Call me Spider

20s | they/them exculsively I play a fair amount of games on either my Xbox or Switch. Please, call me Spider

[incorrect-titanfall]

Which faction do you serve?

[radioanarchist]

SCOLOPENDRA GIGANTEA

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[paper--machete]

deflated sylveon

[meow-moment]

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

Visit Original Link

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

[bezsemisem]

Happy pride month

[harlequin-wheels]

various kelseys that stare at me at my home and work

[kuradex]

#382 Kyogre

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[theycallmespider]

[spacedawgspace]

hyper sonic doodle

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[toskarinfr]

happy pride

[eolo]

[kuradex]

#381 Latios

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[risimkrysim]

Felix Juvenilis for @minweber. A small friendly fire as a thank you for bringing Helena to life. It was very interesting to learn about the lore of this character and all the others. The best collection of custom Custodes :3

[nagunkgunk]

behold my new guardian it’s a guam rail that will never ever die and will defeat everything

[malwarewolf404]

Does this to the post below