[currrsy]

smile face ☺️✨

[shane-bug]

Idiots in love

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[eemolu]

the idea that hollander "tamed" rozanov is really funny to shane because like. ilya finds it hot and is always going along with it, yes of course my husband is so sexy why do you think i moved to this boring fucking city. for dick. meanwhile shane knows the truth which is that ilya tamed himself. he herded shane like a sheepdog until he was exactly in the right position for ilya to flop down at his feet and say i love you, i am a one man guy, sleep with other people if you want but you are it for me, so shane is always there like ??? ilya. what are you talking about. i was literally prepared to be a secret slot on your roster for the rest of time without even admitting that i was gay until you decided to have me over make me lunch and say my name while you come like a love confession and ilya goes lyubmiyy. shut up. i was untamable you tamed the untamable and so shane has to be like yes, baby, i worked so hard, i used all my tricks but he's rolling his eyes because ilya wants to be a wolf shane coaxed inside to sleep on the hearth but instead he's a cat who snuck through the window and fell in love with his prey. self domesticated. and this is just one of the many perfect games they play

[lavenderprose]

There's never been a fandom ghost like Cliff Marleau. He's a vampire. He's an ally. He's a latent bisexual. He a little confused but he got the spirit. He's imprinted on Ilya like a duckling. He has three sisters, all of them lesbians. He is 42. He is 28. He's French Canadian. He's from Florida. He is being psychosexually tormented by his best friend's thot husband. He is Hollanov's platonic third. He has a beautiful, terrifying wife. He's made out with Ilya but they were in Paris it's chill. Of course he's slept with men he's a fucking hockey player. He is Ilya's ex-husband.

[aslongasitsblack]

Ilya voice while planning summer vacation and shane asks where he wants to go As long as you wear those little shorts…I will be happy

shane voice Obviously I’m going to wear the little shorts. can you please contribute to the discussion

[aslongasitsblack]

(@loontattoo)

[mrakobesss]

[swagsmeister]

i hope they remembered sunscreen

[hnshsjsbsohevsh]

hihiihihi mootie!! i love your art SOOOOOOOO MUCH you should draw more hockey zukka …🥺🥺🥺🥺

hiii moot tysm 🥹🫰🫰 these took longer than i expected but the zukka grind never stops

[shinywhatsoever]

credit: 보리꼬리 broccoli1221 (x)

[mrsbartlesby]

The Centaurs, whenever someone from the press asks one of them to describe Ilya Rozanov.

[imsodishy]

does his fine plumage impress you?

[bigskycastle]

kingfisher

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

x

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[argillaforma]

i'm a shane is always wearing tiny little shorts believer and it causes ilya to fight for his life every summer and they have to have a very serious talk about how shane can't wear his tiny little shorts when they're visiting his parents because ilya is afraid he's gonna pop a boner in his in-laws house (again)