[theworstjester]

Pro for me but not for thee ❤️

✨️ stats ✨️

Age 29

Height: 5'4"

HW: 210 (2023)

LW: 108 (fucking high school/college idk)

SW: 192 (9/4/25)

CW: 121.2

GW1: 160 (I get to Not Kill Myself!!!)

GW2: 145 (I get to Not Kill Myself!!!)

GW3: 130 (I get new jeans!!!)

GW4: 115 (I get a belly button piercing!!!)

UGW: 99 (I get laser resurfacing for my sun spots!!!)

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[theworstjester]

[theworstjester]

I have slingshotted myself from living Destitute and Hungry to living Deliciously and in Luxury at Mach 5 and I need to turn right back around this instant!! I tried to fill the void in my heart with discount valentine's day treats and juicy couture bedroom accents and oh my god it didnt work??? The void is sTiLl tHeRe??? Am I 2??? Get it together!!!

[boycritter]

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

[capybaralovers]

[theworstjester]

I have only lost 6 pounds this month 🙃

[satans-oatmilk-latte]

seeing mèän̈ṣpø on my feed: ew that's so cringe

me to myself every morning: stop eating fat fuck

[theworstjester]

I really was so sure I'd be happy with my weight once I was at a healthy bmi. Then I told myself and everyone around me I'd stop when I was firmly in the middle of the healthy range. Then I changed it to slightly below center, just in case I gain back more than I expect when I stop. Now I kind of want to see how far I can take it. I like seeing the numbers on the scale go down. I like saving so much money on food. I like how clean my retainers stay when I dont eat. I want to find out what else there is to like.

[when-you-fail]

[witchrealms]

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[spiralfucker]

2025 was actually my year. I also was slashed apart a thousand times by a million devils

[kosmogrl]

[velvetskinandbones]

me when the scale won't move: I'm so fucking disgusting I'm gonna kill myself I hate my life so much

me when it does: ok

[sea-salted-wolverine]

For those who need to hear it. To be ten pounds overweight is barely noticeable. To be ten pounds underweight is cause for concern if not outright alarm.

The primary health impact of being fifty pounds overweight is medical neglect. The primary health impact of being fifty pounds underweight is organ failure.

Skinny =/= healthy. You can not underfeed yourself into balanced nutrition. You can not subtract your way towards a healthy diet. You can not exercise all the spare calories off because bomb calorimetery is a joke of a scientific model that would have been laughed out of any other field.

[saffir669]

[theworstjester]

I saw some dude physician say "that's not factual, that's just a Tumblr theory" in response to someone saying women store more lower belly fat than men in order to protect their reproductive organs and serve as an energy reserve during pregnancy... like I'm sorry Mister Doctor Sir, I was under the impression that thats just a simple fact with the vast majority of mammals?? Why are human women exempt from that?? I hate the way men's desire to perceive women's "imperfections" as laziness invades every aspect of our lives. I have a bit of a fupa bc i need to protect a hypothetical fetus. It will take more time and effort to slim it down than other parts of me bc my body prioritizes that fat over all other fat. That's it. It's that simple. Medical misogyny pisses me off so much.