The Pursuit of Sassiness

For those who don't know, a Plebeian is a Roman Peasant that was independent of any political affiliations, and was often an undisclosed threat to the governments of the time. We. Are. Plebeians.

[thewittypleb]

Scott Pilgrim Universe Horoscopes

Stacey Pilgrim: ::Aquarius:: Artistic, Hard Willed, Gossipy, Cool

Kim Pine: ::Pisces:: Unassuming, Withheld, Honest, Brutal

Envy Adams: ::Aries:: Ambitious, Vicious, Opportunistic, Demanding

Yung Neil: ::Taurus:: Subtle, Secure, Strong, Patient

Kyle & Ken Katanagi: ::Gemini:: Changeable, Dedicated, Intelligent, Adaptable

Knives Chau: ::Cancer:: Observant, Optimistic, Emotional, Sympathetic

Gideon Graves: ::Leo:: Ruling, Egotistical, Driven, Strong

Scott Pilgrim: ::Virgo:: Analytical, Practical, Reflective, Thoughtful

Wallace Wells: ::Libra:: Balanced, Understanding, Philosophical

Ramona Flowers: ::Scorpio:: Mysterious, Secretive, Vengeful, Intense

Roxanne Richter: ::Sagittarius:: Savage, Experimenting, Loyal , Impatient

Julie Powers: ::Capricorn:: Dominating, Persevering, Willfull, Organised

[ryagosling]

They’re dinosaurs. “Wow” enough.

[thewittypleb]

Being a part of a fandom be like "Why the fuck you dying, mmmm oh my god, stop fucking dying!"

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[love-personal]

[tkohl]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

[thewittypleb]

Just thought I might post a little 'hello, welcome' post because in the past 48 hours I got a shit tonne of new followers. HI GUYS <3

[thewittypleb]

Copera 'n'

A group of professional individuals who arrest law breakers band together to make a musical and theatrical extravaganza.

[allkillernofiller]

@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON

[shakespearwasaflirt]

WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????

[cherrygoon]

??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles) 

[sweetcheeksaremadeofthese]

What the fuck is happening

[wolverinesbadassass]

what the fuck australia

[thewittypleb]

Avatar Legend of Korra Zodiac

Aquarius: Varrick

Pisces: Jinora

Aries: Amon

Taurus: Lin

Gemini: Iknik

Cancer: Bumi

Leo: Mako

Virgo: Bolin

Libra: Unaloq

Scorpio: Asami

Sagittarius: Korra

Capricorn: Tenzin

[kingerbits]

A super spoopy ghost to haunt your dash

[officialskeletonwarnews-blog]

We ask that all troops begin sending their prayers to mr Skeltal for healthy calcium and sternums so that we may defeat these fuckbois. Pls ensure all your troops are praying for the spoopy wonder for maximum dootiness. Mr Skeltal thanks you ~The Religious Sect of Mr Skeltal

Unfortunately, prayers hardly seem enough. Troops across the world are low on both troops and calcium. It seems like Mr. Skeletal demands more from us. A sacrifice, perhaps. A fuckboi sacrifice. 

[thewittypleb]

Then let the sacrifice begin. Bring one to the temple of the Femur and the priesthood of Skeltal shall do just that. Long live the dootiness

[ultimecia-deactivated20170507]

[haha-suck-my-ass]

cruising into the skeleton war like

[thewittypleb]

reblog if you feel the same

PSA: Please send prayers to Mr Skeltal for maximum calciYUM goodness.

[thewittypleb]

 A good guide to serving our almighty mr skeltal. Only when we give thanks will we win this war