[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

Heero: Duo?

Duo: Yes?

Heero: Why are you laying under the Christmas tree?

Duo: Because I am a GIFT.

Quatre, from the other room: You sure are, Duo!!

[lemontrash]

Wufei, from the other other room: How soon can we return him for store credit?

[incorrectgundamwingquotes]

Duo, on the phone: Hey, Tro? My hands are stuck in two Pringles cans…both hands, yeah…

Duo: Look it’s not important how I managed to call you, just come over and help me.

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

Still not sure what I’m doing

but I’m back mostly because I’m bored.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Happy Jelly Bean Day!

Photos via JellyBeanToes on Reddit

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

BEAN TOES OF DOOM!

[dammitfallout]

I’m walking on sunshine! …Errh, I meant irradiated wasteland air.

[karlosmadera-deactivated2019022]

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

Edit: There’s a part two to this post now.

[jav0nine]

[plutojester]

tag yourself im Yoh

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

Eh. A mix of Nagi and Minatsuki i suppose.

[clockwork-the-psycho-blog]

[inklie]

hancock’s got no time for ur anti-ghoul talk 

[polypathos]

so I saw this headcanon in the maccready tag about mac toting duncan around in an improvised baby sling..

now I can’t get off the dad-maccready train, and I feel completely fine

[neuroticminisecuritron]

@mmephisto

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

This is sickly cute I love it

[lettadalokislayter]

Headcannons:

-Sole is sick with the flu, and Nick puts his metal hand on their head to cool them down. 

-Hancock will try and “do science” with Curie. It can’t be as hard as making your own chems…Right?

-Hancock is no longer allowed in Curie’s Lab.

-Sometimes Strong can be seen sleeping with Dogmeat curled up on his chest.

-MacCready sleeps with a teddy bear.

-Cait and Strong are actually good friends

-Piper will sometimes loan her writing ability and her printing press to Goodneighbor. Hancock loves this. 

-Sturges always fixes up Nick and Codsworth. Nick hates it. There’s something incredibly unnatural about a guy plugging in a wire that popped out of your back. 

-Codsworth always tries to make meals as much as like pre-war as he can. 

-Synth Shaun’s favorite food is spaghetti. (Noodles from Takahashi, and a few Tatos. Depending on how much SS brought home, there might be some brahmin meat thrown in there.

-When settlers try to flirt with Hancock, Shaun approaches the conversation with confusion, and makes everything really awkward. Hancock reassures his statement that he’s taken. 

-Preston is always asked the weird questions from Shaun, like where do babies come from, and why can Dogmeat carry so much. 

[weirdplusfunequalsus-blog]

why can Dogmeat carry so much

spaghetti

There’s something incredibly unnatural about a guy plugging in a wire that popped out of your back.

I’m dying send help

[lettadalokislayter]

Hehe I’m glad you likey!

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

Oooooh noice.

[moneygunsweed]

MONEY GUNS weed

[world-of-us-n-bowie]

[hot-co-mics-2-deactivated201704]

ㄱ(8ㅅ8)/

[lettadalokislayter]

I ain’t even mad. I like the reference.

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

I am fine with this yes.

[angry-eevee]

The fallout females shave because they're not fucking savages.

Honestly you’re not allowed an opinion here because you made the conscious choice to substitute “women” with “females” and that tells me all I need to know about you.

Get out of my house.

[thedi-wreck-tor]

because in a world ravaged by mutants, cannibals, blood cults, nightmarish monsters and horse sized bugs, set against the glowing background of radiation left over from a war more than two centuries earlier, women are savages for not having smooth legs and clean upper lips. This anon needs to shut the fuck up and go back to whackin it to the sims.

[lettadalokislayter]

You know what, actually, my sole is a savage from all those sarcastic comments, but not from a little leg hair. 

[thewinterapocalypse-blog]

*Runs hand over my legs that I have not shaved in two months while making Chewbacca sounds.*

[timethehobo]

I tend to refer to my ghoul pals in Fallout 4 as ‘cute raisins’. My friend took it too literally and they sent me this today. Uploading on their behalf because they’re too embarrassed. Thanks @sinnerspeak.

Also, I laughed so hard I fell asleep.