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You've heard of Panic at the Disco, but now get ready for
Comprehensive List of Modern AU Inquisition Face Claims that I have Head Canon-ed, that No One Asked for:
Rogues || Varric (Dean O’Gorman), Cole (Evan Peters), Sera (Daphne Groeneveld)
Warriors || Blackwall (Sebastien Chabal), Cassandra (Morena Baccarin), Iron Bull (Jason Momoa)
Mages || Vivienne (Grace Jones), Dorian (Ranveer Singh), Solas (Michael Rosenbaum)
Advisors || Josephine (Pooja Mor), Cullen (Armie Hammer), Leliana (Bryce Dallas Howard)
Tragically Unromanceable NPCs || Krem (Aydian Dowling), Lace Harding (Madeline Ford), Ser Barris (Jesse Williams)
Who are your face claims??? TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.
“Skyhold is very loud this morning, Commander Cullen, Knight Captain Rylen, Ser Barris and Ser Michel are sparring in the courtyard, shirtless….” 😳
Wait, what could possibly make Barris better than Cullen? At least Cullen had the spine to leave the Templar Order.
Hey, I’m definitely not saying he’s this super great amazing person, but he’s definitely better than Cullen. He’s on my list of templars that don’t 100% suck.
Unlike Cullen who dreamed and freely signed up to join the templars, Barris had no choice in the matter; he was given to them by his parents. So I blame him no more for joining than I blame Alistair. Which is none.
His father did so because “Delrin has the stomach for fighting, but no love for it. The boy is even-tempered, thinks swiftly, and shows no interest in the affairs of a bann. Train him as a knight, and he will grow into a man who does the Order credit.” Barris himself did not even want to go.
“At least Cullen had the spine to leave the Templar Order,” lmao yeah all in name, but the guy still whole-hardheartedly supports them and even wears the insignia on his armour. Whereas Barris doesn’t even argue with the Inquisitor for disbanding the templars. Instead he agrees. Unlike Cullen, who wasn’t even there.
He was bullied in training for being so sombre.
His first big task was him being sent to apprehend a group of blood mages. However it turned out much more complicated; “a chaotic brawl between a cult of blood mages, an unbound pride demon, a passing Dalish clan, a pair of Seekers, and Tal-Vashoth mercenaries enslaved by blood magic.” But he solved the problem without having to kill anyone, where you know for a fact most templars (including Cullen) would just go in and cut down whoever was in their path. In the report he sent back: “The demon has been slain, the mages are subdued, the Qunari freed, the Seekers mollified, and the Dalish returned to the woods.”
He was the only templar willing to speak out against the Lord Seeker in the middle of Val Royeaux.
Where I’d say at least 80% of the templars we’ve seen in Dragon Age would immediately cut down a mage for being called an abomination, and it would be called for the good of Thedas, Barris saves a kid in that exact situation in a war table mission.
So, all in all, Delrin Barris isn’t that bad. And keep in mind coming from me, that’s like the highest praise you’ll probably ever hear me give to a templar.
(Information taken from World of Thedas Vol 2 and DAI in-game.)
Warden: Alistair I’m cold
Alistair: here take my coat and my blanket and another blanket, do you need a few scarves perhaps? and here’s a nice cup of tea and a warm hug why didn’t you say anything earlier
Hawke: Fenris I’m cold
Fenris: well damn Hawke I can’t control the weather
*throws coat at their face*
*begrugingly hugs them*
Inquisitor: Cullen I’m cold
Inquisitor: why don’t you warm me up 😏
Cullen: 😳 *internally screaming*
Girls don’t want boys, girls want Dragon Age Origins remastered with Inquisition graphics.
So spocky scurry!!
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in this house we stan vivienne de fer and here’s why
that entrance? iconic. freezes a guy solid then sets him on fire with that savage burn
f a s h i o n
she’s so!!!compassionate!!! “wughgh she’s a bitch” no!!! she’s!!! not!!! if you pulled your head out of your ass you’d realise that she’s an incredibly kind and caring person!!! she’s only a dick to an inquisitor who’s a dick to her!!! if you’re nice to her she’s nice to you wow!! amazing how that works!!
the HAT
ma’am
swings a giant magic sword around like holy fuck im gay
smart!!! she’s so smart!!! fuckin mage inquisitor says they’ve never seen alchemy that complex and vivienne just Did That!!!!!!!!!! legend!!!!!!
that voice fuck
savvy as FUCK she gives the inquisitor the best fucking advice always listen to her
“ghhbhbhb she hates the mages!!” no she doesn’t she cares deeply about the plight of mages but she’s been indoctrinated into hating herself for what she is and believes that the only way for mages to be accepted is to stay in their lane and behave themselves because otherwise they get FUCKING MURDERED
just. an amazing strong smart kind powerful black woman. id die for her
if you hate her you’re wrong tbh
Daily Reminder
Vivienne de Fer is a complex character and a caring person who’s achieved a lot in her life despite facing great opposition. Her dynamics with other party members are varied and interesting, and given respect and adequate reason, she values and respects the Inquisitor as a close friend. She’s a valuable member of the Inquisition and one of my favorite parts of the game.
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Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
ive never hit reblog so fast
Ravenclaw: Do you want any chips?
Hufflepuff, at full volume down the aisle: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
FYI this blog is EXTREMELY pro-Immortal Keanu Reeves theory, so nonbelievers just get out. I have no time for your Ignorance
If any of ya’ll are Harry Potter fans, specifically of the mischievous Weasley twins you should check out this fic on wattpad, or go to the @hufflepuffhotties tumblr and check it out!
it’s called Double Trouble.
https://www.wattpad.com/539174829-double-trouble-return-home
honesty hour 👀 anon or not I have to answer
Riza: [Sees someone doing something stupid]
Riza: What an idiot.
Riza: [Looks closer and realizes it’s Roy]
Riza: Oh...that’s my idiot