Life is a Work of Art

[tedllasso]

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

[100493503004422]

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[just-high-school-things]

rb if you were “gifted” in elementary school and were held to such a high standard that now this is what grades feel like

[feralkin]

did you mean

[reaching-for-morning]

Did you mean

A or A+: expected, not worthy of attention

B: Jesus christ, you lazy idiot, what is wrong with you?

Anything else: you should probably just die

[quinintheclouds]

^^^

[midnight--fox]

That last one is so accurate

[sassbewitchedmyass]

Incorrect GoT Quotes: Season 8 Edition

Sandor: My cold dead heart feels no affection for anyone.

Arya: *sneezes*

Sandor: ARE YOU SICK?? WHERES YOUR CLOAK? SOMEONE GET THE MAESTER!

~

Cersei: I have no fears.

Qyburn: What if the Golden Company doesn’t bring any elephants?

Cersei: I have one fear.

~

Daenerys: Aren’t you at least a little happy to see me?

Sansa: No, not really.

Daenerys: Damn, at least I damage property and not feelings.

~

Sansa: Jon, I know you’re my brother, so I say this with all due respect. How stupid are you?

Jon: You should listen to me! I’ve come up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed!

~

Arya: I am a field.

Gendry: ???

Gendry: Explain.

Arya: Need to be plowed.

Gendry: Ohhhh

~

Tyrion: You’re in love with Brienne.

Jaime: No...I mean

Jaime: When she smiles, my whole world lights up...she makes me feel like I’m home...and honestly I’d die for her, but...I don’t know if I’m in love with her.

Tyrion: Okay. Sure, bud.

~

Theon: People often accuse me of having a favorite Stark, but it’s not true.

Theon: I love Sansa and all the Not-Sansa’s equally.

~

Tyrion: Life is like an apple. If you cut half of the apple you hate, but eat the piece, you will be forgivable.

Varys: What the fuck are you talking about?

Tyrion: I honestly don’t even know anymore.

~

Tormund: I never considered you a rival.

Jaime: I never considered you at all.

Tormund, tearing up: Now, that’s just hurtful.

[ruzekburgess]

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, 2002 dir. Kelly Asbury & Lorna Cook

The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say the history of the West was written from the saddle of a horse, but it’s never been told from the heart of one, not ‘til now.

[valtsv]

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

[valtsv]

interrogating me is useless because i won't even remember the question i'm supposed to be answering by the time you've finished asking it

[sarahseeandersen]

[itsnotvinebutitsfine]

| That’s…. not how that works

[leupagus]

This woman deserves an oscar

[it-is-a-mystery]

same energy

[tashas-autistic-cottage-deactiv]

I am cracking up laughing at this. XD

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[ultimatespider]

#a bad liar

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

[catboyspells]

I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and it’s constantly funny to me

[catboyspells]

YOU DID THIS

[shammerham]

Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with. 

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

It honestly never occurred to me that Stitch could have been mistaken for a French Bulldog by everyone

I really have been just accepting that Lilo’s cover story “Stitch used to be a collie ‘til he got run over” as the story everyone accepted.

[the-honey-dukes-deac]

My hobbies include reading, writing, and doing neither of those things.

[gotmyqueen]

Embroidery: GOT Addition

The Hound:

Margaery:

Cersei:

Arya:

Theon:

Sansa:

Bran:

Jon:

Daenerys:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[the-brodie-set]

Bennet: Fly fishing gear Biden: Brake pads Cory: Marvel Studios Bullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues! Pete: Trendy jeans Julian: Should’ve made your accent red De Blasio: Gross, try again without Power Point Delaney: Blank VHS tapes? Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for Playstation Gillibrand: Sex and the City Gravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks? Harris: Unbreakable Kamala Schmidt Hickenlooper: The studio that brought you Minions Inslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you. Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis. Wayne: Talk to Amy Seth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkward Beto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchup Tim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper. Bernie: Toothpaste Swalwell: Top Gun Warren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt. Marianne: Cosmetics Yang: Small airline