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to my fellow mha roleshift au and villain mic fans;

I SWEAR TO GOD, THE AU AINT DEAD, my mha hyperfixation was just on a long winded break-

And yall are gonna be fed real well in a week or something because I am redoing my Roleshift designs!! PLUS MORE LOREEEE YEAAA 🗣🔥🔥🔥

EraserMic Incorrect Quotes

Yamada: So you like cats? Aizawa: Yeah. Yamada: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

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Aizawa: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Yamada! Yamada: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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Yamada, throwing their head into Aizawa's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Aizawa, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Yamada: Aizawa is playing hard to get. Yamada: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Aizawa: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Yamada: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Aizawa: Stop.

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #present mic #erasermic #eraserhead #aizawa shouta #hizashi yamada #incorrect quotes

russianblush

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

Other people using the one one horse trope:

Omg close proximity, thudding heart beats, nervous sweating, hyper aware of their warmth and touch, mc's quietly spiraling, flirtatious banter.

Me writing two characters same trope:

“If you don’t want to fall, hold onto my belt, Regent Yamada.” Aizawa felt the other man pause and let the words process moment before adding, “Just remember, if you get handsy with one of my daggers to catch a glimpse of my blood, I assure you I will be swift to return the favor as my blood is my own to spill and no one else’s.”

[Proceeds to ignore the shit out of Yamada and think about trajectories and murder.]

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🥰 He only threatens because he doesn't want Hizashi to think he's either gone soft, or plotting to use this against him somehow (because he's only pretending to be corrupt but Aizawa can't let Hizashi figure that out or his cover will be blown) and also because if Hizashi thinks he just saved his life out of any sort of affection he WILL ride his horse off a cliff to deny the allegations. Please don't test him he currently runs on spite and sharp objects.

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #present mic #erasermic #eraserhead #aizawa shouta #hizashi yamada #inks writes

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tlc

#👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #present mic #hizashi yamada #bnha memes #i love himb

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theyellmanfan

WIP Excerpt

“It’s not like you to be silent, Regent Yamada,” Aizawa commented. “Though I quite like the change of pace.” [...] “When I deem something no longer worth my time, Commander, I don’t put forth the effort to dismiss it,” he said at last. “The trash tends to take itself out.” “So like a Regent to forget the invisible people that work to keep the trash at bay in a palace that thinks it disappears on its own,” Aizawa replied. “Trash doesn’t remove itself, Regent Yamada. It must be systematically dealt with.”

They're about to find out that they're not actually enemies but rather allies, and it's going to be DELICIOUS.

Title: Sir, This is a Coup (Not Published Yet)

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[Nemuri and Emi creating a ruckus on a noble hunting trip, so Aizawa steps in to make them quiet down, Yamada steps in to make sure he's not trying to intimidate them, pissing Aizawa off.]

“If you want to take on the sole responsibility of preventing them from chasing away any and every animal in a three kilometer radius, Regent Yamada, by all means be my guest,” he said, the ice in his tone palpable even to the nobles several paces away.

“Is the Commander so incompetent in catching his prey that he must put the blame on the women of the court for enjoying their time in the out doors a little too fervently?” Yamada’s voice, though holding a polite tone, cut like a razor through the ranks of nobles around them. All of whom, Aizawa realized, were suddenly very interested in looking anywhere but at their group, but whose ears seemed to have grown three sizes to listen more closely.

“I am Commander of men, not a miracle worker of nature, Regent Yamada,” Aizawa said. “And while your adoration of me seems intent to put me on such a high pedestal, I would suggest you refrain from such praise in the presence of others as groveling is not a look that is becoming of powerful men. And we all know your reputation is… well," at this Aizawa allowed a false smile. "Something you treasure.”

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #present mic #erasermic #eraserhead #aizawa shouta #hizashi yamada #fanfic #bnha fanfiction #bnha fandom #BNHA historical AU #Inks writes

WIP Excerpt

They're about to find out that they're not actually enemies but rather allies, and it's going to be DELICIOUS.

Title: Sir, This is a Coup (Not Published Yet)

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #present mic #erasermic #eraserhead #aizawa shouta #hizashi yamada #fanfic #bnha fanfiction #bnha fandom #BNHA historical AU #Inks writes

Trying to play with incorrect quotes generator to get my brain in writing mode, and it just did this:

Emi: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Nemuri: Six? I only got three! Yamada: You guys got sleep? Aizawa, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??

😂😂😂 That is so in character

#bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #present mic #eraserhead #aizawa shouta #hizashi yamada #emi fukukado #nemuri kayama #midnight #mrs joke

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whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

#*looks at screen name*#uhhh it might actually be a tie between him and Aizawa. I actually don't collect merch much

inks-books

Poly relationship with an ace character who isn't interested in joining the sex, but absolutely ships the hell out of their partners and watches them do things, not because they get off on it, but because they want to be able to write more accurate smut fics and draw NSFW art of their favorite blorbos and have the other two pose and re-enact ideas and workshop moves. The others are absolutely here for it and exchange cuddles and quality time (outside of the observation chair - different from the cuck chair btw) with the ace character and they have the healthiest relationship and absolutely have a blast with it.

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Posted this and instantly had a thought:

One character in the polycule is aro and doesn't cohabitate, but enjoys the quality time with friends and sexual partners. Appreciates that the ace character doesn't need romance from them and will absolutely annihilate them on game night without hesitation. They are rivals with friendship benefits. They are also in charge of the scheduling and finances regarding sexual activities because they are objectively most competent (the ace character once tried to order a tentacle dildo - that was entirely too large to be useable btw - as a conversation starter rather than considering scaling back so they could actually put it to use for, uh, game play, amongst other questionable items and was immediately put on supervision when shopping.)

One of them is a genderless furry because it feels more comfortable being a critter than a person crammed into society's expectations (relatable). The ace character lets it nap in their lap as they use it as a desk for their laptop or drawing tablet. The ace character is cold natured and LOVES the body heat it provides. They (the ace) are also affectionately referred to as a lizard because they can and will be found sitting on a rock in the sun while drawing and writing things that should not be viewed in public.

One character looks like they are cold and aloof and dominant to anyone that doesn't know them, but the entire polycule knows they are so awkward they don't know how to converse in sentences longer than a few words until they feel safe and they get established as the public guard dog (they are fiercely loyal and over protective), but in private, they are absolutely made into a cuddle bug kitten and pampered. The ace character LOVES that they can pose for the cool-character reference photos and rewards them with sweet treats for enduring it without complaint.

There's one (either a new person, or one of the previously mentioned ones) that argues with the ace character about the absolute FILTHIEST ideas imaginable that leave everyone else either HIGHLY flustered or extremely excited to try it, and some of it is argued because of what SOUNDS or LOOKS enticing vs what actually works and feels good and everyone gets in on the debate and sometimes there's a charged atmosphere when the arguing turns into chaotic flirting and the ace character gets mad because NO you can't just throw out banger lines when the laptop is across the room, I can't type that fast on my phone you horny slut (affectionately exasperated) gimme a sec!

And honestly I think the biggest issue they have isn't scheduling, it's probably a tie between dietary requirements and getting their chaotic gremlin of an ace partner to have a regular sleep schedule because hearing soft snores from the corner of the room as you bang your partner for the research, kind of disrupts the flow because omg how can they fall asleep in that position that HAS to be uncomfortable.

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The Ace character is simultaneously the best and absolute worst wingman in the entire universe. They learn how to flirt with people through observing their polycule and then flirt with other people outside the polycule blatantly as both research for character types and trying to hook them up with one of their partners.

When the polycule finds out there's an internal conflict because one side is all for it, the other side is like "Uh isn't that like morally ambiguous and a little misleading?" And while they are arguing, the ace character has already made a bet with the aro character that they can land a new member before the aro character can, and the aro character is extremely competitive and they end up accidentally tag teaming some how and gaining two new people, one highly on board one a little confused how they ended up here but very enthusiastic and willing to explore.

And while the polycule is processing this information, the aro and ace characters are arguing semantics about who won the bet and one tries to say "Who can get the most partners wins" and the polycule IMMEDIATELY puts a stop to the impending orgy argument because they agree that while a big party can be fun once in a while, their schedules are too chaotic to add that many variables into the equation.

The aro character realizes THEY are in charge of scheduling and finance surrounding these things and immediately comes to their senses like "Oh yeah no that's a logistical nightmare I am NOT signing up for." And the only way they can talk the ace out of trying to do it for science anyway is reminding them too many flirtatious convos happening at once means they can't get it all down for research in the first place and the Ace reconsiders their stance almost immediately after.

Someone (not in the polycule) sets their sights on the ace character (not menacingly), but the ace misread ALL attempts to flirt with them as this person trying to help the ace character's research. Like it started out as a team up for some reason and they fall for the ace and want a physical relationship, but any attempt to convey that completely fails - even outright stating it. (I have watched this happen.)

Flirting -> Scene building help, fun banter

Confessing -> workshopping how characters respond, actual critiques given

Pinning against the wall -> OMG your eyes actually DO dilate this close!

Holding chin and tilting up to look at the other person -> Oh your eyes actually shook a little when your gaze flickered down towards my mouth and your eyelashes fluttered slightly. Kind of conveyed a hesitation like you're not certain. That's a really cool detail! I'm absolutely making that a note for blorbo #1. Do you think blorbo #2 would make an involuntary intake of breath if blorbo #1 leaned in? Oh if it was omegaverse that could be an opportunity for the pheromone factor to really heat things up-

Telling them some spicy things they want to try with them -> Ooouuu I need to tell Aro that move. I think they and genderless furry could really build on that idea.

Straight out saying it -> Oh that would be a perfect response to get blorbo XYZ to realize there's a miscommunication trope going on. But the plot device B would totally screw that confession up.

The entire time this is going on the polycule is slowly noticing this happen and watch like hawks to make sure this person doesn't overstep, but they are relieved to see they remain respectful if not completely frustrated and consistently confused by the failure to get their meaning across to the ace character and then one day one of them approaches the ace character while they are hanging out with this person, and are openly affectionate with the ace who reciprocates, and the person trying (and failing) to ask the ace out stiffens for a second and starts asking questions and finds out the ace is in a polycule and they sit there like

And I'm not sure if it would be more entertaining for this person to

Get invited into the polycule by one of the other polycule members, finds out the ace is still not fuckable territory, suffers while also being happy

Not get invited directly but has to figure out how to ask to join and the polycule don't help them, they just watch them struggle to ask the ace character, grinning evilly (they get off on it)

Gets invited by the ace character to fuck one of their polycule members, and discovers first hand the insanity that is this entire group, and the ace is INSUFFERABLE about getting another member to the aro character who is all but peeling their skin off to not be competitive back because they've already established too many people is too difficult for the aro character to juggle in the calendar and financial spreadsheet they run.

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Okay guys. Name your blorbos. Who's who and why are they ridiculous?