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Retto | 97 | Canada | He/Him || Eater Of Vegetables || @canadianbaekhyun @most-beautiful-man-in-gusu

[cardinalvalentino]

romanticize caramelize unionize

[shelgon]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEWTWO! 

[shikkokunohaoh]

i didn’t miss it this time fucking finally

[liquidstar]

fullmetal alchemist was nuts because “theres a crazy murderer who was executed for his crimes and then had his soul implanted in a suit of armor as part of a twisted government experiment” is a D-plot at best

[liquidstar]

correction: this was actually three characters i just forgot about the other two because they had a more minor role and they were two mass murderers in a trench coat pretending to be one mass murderer

[fullmetalfisting]

Fullmetal alchemist is so funny to me bc this fucking kid who dresses like the worst emo 2008 hot topic cringecore is literally the smartest person in the entire country. He MET GOD yet exudes annoying atheist “my katana can cut through the Bible” energy. Mustang (his fucking boss) is very plainly is covering for the fact that he committed an unforgivable crime and yet he hates mustang so much it’s on fucking sight. The only time he talks to his crush is when he gets his ass kicked so bad he has to trudge home with his tail between his legs all “winry my arm no workee you can’t ask me why”

[mirrorbird]

Edward Elric is the teenage boy of all time

[nadhie]

he's streaming; tip?

[nadhie]

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

One of my colleagues and good friends was bitten by one of his favorite snakes yesterday (mistaken feeding bite) and he's handling it really well and normally. He texted me this meme in the middle of the night and I thought you all would appreciate it

[commiemoth]

fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

[ruhlare]

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

[ruhlare]

[stimman4000]

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[adranova]

Me: Oooo, rocks on my dash? Yes please

Me a second later:

[jackross-v]

[thesearethedaysofmylife]

[huffylemon]

Reblog to sniff

[simonalkenmayer]

Watch this to learn how to put down toxic masculinity and internalized misogyny. As with “the kids these days are terrible” beginning circa prehistory (thanks Plato) this points to “men aren’t masculine anymore” and tracks it backward.

I keep saying nothing ever changes to those who know history.

[sickened-things]

you know i don’t think we often talk about how difficult it actually is to suddenly realize that a belief you thought was good and moral and correct was actually really fucking toxic. how you have to look at something and go ‘oh shit, oh i fucked up. oh this is going to take probably years at minimum to deprogram from my brain because of all the little ways this shit pervaded the rest of my beliefs’

so. to all the people picking up all the pieces of a recently shattered world-view and trying to figure out what is safe to keep and what has to be thrown away and started over

to all the people having to relearn how to even listen to other people

to all the people putting in the work to do better while struggling with the guilt that comes from finding out you were the asshole

i’m proud of y’all.

it’s hard to admit being wrong and even harder to change in the aftermath. just keep doing the best you can and just know that the effort is appreciated. everyone can change. everyone can do better. keep fighting.

[skunkmisa]

Mushroom hair pin

[christianstepmoms]

Has anybody seen my pet Weather Balloon she didn't come home last night and her food bowl is still full.

[unshadowbannedbaeddel]

People will think that people who are willing to be an active participant in sex, especially if they have a dick or are dominant, directive or, guiding, are ontologically evil and devoid of innocence.

[beingharsh]

As long as it's all talk, bottoming is positioned as a virtuous sexuality, though things of course get messier when it gets real. But commonly this is a way for people with no cruising culture and no cruising skills to assert a conditionally virtuous sexuality in public. As for *where* this sexuality is positioned as virtuous, things get interesting.

To get a start on that problem, I’ll suggest that top/bottom mirrors the animal/human distinction, that it's a gradient of dehumanization. The top isn’t afforded innocence or subjectivity. The top is the brute. In this dynamic, one would expect to look for tops down the ladder from you on already-existing gradients of dehumanization, whether that means class, blackness, sleaze, or pariah status.

...

Ultimately, I think queers who complain about a top shortage are usually people who’ve written themselves into social roles that exclude the kind of sex they want and who refuse their agency in doing so. Or they’re trying to wheel and deal about it, to have their desires met without making changes in their own lives or accepting the compromise of social position that would come from immersion in a world where people actually fuck.

Top or Bottom: How do we desire?, Billy-Ray Belcourt, George Dust, and Kay Gabriel

[bowelfly]

HAPPY SHREW YEAR