The Witch-King's Biggest Fan

Robin || they/them || aroace (flux?) || possibly autistic || I mainly post about LotR and the Hobbit. Other fandoms can be seen in pinned post

[thewitchkingiscool-ace]

Welcome to my blog!

(All important information is in bold, you can read the other stuff if you want but yeah)

Fandoms: LotR, the Hobbit, the six idiots (side blog for the six idiots posts if anyone’s interested :> @glam-bam-thankyou-maam) Dr Who, Pirates of the Caribbean, Little Nightmares, Shadow of the Colossus, the Last Guardian, ICO, Adventure Time

✨About me ✨

they/them

british (or more specifically, english)

This is definitely a Tolkien blog

Aroace (flux? Idk)

I follow back all those who follow me, unless your blog is empty in which case I won’t.

if you like blogs about tolkien and potc then you’ve come to the right place because i mainly post about those

Important note: the witch-king is fucking cool and nobody can change my mind on that, although i am pleased to say that nobody has tried

I’m a tolkien-infested nerd and am definitely the “lotr friend” of my friendgroup. I love reading and writing and have finished the Hobbit book and am currently reading LOTR. I love going camping and being in the woods. I love going on hikes and walking my dog. I also spend a lot of my time on my phone watching youtube or a movie or something so basically i spend a lot of my time sat around doing nothing. Although i do love to draw and paint with watercolour. I can sort of play piano too. Sleep is therapy and so is music and my favourite fictional characters. I’m starting to wonder if I’m autistic but I’ve never had a diagnosis so i’m not going to call myself that. I’m a winter > summer person and a pineapple does NOT belong on pizza person too.

I also really enjoy coding

I also use pinterest daily so i guess you could call me a pinterest whore

If you need me i’ll be watching lord of the rings

Any questions for me just ask ツ

[kitmarlowe]

[belpheg0r-luna]

[toskarin]

[legendary-chemistry]

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[clown-guitar]

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

[f-orest-fire]

I love the doctor who fandom. For pretty much any given episode, half the fandom will love it, and the other half think it's the worst thing to ever exist. (This goes for doctors, companions, seasons, and creatures too)

[devyat10]

this is what I imagined when i realized they were both scottish

[notkorolrezni]

I’m crazy for all the women in doctor who like I’m (not) sorry but I cannot hate anyone. For me it’s like five star meal after five star meal. They’re all so amazing !!!

[nimrodels]

It was the beginning of an unlikely friendship that has lasted all my life.

[thetiredprometheus]

lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races

Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman

Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max

Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets

Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive

Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan

Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like

Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)

-Grass - Leaves

-Stones - a hair tie

-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes

The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat

[bombcollar]

it’s ween

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment

(Some more clips)

[jennifersbod]

anyway normalize women not wanting children as a happy ending

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[nightttoon]

We should appreciate dwarves more

Requests are open

[shurikthereject]

Uh oh looks like i procrastinated and made a new sketchbook spread, welp. Behold the fluffiest uncles with their adorable nephews and tiny Frodo with crazy bed hair.