Kaichou wa Maid-sama is the funniest show, if only because it’s about a flirtatious demi falling for an accidentally charming pansexual. Usui gives off such ace vibes, whenever he is with literally anybody other than Misaki, he just does not care, he does not see them, he has a one-track mind and the track its on is Misaki.
But then there’s Misaki, who is just… she’s perfect. Her favourite days are ones where more girls come in, because she likes girls. She actively enjoys crossdressing because she likes that she can charm girls. She flirts with and takes care of and just genuinely seduces all the girls and she loves it because she loves girls. She isn’t shy about it, either! But, she also likes boys! She takes care of everyone, and while she doesn’t mean to, she charms boys just as well as she charms girls! She’s a casanova-
Usui and Misaki are such a duo. You have Usui, who is willing to kiss random people just because he wants Misaki to stop being incapable of looking him in the eye. He is just really not interested in girls or boys, he just zones tf out whenever people speak to him and honestly same. You have Misaki, who is effortlessly charming with girls and begrudgingly charming with boys and who likes to crossdress and supports other people crossdressing. You have two flirts, neither of whom are actually good at relationships, and it’s just really fucking funny to watch.
It’s a duo I’ve thought of: pan/demi. Just the opposites attract sort of thing, you know, but taken to the extreme. (As a side note, I really wish Usui would crossdress, can you imagine? All he had to do was crossdress and Misaki would have fallen for him immediately, she loves girls, okay, she just loves girls so much-)
This show isn’t for everyone. There is sexual harassment and dark themes and the regular early-2000s view of romance which is very… interesting. Also, it doesn’t feel like a show about teenagers, honestly. It feels like a regency show, sometimes. The school is really only there for the Student Council President aspect, as well as a few storylines about Misaki trying to get along with boys. That isn’t to say they don’t utilize the setting, they really do, it just feels like forty-year-olds in sixteen-year-olds’ bodies, if that makes sense. The characters are all so oddly jaded, it’s fascinating.
And it isn’t very kind to queer people, despite having one of the most openly bisexual characters of all time as the protagonist. Misaki’s attraction to women is played more as a joke, or we’re supposed to think she is only platonically interested in women. I’m pretty sure her attraction is sexual though. I mean, she doesn’t realize she’s into Usui for months. Would she really understand that she’s into girls? I think she thinks it’s just normal to occasionally think about making out with your friends. But aside from that, Aoi is treated quite poorly at times. I don’t know what they were going for, honestly, because it seems like a trans story but also seems like they just wanted him to crossdress for the fun of it, kind of like Princess Jellyfish style.
And, it’s really strangely sexist, at times? Most of the time, actually. It’s fascinating. It’s so sexist, yet so empowering at the same time? Or, at least, they were trying really hard to make it empowering and they occasionally stumbled pretty badly…
Anyway, all this to say, I really like the dumb romance show about a guy falling in love with a girl who scares the shit out of people with her violent tendencies. The romance is honestly legitimately sweet at times, especially further in. They learn what each other likes and they treat each other better. It’s nice. It has such intense scenes and then cartoony scenes, back to back. Usui is like a puppy. Misaki is the best. I like the show a lot but would advise patience with anyone who wishes to watch it.
synopsis: you're being touched during a movie in class with the guy you dislike the most, but it feels so good you hate it. will you be able to handle it?
pairing: takumi usui x fem!reader
genre & warnings; 16+, clit rubbing, pet names ( slut, used once ), dirty talk
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you sighed, walking into 7th period early and taking a seat in your designated chair as the teacher waits for more students to walk in. you were in history, the second to last class of the day, also a class that you and your classmates usually did really well in and your teacher was fond of. students slowly started to walk in, yet it didn't take long for the last few of them to flood in the room as soon as the bell rang, a certain peer in the small group immediately catching your eye.
takumi usui. he sits right next to you, 'cause that's of course where your teacher placed him. he turns to look at you, a grin on his face. a grin you wanted to punch so bad, yet one that made you blush like an idiot every single time. you looked away, fist bundled up yet your face was as red as ever. well, it wasn't a surprise anymoreーthis happened every single time he'd look at you like that.
you didn't know why but, it just made you feel all weird.. specifically with the way he treated you at school and in general. but, especially when you both were alone. usui was always a damn flirt towards you, even making fun of you most of the time which pissed you off. but then, as always, he'd brush it off saying some dumb shit that always made you want to clock him in the mouth. but then make you all the while embarrassed at the same time.
the teacher stood up, addressing to your class how you guy's' behavior and grades were shockingly good enough for her to give you leverage, allowing y'all to watch a movie until the end of the period. the class cheered and whatnot while your teacher spent a few minutes setting the movie up.
in the meantime, usui nudged your shoulder for the third time already, causing you to groan in annoyance. "what?" you responded, clearly not wanting to put up with him. "hey." your face dropped, giving him the 'are you serious' look. instantly turning around and deciding to ignore him, he just sat back and snickered. you rolled your eyes, your teacher finally finishing setting up the movie.
it started to playーit was twilight, a movie that happen to be your favorite and one everyone had seen already including yourself, obviously. yet, no one really cared since there was no work to do. you focused on the smart board where the movie played, cheek resting in your palm. not paying attention on anything or anyone else, the screen completely having your attentionーusui looked over at you.
he admired how you looked, always: the way you acted, how you presented yourself, the way the skirt you wore hiked up every time you sat down, or how your thigh-high socks hugged your thighs so perfectly. the very sight made his pants feel tight. he couldn't keep his eyes off of you even if he tried. he found you absolutely mouthwatering behind all the teasing and bullying he did towards you.
he liked being around you, and he wanted to be around you every single second of every single day, everywhere you went, no matter what. and he knew he'd make it happen. he will make you his. while you were completely distracted and caught off guard, his hand sneaked over to where you sat at, placing his palm on your thigh. it startled you, wide eyes glaring at his devious green ones. he kept his hand there, and it wasn't moving anytime soon. "excuse you, what do youー?!" and, he shushes you. pointing to the board, clearing telling you to pay attention.
you sighed deciding to ignore it, as annoyed as you were, and not make a scene in the dead silent classroom, aside from the movie playing in the background. once you turned your attention back to the movie, his hand gripped your thigh, hiking up higher and higher each time. you gripped the side your desk, clearly pissed off at him that he had the audacity to act like this in class. but, a part of you liked it, a lot. it made you ache even more, making you push your thighs together. face flushed a scarlet hue, even the tips of your ears were red.
that only made him more confident than he already was, taking the opportunity to slip his hand in between your legs despite them being closed shut. nothing was going to stop him from making you his, absolutely nothing. you jumped from his hand, you were slowly losing it, from both anger and need. you needed him so badly and that angered you. why him of all people? why did he have to make you feel so needy? why did he have to make you feel like that?
you looked at him, biting your lip to keep in any sounds that dared to come out while his thumb rubbed against your cunt. he just gave you the most annoying smirk, coming close to your ear and whispering, "i said pay attention." his voice was low and husk, not expecting that tone of his made you throb. and you know for sure that he definitely knew about itーlet alone felt it. of course he did, because he just leaned in again and whispered, "look at you, throbbing like a slut just because of my voice."
you can practically hear that shiteating grin of his. but it didn't even annoy you this time, it made you want him even more. you wanted to feel him more. at this point, you even wanted him inside of you. so badly. his fingers pressed against your panties, rubbing your clit against the thin fabric that was easily ruined from your slick. you were soaked, literally. as embarrassed as you were, you couldn't help it.
it was the way he made you feel that made you need him more and more. his pace only went faster and faster until he pulled away, leaving you breathless. you snapped your head towards him, watching him lick his fingers clean. and then, the bell rang, leaving a lump in your throat.
he grabbed his back and hunched it over his shoulder, giving you that same dumb smirk he always gave you and leaned in one more time, "meet me behind the staircase, you know where it is. i'm not done with you yet." and with that, he left. leaving you absolutely dumbfounded and the last one to leave the class, almost falling to the floor with how shakey your legs were.
"..that damn asshole."
a/n: made this for a friend, i hope you like it !!
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream, and see the light…
All joking aside, which i do often here, he really is just beautiful. He is handsome and kind. He is my comfort man. He is just breathtakingly beautiful.
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