Melkor invented jazz.

a 🇫🇮 living in 🇬🇧, 24, musical theatre student, lotr and whatever i’m currently obsessed with🫦👀💜

[renegadesstuff]

he was so relieved 🥹🥺

[lestrades-notebook]

“I’m so like Sherlock Holmes.” “Im so John Watson coded.”

I’m Lestrade. I’m confused and tired and I’d really like someone to come to my workplace and do my job for me please.

[gosh-whos-to-say]

I saw the new Downton Abbey movie this weekend and I adored Edith's continued glow up, but I honestly think "he's not Turkish is he?" is the greatest line she's ever had.

[zimjaeyun-deactivated20220116]

fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

[8nin]

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[linusbenjamin]

Sherlock 3.01, The Empty Hearse

[nimrodels]

Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something, even if you were too small to understand why.

[izloveshorses]

'theatre is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to see a beautiful hit musical now that it's been released in the cinema, something more affordable and accessible to most people, and ticket sales in the west end in particular have spiked

'cinema is dying' okay but everyone is flocking to their local cinema to see a beautiful hit musical, and so many have shown up this weekend that licensers decided to extend its theatrical release for another week, a massive rarity in the current climate

maybe the answer to saving art is... seeing art?? and making art accessible??

[jotainjotain-muuta]

Kai kaikki tietää suomen kielen parhaan palindromin?

En jaksa, pillu kakka kulli paska jne.

[shieldofiron]

Lol this is so real, this was me 2022-2023 going through stage 7 grief. But ANYway...

[shieldofiron]

AO3 user ShieldOfIron

[pingviinipullo]

[thecryptkeeper]

[jotainjotain-muuta]

Oih miten ihanan hirveää yrittää kirjottaa seksikohtausta suomeksi. Englanniksi se on vähän gringeä joo, mutta suomen osalta sanasto on jääny jonnekin Jallun ja Kallen sivuille. Joita todella arvostan, haluan tuoda sen takaisin ja tuntea, että oon syntynyt väärälle vuosikymmenelle, kun en voi lähetellä tuhmia kirjoituksiani lehtiin ja tienata niillä paria markkaa.

Tää on nyt vähän tämmöstä se meni sinne -huttua, ku en tiedä pilaako tunnelman jos puhun asioista niiden oikeilla nimillä. Yhden kerran käytin sanaa kalu. Hirveää. Kalu, kyrpä, muna, jorma, jortikka, meisseli, kanki, panna, nussia, puikottaa, reikä, riemurasia, pillu, vittu, römpsä, kolo, märkä, valua, kosteutta, limaa, tuotosta, hanuri, pakarat, perse, takapuoli, takamus, nuolla, imeä, liukasta, lentää, ruikkia, liukua, työntää, vetää, ottaa, antaa, saada, muodot, tissit, tisut, tisulit, rinnat, pulleat purjeet ja mahtava peräsin

Kuka näitä voi ottaa todesta saatana

[sophsun1]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) dir. Peter Jackson

[ambersephone]

we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe