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[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelin-lovelace]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

[fansonia]

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

[papayafromtv]

the only way im getting married

[girasoles-y-sol-deactivated2025]

@lisaserdaigle this is the sexiest thread i’ve ever seen

[asheykat]

I feel like my bf would propose this way

[fischotterkunst]

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

[fischotterkunst]

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

[hideousgourd]

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

[june-egbert-official]

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

[petty-revenge-stories]

Take a picture of my patient? Enjoy shopping for a new phone.

I work as an EMT in a decent sized city. We tend to run call to call, and get all sorts of calls. One night, we get called for a call coded as a Psych. A gentleman had been having a bad run of luck, and was feeling depressed. So my partner and I show up, and I begin to speak with the man. The gentleman begins to tell me about how he had been kicked out of his home, by his wife, for drug use. This caused him to feel depressed, and spiral into the world of homelessness and drugs. He had a revelation earlier, and he wanted help, so he called us.

Keep reading

[orco-lowkey]

Tomorrow’s the big day, im ready.

[sandypark1988]

I need this Hoodie in my life!

>> Why you should have one

It’s reversible

Size fit all family’s members

4 nice colors for choose

Incredible cozy to wear

Flexible in movement

Both suitable for using at home or outdoors

Currently on sale, ONLY $41.11&FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!!

   <GET YOUR HERE>

[flame-hair-dreams]

I have this, and I love it. Perfect for binge watching Netflix. I look like a fat anime hamster.

[ziggyzagzag]

MY FRIEND HAS ONE OF THESE AND OMFG SHE LET ME TRY IT ON IT WAS THE MOST BLISSFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!!!!! I ASKED WHERE SHE GOT IT SO I COULD GET ONE BUT SHE GOT IT FOR CHRISTMAS AND DIDNT KNOW!!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME WHAT ITS CALLED SO I CAN BUY ONE

[blacknaturalandblank]

Wearing the purple one right now <3

[wiredandrewired]

@wireslide

[wireslide]

I want this so much.

[skyure]

@shbumi  I need that for luca. Just for luca. Not for myself. Not at all. Joel would probably steal mine, and then I’d need three of those. Wait, no, it’s only for luca. Luca needs three of those. XD

[acutelyrelated]

Normally I hate these chain posts, but I really gotta contribute. One of my partners got one and sometimes they let me wear it because I was too chicken to invest in one when I had the chance.

It’s seriously worth it and oh my god they’re a little pricey but they’re so snuggly and cozy.

The sleeves are fitted at the wrists so fabric isn’t in your way while you’re trying to do stuff, but not so tight that someone with sensory issues like me would be bothered by it (I can’t wear bracelets, watches, or anything. Shirts with long sleeves are right out)

It just… feels nice.

I think the only downside is that you seriously have no idea what your comfied perimeter is so you’re way more likely to knock shit off of tables or whatever as you walk by lmao

They got theirs at Bed Bath and Beyond if that helps anyone. Target says they also have them, but our local store had no signs of any lol

[deliciouskaek]

i just bought one for my daughter as a (very) late gift for xmas. she actually loves it and i’ve decided i need one too lol

[rosadon3]

my mom got one for me for christmas. perfect for chilling out in, playing videogames and whatnot. easier than wrapping up in a blanket abd like x3 as warm

[kylynnpagecollins-blog]

My grandma got me a baby blue one & its so awesome! 😅 Especially when my room is basically an igloo.

[themunflower]

Mine was REALLY late (Ordered it at the end of December with Christmas money, it got here March 7), but HOLY FUCK IS THIS THING AMAZING.

Got the pink one :3

[pr1nceshawn]

Photography Tricks Anyone Can Do.

[mythicalmyotis]

@i-dont-believe-in-saints this seems relevant to your interests

[andersonsdollpurpose]

Now THIS is the sort of photography tutorial I’ve been waiting for!

[distant-pipe-dream]

@simply-a-lost-boy Idk if you’ve seen this yet but I know you have a camera/are a photographer

[tea-time-terrier]

Thank you for tagging me! I’ve seen some of these before, but it’s given me so many ideas now!

[just-shower-thoughts]

If EA suffers big enough losses from the backlash of Battlefront 2, and it all started because some guy couldn’t unlock Vader, this will be the second time Anakin brought balance to something.

[felderwin]

literally like what??? 20 years? passed between revenge of the sith and a new hope and obi wan aged about 50 years

[captainlordauditor]

look anakin was hard on him ok

[taikaaswaititi-deactivated20180]

anakin’s bullshit added 30 years into obi-wan’s life

[kosmonin]

[vicholas]

#i need this where to get

https://www.amazon.com/Joyfay-Giant-Teddy-Bear-White/dp/B00580KX2W/

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[squelchsquelch]

Reminder to turn off tumblr’s stupid “best first” feature now that it’s rolled out!

Go to profile>settings (the gear)>global settings>dashboard preferences

[mazurah]

How to Get Rid of This Shit for Dummies:

Okay, I could only figure out how to turn this off on MOBILE! It doesn’t seem to give you the option on desktop. So I’m sharing an even greater in-depth tutorial (with images) on how to turn this off.

On MOBILE go to the fourth tab at the bottom that looks like a little person: 

Then at the top of the screen click the little gear: 

At the top of the screen find the option General Settings: 

Then find Dashboard Preferences: 

And switch “Best Stuff First” to the OFF position: 

To reiterate, that’s: 

Profile - Settings - General Settings - Dashboard Preferences - Best Stuff First - OFF 

In my experience, settings DO extend across platforms, so if you turn it off on mobile, you should be good on the desktop version as well. 

Please reblog!

[clockways]

Just a reminder! It rolled out to me too on my phone. Do this soon as you bet their keeping metrics on how many turn it off right away.

From a purely selfish reason this really, really, really hurts smaller creators like me from being seen. And that sucks.

[armeleia]

I was FINALLY able to do this today!

[thesnadger]

If you turned it off several days ago, check it again–I turned mine off when I first heard about this thing and looked today to find it was turned on!

[asheykat]

I didn't even realize this was a thing but im so glad I saw this post.

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20]

calm down buddy

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry…

[somebody-cool-blog1]

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

[i-am-a-fish]

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

[styx-n-stone]

Amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

[yepperoni]

dva saying bad words 

[thessalian]

Hey, finally a version of D.Va that matches up to the one that goes through my head every time I play her…

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

The lyrebird from Australia can mimic virtually any sound that it hears, including children’s toys,chainsaws…. Crazy Amazing!

Have a good day everyone! 

Follow us !! 

[bonzly-says]

This bird has 3 mods. Bird, monkey, raygun

[bioware-critical]

you forgot R2D2

[asheykat]

@paul-serene

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[imblackasthenameofdarius]

May he live forever.

[mielparaoshun]

Amen

[inkskinned]

okay, i don’t hate kids. i think they’re sort of funny. i like that you can talk to them like an adult and they’ll make sounds like they understand. i taught one kid “phosphorescence” and he looked at me and said, “they could just call it glowing if it means something that glows.” the kid undid the entire science community in one sentence.

but i hate kids.

or really, i hate how they’ve always been expected from me.

when i was five i was given “babies.” i hated the hardness of dolls, disposed of them for dramatic stories between stuffed animals. i knew how to wrap, feed, and care for a baby before i could spell my last name. when i was nine i was already “watching the kids”. i was only four years older than my cousins were. i wanted to go out and play. instead i was expected to have responsibility. by the time i was thirteen all of my friends had told me about how many children they were going to have in their twenties. 

my hips were “child-bearing” hips. my brother was a scientist, or a fireman, or a steamroller. i was going to make a good housewife, or mom, or nanny, or mom, or mom, or mom.

and when my body hurt, i was told it wasn’t really my body, not really, it belonged to my future children. i couldn’t cut or snip or tie anything; i was trapped by the potential energy that hung above me. a boulder, threatening. i couldn’t get tattoos, because what would i tell my children? i couldn’t kiss a girl, because what would i tell the children? i couldn’t be risky or wild or anything but a lady, because what about the children?

and when i said “i don’t want children” - not biologically, at least, not when cancer and depression and a whole other host of terrible things lives inside me - do you know what they said? “it’ll change, wait and see” “it’s not bad” “you’ll get used to it” “when you meet the right man” “you don’t want to be lonely”.

i don’t hate kids. i’m great with them. 

but then i’m told again that my life will be forfeit to them - something in me snaps angry. “wait until you have kids” “you should travel before you have children” “you’ll be more happy.” 

i hate kids! i’ve snarled. i don’t mean it at all. but god. please, leave me alone. i don’t want to be a biological mom. 

it’s like we’re born with a uterus and told “this is your whole life. your singular purpose. your job.” 

i want to be my own purpose. not here for the sake of passing genes on.