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Inbox replies = morning.
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
Christmas Mistletoe.
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box.
Your Muse Sees Mine Being Flirted/Harassed And Mine Obviously Doesn't Like It, How Does Your Muse Respond?
SungahXFelix (for fun)
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Felix is the kind of person that will hover next to it and spend the whole time cursing about how it's a piece of crap and why can't it be faster.who forgot to put the cat outside before sex:Honestly if they've got a cat living with them then there will probably be zero sex in that relationship because Felix would worship the four legged feline so much that they wouldn't even have time to even consider it. (Yes, he has a difficult time with people but he adores fuzzy little creatures)who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit:Sungah would be the most likely candidate...Felix would feel awkward about the whole thing, he might playfully threaten to do it but he'd want to make sure her privacy is respected.who breaks the most phones:Sungah would probably break her phone(s) about once or twice in a year while Felix would need to purchase a new mobile device every other month. Mainly due to anger management issues but also because he's a bit careless.who dies first:Felix has immorality unless he gives it up but he'd never do that, for anyone or anything. He may dislike living in a mainly human populated planet but that doesn't mean he'll consider dying.which one I could see as being lactose intollerant:I'm going to have neither with this one.who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t:I think that they'd both have their own moment or two where their stubbornness or ignorance would cause them such beliefs and ultimately--embarrassment.who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed:Felix, most likely due to night terrors or an argument that they didn't settle before going to bed.who uses the computer most:Sungah, he'd probably enjoy watching whatever she was doing on it but it's not something that he uses very often.
send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
who breaks the most phones
who dies first
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
who uses the computer most
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
I really want to pin a very cute boy to a window and fuck him senseless…
I've only been to "classy" bars before, so we should definitely hit up a real club sometime. To get a guy's attention, all you need to do is the Bend and Snap. Works every time! I believe in you! My plans for the night... going to be "early" and "early" as in about an hour from now.
Yes, we'll get trashed and crash in the park. We'll wake up throughout the middle of the night and play a game of how many stars can we count till we're either sober or fall back asleep. I will try, he's easily distracted though. You're going to bed early? It is a Thursday night, you should be getting ready for Friday but having a pre-weekend party. (...please don't follow this punk's advice, sleep...it's good for you)
My awesome dance skills only include ballet and "white girl wasted," so I am pretty sure I have no room to judge! I am doing okay, thank you. Eating some caramel candies and hanging out. How are you?
I genuinely want to see this white girl wasted thing, you had my curiosity but now you have my attention (Felix...shut the fuck up) We'd be the perfect pair at a nightclub. I'm contemplating life, trying to get a certain dude to notice me though I'm failing really bad..heh...got any plans for the night? Also, props for doing ballet cause that stuff ain't easy.
I didn't run away! I'm still here. I guess my other message was eaten.
Thank goodness, I thought that I scared you away or something. Which would of sucked because you haven't even seen my 'spectacular' dance skills yet---How's your day going?
I miss sex. Rough sex to be specific
Same, let's start a club.
go on anonymous and tell me secrets
M!A Noise - Muse will say everything they think. Lasts for a day.
I immediately regret this decision (This won't affect past/current threads, feel free to send in some messages or tag me in a starter to see him ramble his face off--he'll also be rambling in the tags like an idiot)
Magic!Anon Commands - feel Free to add more.
Flower: Muse will be a gardening freak for 24 Hours
Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days
Bender: Muse will be Genderbend for (Anon decides)
Shuriken: Muse will have a Ninja Complex for 3 Days
Shuffle: Muse will Party like there is no tomorrow, until tomorrow.
Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Rum: Muse will have a Pirate Complex for (Anon Decides)
Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Animal: Muse will turn into a Animal for a Week, Anon decides which.
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours
Tumblr: Muse will be procrastinating and will have no motivation to do anything productive.
Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for a day
Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
Listen: Muse cannot hear anything, lasts for a day
See: Muse cannot see anything, lasts for a day
Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)
Hair: Muse will become obsessed with hairstyling for (Anon decides)
Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies)
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
Color: Muse has to wear nothing but their least favorite color for (Anon decides)
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
Actor: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies an actor) for 12 hours
Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 12 hours
Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
Prohibition: Muse will think they are a 1920s type of mobster/gangster for 24 hours
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Scare: Muse thinks they're pregnant for 8 hours (yes, even if it's a male); if muse is already pregnant, they think they lost their child for 2 hours
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
Chef: Muse becomes a top chef and cooks pastries and sweets for everyone they know for the next 48 hours
Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Dress: Muse is stuck in a frilly dress for 6 hours
Pixie: Muse has pixies in their hair that everyone but themselves can see for the next 5 hours
Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it
Dance: Muse cannot stop dancing for 3 hours, no matter how tired they become
Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours
Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 16 hours
Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)
Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 6 hours
Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
Face: Muse's appearance changes for a day (Mun decides to what)
Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
Carrier: Muse is a carrier for a flu but does not know it and is not sick. Everyone who interacts with the muse within 1 hour will get sick for a week (Only if their mun agrees)
Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)
Sounds excellent! I'll prepare the disco ball and funky lights for the occasion! A friend and its awkward? I know how that is. Since they are your friend, I hope they come to an understanding of your feelings soon and it gets resolved. Sorry if I am getting too personal! I actually don't eat much either. I had a mandatory strict diet growing up and those habits haven't died. I usually give my extra food to neighbors but I can certainly split with you.
Yes, I'll bring the cheesy costumes and my 'awesome' dance moves. They're a bit younger than me so they are stubborn and a bit selfish, they keep asking me to consider or understand how they feel but they're not even listening to me. I can't force myself to like them or want to date them. That's alright, I'm a bit of an open book---strict diet? How come? Were you training for something? Feel free to bring food here anytime. You'll be like my food angel.
