[artemissoftstepper]

make your subtitles accurate to what’s being said or i will kill you!!!!

[whitepeopletwitter]

Daily grind

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Yle seuraa Eppujen viimeistä keikkaa

[triibulinekiisu]

Minä vessassa tulisen ruuan jälkeen

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Muut ymmärrän mutta keitä sulla on siellä yleisönä?

[ruttotohtori]

Poliisi kiilasi mopoilijan ojaan ja päin aitaa – näin tapahtumat etenivät

Mopomiittiin osallistunut poika nauhoitti tilanteen kypärässään olleella kameralla ja jakoi videon tilanteesta Youtubeen.

Oikeustieteen tohtori: En keksi sellaista rikosta, että poliisin toiminta olisi tarkoituksenmukaista

Poliisi ei voi käyttää mitä tahansa keinoja pysäyttämiseen, vaan voimakeinojen käytön tulee olla oikeassa suhteessa kokonaisuuteen nähden, a

[ruttotohtori]

Poliisin kiilaama mopoilija kertoo voinnistaan HS:lle: Jalkapöytä murtui, kädestä katkesi viisi luuta

Poliisi kiilasi 15-vuotiaan mopoilijan lauantai-iltana. Syyttäjä epäilee poliisia kolmesta rikoksesta.

[dreamyholmes]

[anarkissa]

Miten vieraantuneita todellisuudesta kytät voi olla?

[ruttotohtori]

Juu on kyllä heti turvallisempi olo, kun tietää, että kytät kyllä järkkää pärinäpojat sairaalaan liikennettä häiritsemästä

[karilapio]

Se tunne kun 15v on liian nuori Someen mutta tarpeeks vanha poliisiväkivallan uhriksi.

[duplizity]

ok well maybe her little finger is really cozy and honestly there are worse places to be wrapped around. did you ever think about that

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[adobe-outdesign]

Legendaries and mythicals remembering all the names given to them by trainers over the thousands of years they've been alive. Legendaries and mythicals remembering their trainers' nicknames hundreds of years after the trainer has passed. Legendaries and mythicals that can communicate with humans being asked their name and giving 20 of them, because they still consider every single name theirs

[adobe-outdesign]

Adding the original peer-reviewed tags to this:

[homunculus-argument]

Onko kuvataidealan pienyrittäjyys koskaan vituttanut niin paljon että oikeasti houkuttaisi ruveta sen sijaan jalostamaan pakkasenkestäviä kameleita.

[varahai]

Kamelit itse asiassa viihtyy pakkasessa tosi hyvin

Voit siirtyä suoraan kamelivaljakkopalveluiden tarjoamiseen

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[rusholme]

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

[books-are-portals]

Haluun näyttää teille parhaan kuvan mitä oon ottanut vanhempien luona pyörivistä siileistä:

Näitä vipeltää pihalla kaikkiaan 5 kpl (hyvin pyöreässä kunnossa kaikki), hänet yllätettiin kesken aterian. Takana oleva toveri oli kiinnostuneempi mussuttamisesta.

(pidimme reilun hajuraon, kuva otettu zoomaamalla)

[kukkopillipiipari]

Luodit eivät ole äänettömiä.

[raatopaikka]

Whiskyn matka Suomeen:

(Finna)

(Finna)

(Finna)

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[b33tlejules]

[widogasted]

can i come over and do this at you

[b33tlejules]

us

[jokerjokinghahaha]

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[memeuplift]