Every Fairytale needs a good old fashioned villian

hello. yes. they do actually call me watson. Im a british teenage girl with a tendency to become obsessed with films and tv programmes. especially Sherlock.

[dangered]

[thexfiles]

i love women. in the feminist way and in the gay way. happy international women’s day

[mrchandlerbings]

[saboskirt]

[farewell]

[theycallmewatson]

Very poor choice of words tumblr.

[20somethingandstilllost]

I’d choose you; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find you and I’d choose you.

Kiersten White (The Chaos of Stars)

[43998]

We both pretend to know what love is when neither knows what to  do  with it.

it’s self-destructive (43998)

[theycallmewatson]

Reporter: What is 2+2?

Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

[thestoryandyou]

[kiwi]

me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things

also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me

[childmagazine]

[radissonclaire]

[gr0sera1-deactivated20200330]

dude

[icumupwithcoolurl-deactivated20]

[iamprincessash]

I don’t even care how this happened

[beevomitbooboo-blog]

PETA Is A Joke

I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

[washingtonstateconservatarian-d]

After Shrek was sheared:

[stok3ddd]

HES SMILING

[adeathgriponthislife]

I legitimately teared up at this

[timppmit]

Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud

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