Referring to the little wee wet cat as Damp Don Beard from now on.

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Referring to the little wee wet cat as Damp Don Beard from now on.
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Glokta analysis/favourite moments/appreciation post from The Blade Itself. (Only read half)
The 'Why do I do this? Why?' thing going on. I love the subverted ugly torturer trope (who doesn't actually enjoy the torture and is just doing his job)(I guess he wouldn't be good at any other job, given the state of his leg).
The relationship he has with Severard and Frost: he protects/provides for them and they in turn do the same for him. "Oh... This is an excellent chair"' followed by ";) we hope you like it, boss," followed by "You spoil me." made me kick my legs and giggle. Also, the fondness in thinking about them both, like they're his sons. 'My boys, what would I be without you?'
"Do you want me to question [Ardee about talking to Logen]?" said Severard. "No!" Glokta snapped, and proceeded to say that if anybody touches the woman, dies instantly.
He absolutely hates that fop Captain Luthar. Which is understandable because Luthar likes to stand in front of his mirror and talk to his reflection about his perfect jaw. Didn't he literally spend half an hour going 'Why, hello, gorgeous,' the very morning of his contest?
Screaming, snivelling, bitter, biting dog dressed up in an Inquisitor's coat. Inner thoughts provide a fantastic, sarcastic, witty commentary to every single thing that happens. Some of my favourites include (abridged because I don't have the direct quotes on me):
---- I'm going to die if I fail Arch Lector Sult. Oh, good! No more stairs.
--- Arguing with his leg like with his reflection in a puddle.
The fact that the terrifying, revolting Sand dan Glokta is (and has been) a Mommy's boy. My mother used to sing this to me about porridge. My mother keeps dogs, she loves them. If my career doesn't work out, I'll just go home to my mother.
Not rude to people unless in Severe Agony or dealing with Utter Morons. Chokes his own feelings and voice down and replies appropriately or not at all.
All That Pain. And nobody helps nor cares to.
re:reading the blade itself, did anyone else think glokta was a goblin for like 100 pages
lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races
Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman
Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max
Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets
Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive
Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them to and just assumes they have a plan
Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like
Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)
-Grass - Leaves
-Stones - a hair tie
-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes
The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat
I love this so much. It's spot on with Legolas 🤣
I am going to make a Glokta character analysis post soon but here is a particular detail I noticed:
His POV is the fullest of internal monologue (which makes sense, given he's now an outcast and has no-one to talk to), and most of that internal monologue has to be filtered down so that the answer is somewhat socially acceptable/doesn't obliterate the listener on the spot with the sass/doesn't get him arrested slash killed when talking to his superiors. Glokta is one of the funniest characters because of that, but he also has so much to vent except apart from the void in his soul nobody cares enough to listen, not even Glokta.
...I mean when Ardee asked him how he's feeling and if he's alright in the earlier chapters of Blade Itself he nearly unravelled on the spot and so did I. Loving how Abercrombie wrote him so far.
New favourite drama queen character… Has anyone read The Blade Itself? (No spoilers please) (I am still halfway through the first book)
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It is done. 26 hours of work. You can get this as a small print here on Etsy :) And even a mug!
Commissions are open! You can order one on my Artistree (you do not need an account to order). Feel free to send me a DM here on Tumblr for any questions, but read through my Terms and Conditions first in case it answers them.
Here’s a close up below.👇
I haven't made anything for a while now.
...What about Snape with cats? Happy Snape with cats?
…So I went fully Caravaggio on this one… I’m keeping the cats silly though.
I have spent fifteen hours on this… There are now six cat sillies to render.
Severus looks very happy. I am now going to render his cloak too.
I'm almost done! Just a few more details. I have spent over 22 hours on this!
The cats have swamped him but Severus doesn't mind. Will share soon!
I'm also setting up comms on Artistree, mainly for painterly/realistic style, but if you want anything else, I am happy to discuss (for instance stylised things with lineart? Would be a lot cheaper than the realistic ones since they would take less time. We shall see!).
I haven't made anything for a while now.
...What about Snape with cats? Happy Snape with cats?
…So I went fully Caravaggio on this one… I’m keeping the cats silly though.
I have spent fifteen hours on this… There are now six cat sillies to render.
Severus looks very happy. I am now going to render his cloak too.
I haven't made anything for a while now.
...What about Snape with cats? Happy Snape with cats?
…So I went fully Caravaggio on this one… I’m keeping the cats silly though.
I haven't made anything for a while now.
...What about Snape with cats? Happy Snape with cats?
…So I went fully Caravaggio on this one… I’m keeping the cats silly though.
I haven't made anything for a while now.
...What about Snape with cats? Happy Snape with cats?
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And they're all yours now...
I have a million of English to French.
How do I French an English. One million of them.
McGonagall: That's... your fourth coffee today. Are you sure that's wise?
Snape: (produces a can of red bull and pours half of it into goblet) It's not coffee.
McGonagall:
Snape: (emptying a bottle of Ogden's into his goblet) It's home-made sedative.
McGonagall: (watching him chug it) You're going to die.
(Staff on break)
Snape: (flatly) Don't worry too much. I'm sure that somewhere, there's a really handsome, really old wizard who will fall for your charm so hard, Minerva, you'll love him right back and feel just like you're seventeen again.
McGonagall:
Flitwick:
Snape: It's a joke.
McGonagall: Just like your life, Severus.
(Halloween) McGonagall:(not dressed for Halloween) While we're all sober... Creative costume, Filius. Flitwick: (as a pumpkin) Thanks! It was a last-minute resort! Pomona's is more creative than mine! You look positively terrifying, Pomona. Sprout: (as a doxy) Thank you! What are you dressed as, Severus? Snape: (already wasted) Oh, myself. My horrible life choices, coupled with my pitiable childhood and the trauma I have suffered through, have sculpted me into creature even dementors fear to behold, and surpasses the terrors of any mystical or legendary beings woven into existence to limit our excursions into freely exploring the unknown. McGonagall: Flitwick: Sprout: Snape: *toasts them with whisky* Fear me, creatures of happiness and capable of pity. (stumbles off towards refreshments table)