The Fifty One Shades Of My Life.

My name is Hunter, 23, Seattle, WA, Western Washington University, Starbucks Barista. ☕️ Things that make the monsters go away.

[coopcorg-blog]

[illinicoise]

No, you hang up first.

[young-replica]

[gebranntgebrannt]

[31st]

HELP

[luhvers]

[smoothcollegedudemsu]

Hi what Stephen King movie is this?

[kaijuno]

I FILMED THE GOOGLE EARTH CAR AND THEN I FOUND MYSELF ON GOOGLE EARTH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE

[astrobro]

Me: I-

Instagram discover tab: oh you’re a gay little bitch? You like men? You jack off to pictures of guys? Here’s 45 muscular gay guys who will make you feel bad about yourself and your body. Die mad about it. We own you.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spideyrulez98]

WE’VE COME FULL CIRCLE!!!

[hand]

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

me checking your vibes before tomorrow

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

TIME TO CHECK YOUR VIBES TODAY ON THIS FINE FRIDAY

[80slesbiab]

same

[lady-neurotica-deactivated20210]

I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”

[julieterbang]

mamacat_official

[crtter]

Baby needs snack!

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

[theclownhas4eyes]

Blocking/Hating someone just because they have different taste and they like different things than you sounds problematic

[13242567-deactivated20210306]

[childbully]

My roomate coming into my room: What are you watching

Me watching the Ratatouille making soup scene for the 24th time: …….

My roommate: Is it that Ratatouille making soup scene

Me: 

[netpets]

[dam0nalbarn]

[fakenigel]

This shit happens in my neighborhood everyday and I’m tired of it

[doggosource]

you know who it is

[ifitaintbaroque]