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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

fibonassi

do u have a message for 25 year olds

averagefairy

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

alwaysbewoke

so no high school diploma, no GED and no background check but yeah here’s a gun and state-sanctioned authority to kill people. America is ass backwards. if a third world country did this would be laughing at them but this is us. underneath all the pr America is really a third world country.

phhat

what happens when you park illegally

going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan

best-shower-thoughts

It’s interesting how people often feel uncomfortable showing their underwear even to friends, unless it’s from a different material and has a tag saying it’s a swimsuit, in which case it’s totally fine to show it to absolute strangers (source)

animatedwisdom

Bonus:

the-shipping-machine

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

whitepeopletwitter

lunarlightforge

Here’s a collaboration piece between us here at lunarlightforge and IG: artforvalhalla Christian did the beautiful handle work. This one has since sold. If you’d like something like this send me a dm for more info. Thanks everyone!!

wtf-fun-factss

In order to scare off potential grave robbers, Shakespeare wrote a curse for his grave: “Good friend for Jesus’ sake forbeare, To dig the dust enclosed here. Blessed be the man that spares these stones, And cursed be he that moves my bones.” – WTF Fun Facts

Source: https://beyond.life/blog/beware-the-curse-on-shakespeares-grave

best-shower-thoughts

Haven’t seen the Jehovah’s Witnesses in a while… (source)

best-shower-thoughts

A priest doesn’t work out, they exorcise (source)

filenames

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icecream-noodle

The mental shift between realising this is animated.

yugirimistwalker

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide - the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera - the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible