The Wise Hard

A Wizard. Just a Wizard.

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Walks in and farts on everybody.

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Alright, alright. M… y… na.. me… is….. Dean.

I hope you’re happy. I almost broke a thumb.

> Ironically gives a thumbs up at the monitor.

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Wow Dean, sure is fuckin’ great to meet you.

> Squints and frowns at the laptop atop his lap, and takes another sip of whisky before typing again.

Where’d you even come from?

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A place where I was. It was cool, it was fun, it was lame and you know what? It's better left unsaid. Imagination is powerful, you know?

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zierstichen replied to your post: So I heard you all missed me. Tsk. Tsk...

Incorrect.

No.

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Dare I mention it? Dare I even…

> Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Google.

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Or you could just introduce yourself, ah? Check it out, let me give you an example.

Hi, my name is Hound.

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Alright, alright. M... y... na.. me... is..... Dean.

I hope you're happy. I almost broke a thumb.

> Ironically gives a thumbs up at the monitor.

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aemulate replied to your post:So I heard you all missed me. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Who

Guess.

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rottguiler replied to your post:So I heard you all missed me. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Don’t even fuckin’ know you.

Dare I mention it? Dare I even...

> Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Google.

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appropriatedinsight replied to your post:So I heard you all missed me. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

lol no

Wanna fight? I know how to throw a pretty mean gumball.

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So I heard you all missed me. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

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Just gonna... uh... Leave this here.

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inanesacha reblogged your post: inanesacha started following you

?

I don’t know how to greet new followers anymore, fuck.

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Hey there. What's crackin'?

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ya so mad

Dean: umad?

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

The one that's an object.

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“People are stupid. They can be made to believe any lie because either they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.”

Wizard's First Rule, Sword of Truth series