteraven777]

Do u wanna know what @monsters-fear-me thinks his 'scariness' actually means

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

[terriblygrimm]

[faerieinthehumanworld]

[putridghost]

[bisquid]

It's funny how I knew exactly what the screenshots would be before I scrolled

[nudityandnerdery]

[thewhiteraven777]

I know what it's like to be in this role on 2 fronts.

I'm lonely :)))

[monsters-fear-me]

Got zombified due to weirdass candy 0/10 do not recommend

I didnt even like the flavor but omg this is so much worse like HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME WHEN IM DEAD

[dukeofdoves]

Please explain why you thought doing this was a good idea in the first place? Why did you even eat a candy like that??

[monsters-fear-me]

I thought it would be tasty 🥺

I'm hideous now. Hideous and unloveable 😭

[ghostwritergabriel]

Even in your undeath I'm sure you look as radiant as ever, so worry not, for when you meet our next incarnation he'll be as captivated as we were.

[monsters-fear-me]

You haven't seen me yet Gabriel you'll talk differently once you see the state I'm in

[craftsnjewels]

Remember the 'in sickness and in health'? Goes both ways that sentence, no matter what it looks like. We'll still love you.

[thewhiteraven777]

Besides, having a zombie as a bestie is kinda cool lol. You're good 'lin, no stress 👉😎👉 (that goes for both me AND Thør, mind, mans cares he just doesn't know how to say it hence why I stole his acc again)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[monsters-fear-me]

Blessed I be that I do not have to do that omg @therealbladedancer @ghostwritergabriel @craftsnjewels I LOVE YOU (and all ur other incarnations ofc ahaha)

[dukeofdoves]

Guess a mention for me's not necessary then, ey?

[thewhiteraven777]

He fainted the second u showed up

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[monsters-fear-me]

@thewhiteraven777 I'll never forget and neither will Ollie

[thewhiteraven777]

It wasn't even a potato or an onion it was a RADISH.

[lordofbarovia]

Power is a curious thing, is it not? You chase it, clutch at it, boast when you think you’ve grasped even a shred. And yet, when I tire of the game, I take it back with less thought than brushing away a cobweb.

Tell me —and do be honest— did you believe you could beat me? Truly?

[monsters-fear-me]

Listen I am by no means saying this because I am on your side but when I say they can't beat you as of now I MEAN IT.

Poor dears, I get why they try but for the love of god there's a reason u have such a high killcount and it's not because the groups sent to fight u know what they're doing.

No offense to my companions seriously but omg, don't become a statistic like all the others did THANKS.

[lordofbarovia]

Statistics? Mm, yes—I keep those quite carefully. Each death, a number etched in memory. Each failed hero, another tally in my favor.

Do not mistake your pragmatism for loyalty, @monsters-fear-me. You are correct, of course: they cannot win. But it pleases me to let them believe, if only to watch the hope rot from their eyes.

[righthand-rahadin]

Just so, my lord. Pragmatism is a cheap coin—it changes hands easily, and those who spend it vanish the moment the odds turn. Loyalty, however… that is rarer. Priceless. A loyal servant does not weigh profit or loss; they bleed because you command it, endure because you demand it.

Pragmatists may fill the ranks, but it is loyalty that holds the line, that builds legacies, that carves empires lasting beyond death itself.

[thewhiteraven777]

Is that why you destroyed the legacy of your own bloodline? C'mon, man. You bled for one single man and have no kin left as a result. Not quite the empire you were hoping for surely.

[monsters-fear-me]

I am afraid

[craftsnjewels]

???? Why?? You can't say that and just leave it there. What's up?

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm having an argument and the one I'm arguing with is very upset and idk what to doooOOOOO

Like HELP ME

[therealbladedancer]

What're you even arguing about?? Vampirism?

[monsters-fear-me]

About the colour of blueberries. I say they're, y'know, blue, but the other person disagrees.

[thewhiteraven777]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE, MERLIN

[monsters-fear-me]

NO THEY AREN'T BETH GET OFF MY FEED THEY'RE BLUE IT'S IN THE NAME FFS

[lordofbarovia]

Ah, mortals and their desperate squabbles. Blue, purple—such fragile distinctions, when every berry stains the tongue the same red once bitten. But if you must know… the fruit is purple. The name is a lie. Much like most of yours.

[righthand-rahadin]

At last, some sanity. They are purple. Anyone who insists otherwise deserves the stake—though perhaps not the traditional kind.

[thewhiteraven777]

"Not the traditional kind"

Idk what you're insinuating but if it is what I think it is the answer's no I have better men for that

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm reading it the same way I just didn't want to be the one to say it.

My apologies Raha, but if I wanted to be staked like THAT I'd ask my husband, not you LOL

[righthand-rahadin]

@thewhiteraven777

If your mind leaps to fleshly distractions, that is your failing, not mine. When I spoke of the stake, i mearly meant an execution made… creative. Teeth, iron, frost—there are countless stakes beyond the common timber. I implore you, do not confuse my words with your games—I have never been one for play.

[thewhiteraven777]

Idk man, ur forehead's big enough to fit atleast three boardgames on there. Seriously tho, what fangs are u gonna bring in that're big enough to pierce these curves? Like do u mean your very own BUCKTEETH?

[monsters-fear-me]

Beth you're going to get executed if you keep this up pls I'm losing my mind

[thewhiteraven777]

No worries sweetcheeks I know what's at.... stake

LOL

[monsters-fear-me]

I am afraid

[craftsnjewels]

???? Why?? You can't say that and just leave it there. What's up?

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm having an argument and the one I'm arguing with is very upset and idk what to doooOOOOO

Like HELP ME

[therealbladedancer]

What're you even arguing about?? Vampirism?

[monsters-fear-me]

About the colour of blueberries. I say they're, y'know, blue, but the other person disagrees.

[thewhiteraven777]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE, MERLIN

[monsters-fear-me]

NO THEY AREN'T BETH GET OFF MY FEED THEY'RE BLUE IT'S IN THE NAME FFS

[lordofbarovia]

Ah, mortals and their desperate squabbles. Blue, purple—such fragile distinctions, when every berry stains the tongue the same red once bitten. But if you must know… the fruit is purple. The name is a lie. Much like most of yours.

[righthand-rahadin]

At last, some sanity. They are purple. Anyone who insists otherwise deserves the stake—though perhaps not the traditional kind.

[thewhiteraven777]

"Not the traditional kind"

Idk what you're insinuating but if it is what I think it is the answer's no I have better men for that

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm reading it the same way I just didn't want to be the one to say it.

My apologies Raha, but if I wanted to be staked like THAT I'd ask my husband, not you LOL

[righthand-rahadin]

@thewhiteraven777

If your mind leaps to fleshly distractions, that is your failing, not mine. When I spoke of the stake, i mearly meant an execution made… creative. Teeth, iron, frost—there are countless stakes beyond the common timber. I implore you, do not confuse my words with your games—I have never been one for play.

[thewhiteraven777]

Idk man, ur forehead's big enough to fit atleast three boardgames on there. Seriously tho, what fangs are u gonna bring in that're big enough to pierce these curves? Like do u mean your very own BUCKTEETH?

[monsters-fear-me]

I am afraid

[craftsnjewels]

???? Why?? You can't say that and just leave it there. What's up?

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm having an argument and the one I'm arguing with is very upset and idk what to doooOOOOO

Like HELP ME

[therealbladedancer]

What're you even arguing about?? Vampirism?

[monsters-fear-me]

About the colour of blueberries. I say they're, y'know, blue, but the other person disagrees.

[thewhiteraven777]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE, MERLIN

[monsters-fear-me]

NO THEY AREN'T BETH GET OFF MY FEED THEY'RE BLUE IT'S IN THE NAME FFS

[lordofbarovia]

Ah, mortals and their desperate squabbles. Blue, purple—such fragile distinctions, when every berry stains the tongue the same red once bitten. But if you must know… the fruit is purple. The name is a lie. Much like most of yours.

[righthand-rahadin]

At last, some sanity. They are purple. Anyone who insists otherwise deserves the stake—though perhaps not the traditional kind.

[thewhiteraven777]

"Not the traditional kind"

Idk what you're insinuating but if it is what I think it is the answer's no I have better men for that

[forlornpeacekeeper]

@certifiedfrostbringer U disappoint me

[certifiedfrostbringer]

I got an A instead of an A+ ONCE because a Pouncer socked me right in the skull. You SAW it happen.

[forlornpeacekeeper]

Anything below A+ is rookie shit I told u that too. Get back on the grind or I will unfriend

[certifiedfrostbringer]

Send invite and we'll see who the real rookie is out of the two of us

[forlornpeacekeeper]

A challenge ey? Bring it Mythman, see who gives up first

[certifiedfrostbringer]

Won't be me, and that's a promise.

[monsters-fear-me]

Guys your session's been going on for 12 HOURS

[thewhiteraven777]

I'm honestly surprised they haven't asked Strahd to join them yet

[monsters-fear-me]

Note: don't go for a sprint when you're wearing 4 inch heels.

[thewhiteraven777]

I've warned you enough times. This is just karma for you not listening.

[monsters-fear-me]

I'll go for 5 inchers next time see if that helps

[thewhiteraven777]

Merlin ffs

[monsters-fear-me]

Note: don't go for a sprint when you're wearing 4 inch heels.

[thewhiteraven777]

I've warned you enough times. This is just karma for you not listening.

[monsters-fear-me]

Kinda wondering what my life would be like if I let the nagging voice that is my vampiric corruption take center stage for a couple weeks. Like would I be insufferable or a straight up madman? Nobody knows, maybe I should give it a go.

[thewhiteraven777]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bored are you?? Like seriously are you nuts?

You're not trying that. I've seen it before and I refuse to deal with it if it's triggered on PURPOSE.

[monsters-fear-me]

I am afraid

[craftsnjewels]

???? Why?? You can't say that and just leave it there. What's up?

[monsters-fear-me]

I'm having an argument and the one I'm arguing with is very upset and idk what to doooOOOOO

Like HELP ME

[therealbladedancer]

What're you even arguing about?? Vampirism?

[monsters-fear-me]

About the colour of blueberries. I say they're, y'know, blue, but the other person disagrees.

[thewhiteraven777]

BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE, MERLIN