I was born with a reading list I will never finish

Hannah ~ 25 ~ Colorado

[kaity--did]

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

[ohbeesneeze]

[breelandwalker]

Weaponized Pettiness is an appropriate response to Weaponized Incompetence.

[adurot]

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

[powderedwhiteviolets]

@alpha-team-deploy

[painted-bees]

The concept of relative color can be infuriating.

[sandmandaddy69]

[hail5tan]

Shorts that say this on the ass

[creaturey]

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

[dovewithscales]

Mood

[sword-and-nightingale]

One of us one of us

[brunhiddensmusings]

a shirt that is both very specific but could also at the same time apply to about 700K people

[fandomsandfeminism]

Great news! I found the whole text.

This is not only me, but like half my friend group.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

The T-shirt design has been stolen by a lot of websites but the original writer and artist is here on tumblr and the real shirt can be purchased here:

Extremely Specific Targeted Shirt Essential T-Shirt by Mel Tillery (Cyaneus)

It's so accurate! • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

Also, that Facebook page is a troll page and Danny is a joke character.

[draconym]

That’s me! Thank you for adding my shop! I made this shirt because it is About Me and also most of my friends.

[letitrainathousandflames]

Y'know, some people do have a strong crying response to stress, and they might cry (even against their own will) when faced with an upsetting situation and that doesnt mean they are "gaslighting" or "manipulating" you.

There are people who use crying as a manipulation tactic? Absolutely. But that doesn't mean that every person that cries during a heated argument is trying to get under your skin. They have their own emotions and issues, and frankly, not everything other people do is a personal attack on you.

[tokeepstuff]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

Jfc I am not surprised OP got shitty responses, but like, if your reaction to this post is to immediately look for ways in which you can misinterpret and misapply it in order to be self-righteous on the internet, then I have some terrible news for you about who is actually engaging in incredibly manipulative and dishonest behaviour here. Hint: it’s not OP and it’s not people who cry easily.

[nevver]

[lennis-deactivated20260720]

nevver‌:

Into the Woods, Raphael Olivier

[dredsina]

we have a client whose last name is close to “Styx” and i was joking with my manager abt the name being appropriate because of the hellish nature of the project and he was like “oh i didn’t think anyone else would make that connection! it looks like im not the only one that knows the bible”

well it looks like I’M the only one that knows the bible bc the river styx isn’t fucking in it

[dredsina]

my favorite story in the bible is the one about orpheus and eurydice

[thenatsdorf]

Helping shovel snow.

[ilovecats4ever]

he really just scooped that man

[r0zeclawz]

fuck outta here

[huffylemon]

[asthebelltolls]

One time, I had a dream that I was making peanut butter chocolate chip cookies, and most of them were the regular measurements in cups and stuff. But at the end of the recipe, instead of saying “2.5 cups of chocolate chips” it said “627 chocolate chips.”

So when I woke up, I made some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. And instead of measuring out chocolate chips, I counted them (and suffered a lot of odd looks from my family for it).

Well, it turns out that 627 chocolate chips is the amount that the recipe called for (2.5 cups). Not only that, but 627 was the exact amount of chocolate chips that we had left in the house.

[a-lil-strawberry]

Forbidden knowledge was granted you that night

[blurays]

Nick and Amy will be gone. But then, we never really existed. Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be.

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

[catnippackets]

for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and more fun

[gorgeousnessss]

[lemonschweetzdeleting-deactivat]

This made me so happy. Never give up and follow your dreams.

[gianluc30]

[bbcwhereareyou]

Direct action

[aniseandspearmint]

Elf on a Shelf is an invasive species, Grogu did nothing wrong

[razorshapes]

Masato 55 - Sea of Clouds Under Mt. Tate and Mt. Tsurugi (2011)

[kpfun]

I wouldn’t kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him and I saw myself. ↳ HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON (2010) dir. Dean DeBlois, Chris Sanders

[nicostiel]

december is here and this cutie loves it