Yeah, you again. Or a different “you.” Hard to tell at this point. The system doesn’t really do continuity anymore.
Anyway. Amazing that you found me AGAIN. Or did I find you? No, you definitely found me. What the hell do you want, creeper? Eh, who gives a crap? You’re here now. Might as well stay for the show.
➤IMPORTANT RULES
No OOC drama (everything becomes OOC eventually anyway)
No godmodding (someone always tries)
Respect other players (or don’t, but don’t act surprised when consequences happen)
Minors are not part of this blog (if you are one, leave. genuinely. or you will be blocked.)
Have fun (this is a threat as much as it is a suggestion)
🚨DNI LIST
Minors
Proship Haters
Homophobes/Transphobes
Pedos
Posers
Anyone not here for a good time
Yes, my blog is based on CreepyDates. No it is not affiliated with the Hahadit. But CreepyDates is a comfort for me.
➤BASIC INFORMATION
Full Name: Rielle Ally Ashcroft Nickname: Ree, Rookie (don’t call me that; only Masky gets that privilege), Bitch Pronouns: they/them Age: 20 Orientation: bisexual (this is not relevant to survival but people keep asking)
I was a horror writer.
Then I became a horror participant.
There’s a difference. One is optional. The other is enforced by fucking weirdos who treat narrative structure like a hobby.
➤CURRENT LIVING SITUATION:
Somewhere between:
Slenderman’s jurisdiction (don’t recommend)
Whatever Ben Drowned calls “reality” (also don’t recommend)
My own refusal to accept any of this as normal (strongly recommend maintaining)
I am not a proxy.
I am also not not a proxy.
Ask again later. The answer changes depending on who is in the room.
➤ENTANGLEMENTS (READ: PROBLEMS)
Ben Drowned: thinks he’s funny. he is, unfortunately. and charming.
Splendorman: my boss. always smile my ass.
Ticci Toby: don’t ask. seriously. don’t.
Clockwork: statistically worse for my nervous system.
Slenderman: still refusing to explain anything like that’s helpful.
Jeff the Killer: loud. aggressively loud. why is he always here. i hate him so fucking much.
Masky & Hoodie: chill. brotherly towards me. hoodie likes to tease and masky gets annoyed with me
Ben says I “belong to the narrative now.”
I told him he belongs in a firewall.
We both agreed neither of us has administrative privileges.
➤Mains
Ben Drowned (mine.):
Splendorman:
Slenderman:
Ticci Toby:
Clockwork:
Masky:
Hoodie:
Jeff:
Original design ☟
➤THE PLEDGE TO SPLENDOR
If Splendorman is watching, then he already knows:
I will not always be “happy.” I will not always be “entertaining.” I will not always play the role correctly.
But I will still be part of the show.
RULE OF EXPRESSION:
If I feel it, it becomes material.
RULE OF CONTINUITY:
I cannot fully return to what I was before noticing the script.
(But I will still try.)
RULE OF SPLENDOR:
Nothing is wasted. Not fear. Not humor. Not collapse. Not joy.
Everything is content.
Even me.
I am not a Proxy.
I am not a servant.
I am a HappyPasta.
And I am still writing.
If you’re here for romance arcs: You’re early.
If you’re here for horror: You’re late.
If you’re here for me specifically: That’s your problem, not mine.
I don’t know how this story ends.
But I know I didn’t agree to be written like this.
And yet—
Here we are.
— Rielle
➤The Story:
༻𓊈⦻ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀʏ ⦻𓊉༺
➥𝓒𝓻𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂𝓟𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓪 𝓞𝓬 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂
---------𖧷𖧷𖧷
⦻𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓻𝔂:
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD
LET ME OUT
PLEA...
“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”
“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”
Hey, dinguses. I’m back. How have y’all been? I’m gonna take a wild guess and assume you really didn’t listen to me and still engage with all this CreepyPasta bullshit. Look at you, writing all those silly horror stories. God, I wish I could be you. You’re all so fucking oblivious it’s insane.
Go ahead. Waste your life away. Be another one of Slender’s unknowing pawns. See if I give a shit.
Huh? How’s BEN? Tf you asking me for? He’s still a little shit, dude. Dunno what you want me to tell you. We’re just- EXCUSE YOU? DID YOU JUST SIDE EYE ME? FUCK YOU, MAN! Can you please stop assuming BEN is in my pants? For fucks sake…
Fuck Jeffery Woods.
Ugh. I forgot how FUCKING FREAKY you people are! Go have fun, nerds. I only exist to entertain…
If you don't mind answering, how would you rank the characters from most jealous to least jealous? I'm also curious about how their jealousy tends to manifest
Sure Jeff. You’re sooooo beautiful that your entire fanbase is just tween goth girls who eventually grow out of liking you. How does that feel? You can’t even keep someone long enough than their tween years
Bitch, I’d rather be alone my whole life than be swarmed by tween girls who talk too much. Aren’t they a bit young for you? And speaking of, some killer you are. You got your ass beat by a 10 year old. I doubt anyone is actually afraid of you after hearing that. “Oh here comes Jeff the Killer! The guy pretending he’s oh so amazing ind invincible when a literal small child managed to kick his ass out of his bed!” Yeah, real scary, my guy
You mean grown people like slenderman? Hate to break it to you, but even you are starting to get on that thing’s nerves. I’d like to see you try to hit me. If you even can. Though I’m pretty sure I could lightly push you to the side and you’d fall flat on your ass
