Unfortunate HP universe obsessè

Mid 20s, 🏳️‍⚧️ They/He/? Genuinely unfortunately obsessed with nearly everything HP, as removed from JK as possible while also acknowledging my love of HP is one of 3 things keeping me on this planet 🙃 You can throw hate or love at me! Either way, hi! Welcome to my disgrace hoard 🤣❤️

[thewixmisfit]

I'll make a for real pinned post at some point!

Hi! This is an explicitly safe space 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Please DNI if: minor, asshole, are morally fucked.

Mostly if not entirely a HP blog

I post shit that makes me happy or laugh or cry

Do be prepared for shameless dramione 🤣 (re-reading the books and I vibe hard with fandom and movie dram, we'll see if I like book! 🤣)

Weirdly unhoused ATM, in a very transitional time in my life apparently and have tested into each house 😭 I was originally a Slytherin, then when the pottermore I tested hufflepuff about a year ago, was sorted into ravenclaw in hogwarts legacy last month (I know that one is less but I still count it 🤣) then did pottermore again the day after playing hogwarts legacy and got gryffindor, so who knows! 🤣

[thewixmisfit]

Yes I do know liking hp makes me a bad person

I also know I've spent exactly $0 on anything

I don't need to hear how bad of a person I am for existing, as a trans person 🫡

[thewixmisfit]

Things to write:

The potion tester (fgr)

[stars-bean]

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

[thewixmisfit]

Hi there!! Actively looking for HP mutuals!

I'm 25, 🏳️‍⚧️ they/he atm! Poly/Partnered! Not the most social of people but doing my best! I'm a bit more functional as snail mail style communication at this point in my life 🤣 I've been on this site since like 2013/14 🤣

I've read the main series books, quite a few years ago but plan to reread soon! I haven't read any additional books in relation to the WW!

Very into the movies atm since they're the most time accessible 🤣🤣 In the middle of a rewatch with my nest partner! We're about to finish HBP!

I'm very interested in getting into the marauders but I'm unsure where to start! I've read a couple fanfics!

I really, really love the universe as a whole, it keeps me sane as much as I wish it didn't 🤣

I am a fan of shipping, I believe I'm called a multishipper? I'm not up to par with some new lingo 🤣 I used to be super chronically online in a social way but I've been just chilling and reading fanfic for a few years ✨️ My top is dramione, I don't mind if we have similar or different ships 😋 Fan of a number of characters, Draco, Fred and George, Hermione, Luna, Sirius, Remus, many many more.

I have a Hexrpg account, though I'm not super active! I recently was gifted Hogwarts Legacy! I'm about 5 hours into my first playthrough! I haven't gotten super far into the plot lol.

I'm thinking about writing fanfiction, but I haven't written anything in many years 🤣 But we'll see what happens!

I've probably forgotten a bunch, but I figured I'd throw my name in 😋 Dms and asks should be open, if you interact with this I'll check out your blog!! Please don't interact if: minor, general asshole, terf/whatever the fuck/n@zi/phobic/actually a piece of shit, ect

[vinweavesworlds]

(staff room, afternoon)

McGonagall: ... Why does Filius keep looking at you in such a strange manner, Severus?

Snape: (sipping coffee whilst marking) I don't know what you mean.

McGonagall: Why, he keeps glancing at you, as though he's afraid you're about to drop dead any moment.

Snape:

Snape: ...I may or may not have informed Filius about the function of the liver and lungs yesterday evening.

McGonagall:

McGonagall: ...I don't see how that-

Snape: I told him that my organs must be practically decomposed from myself breathing in toxic fumes and testing potions since an adolescent. Then, of course, as Potion's Master. I suspect that from that moment onwards, Filius wholeheartedly believes that I am mortally ill.

McGonagall:

Snape: What? Did you really think repeatedly making poisons and draughts of living death isn't going to have consequences on my health?

Snape: *coughs loudly*

Flitwick: (watery sniffling from behind piles of marking at the other table)

Snape: *smirks*

McGonagall:

McGonagall: You are despicable.

Snape: I am completely and utterly hilarious, Minerva.

[poladroid]

Barty, disguised as Moody, seeing Harry and Draco, getting flashbacks from pre-relationship jegulus: oh no. oh nonono. i am not going through this again. FUCK.

[melstinybrain]

james: regulus, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

regulus: uh- ye- yeah!?

james: great! um- after school?

regulus: yeah, after is- wait. you do mean that in a gay way, right?

james: yes, in a gay way.

regulus: full homo?

james: a full homosexual coffee date.

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[slyterinthings]

Ravenclaw: You seem to be enjoying work.

Slytherin: nope, absolutely hate it there.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: you smile a lot for someone who hate their job...

Slytherin: Well, apparently telling people to fuck right off is considered "unprofessional" so this has to do.

[inverted-typo]

Family Malfoy: The Next Generation

[inverted-typo]

Draco absolutely cannot handle highway speeds

[aushuedraws]

Cannot stop thinking about how disheveled they were during the horcrux hunt…

[apple-bottom-jeansx]

I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”

[lass-in-green]

Draco: What a shame! There's only one bed here, we'll have to sleep together.

Hermione: But there are two-

Draco: *sets fire to one of the beds*

Draco: what a shame! There's only one bed here.

[marvelousmoony]

fanfiction is so beautiful because what do you mean i can read the same characters falling in love 92737389 times in different scenarios and not get tired of it.

[huisdom]

Dramione in the style of Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet.